"IN DALLAS, TEXAS.....THEY WERE BEING DRIVEN THROUGH MAIN STREET AND WAVING TO THE CHEERING BYSTANDERS!!!!"
"SUDDENLY THREE SHOTS RANG OUT."
"GOVERNOR JOHN CONNALY SAT SHOT-GUN IN THE FRONT SEAT IN FRONT OF KENNEDY, WHO SAT, LEANING AGAINST THE DOOR, WITH HIS ARM OVER THE DOOR IN THE BACK SEAT."
"I SAW THE ORIGINAL BLACK-AND-WHITE VIDEO TAPE."
"OSWALD DID NOT DO IT."
"THERE WERE 3 SNIPERS.....ON THE GRASSY-KNOLL.........ONE-BULLET FOR THE PRESIDENT: ONE BULLET FOR JACQUIE: UNT ONE-BULLET FOR CONNALY."
"WHEN THE SHOTS RANG OUT............AN ENORMOUS BURST OF WATER CAME OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THE SPACE IN FRONT OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY.......ABOUT TWO-AND-A-HALF FEET IN FRONT OF HIS NECK.......??#"
"IT HIT HIM IN THE NECK."
"AT THE EXACT SAME TIME..........AN INVISIBLE HAND WAS PLACED UPON HIS FOREHEAD.......IT PUSHED HIS HEAD BACK........AS HIS Consciousness WENT BLACK."
"THEN...........KENNEDY BEGAN TO RE-GAIN HIS Consciousness AND PUSHED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE INVISIBLE HAND......."
"KENNEDY'S HEAD CAME FORWARD UNTIL HE WAS Conscious AGAIN...........HE TURNED HIS HEAD TO THE LEFT, AND FELL DOWN BEHIND THE FRONT SEAT.......ON ALL FOURS, FACING HIS WIFE Jackie."
"SUDDENLY."
"JACKIE WAS PHYSICALLY LEVITATED OUT OF HER BACK-SEAT POSITION SITTING NEXT TO THE PRESIDENT........HER BUTT WAS SLID UP THE BACK OF THE CAR-SEAT........AND PLACED ON THE BACK OF THE TRUNK-HOOD OF THE BLACK LIMO."
"SHE BEGAN TO LOSE HER BALANCE AND FALL OFF THE BACK OF THE LIMO ONTO THE STREET....??#?"
"AN INVISIBLE MAN PUSHED HER BACK ON THE BACK OF THE LIMO-HOOD AND SAID, 'GET THE BULLET!#%^$###^#!!!!'"
"JACKIE IMMEDIATELY LOOKED DOWN FROM WHERE SHE WAS PUSHED.......AND FOUND THE BULLET ROLLING ON THE BACK OF THE HOOD OF THE LIMO!!!!"
"SHE GRABBED AT THE BULLET.........BUT MISSED."
"THE BULLET, FIRST ROLLED GRAVITATIONALLY DOWN THE BACK OF THE HOOD."
"JACKIE WAS STILL LOOKING AT THE ROLLING BULLET!!"
"THEN.................THE BULLET WAS ANTI-GRAVITATIONALLY ROLLED BACK UP THE HOOD TOWARDS JACKIE AND SHE SNATCHED IT UP."
"THIS.............IS WHAT I SAW."
"I HEARD FROM A WELL-READ FRIEND THAT JACKIE KEPT VISITING THE HOSPITAL IN DALLAS, WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS KEPT........FOR AT LEAST A WEEK.........??"
"NOW..............................SADDAM..............OR MUHAMMAD........OR THE GOOD SAMARITAN........AND HIS IMPRISONMENT BELOW-GROUND IN HIS HOME-TOWN OF Tikrit, IRAQ."
"I SAW THE VIDEOS."
"HE LOOKED SAD, DEPRESSED, PERSECUTED, HARRASSED, RAPED, ROYALLY FUCKED-LIKE-AN-ANIMAL BY CBS, ABC, NBC, UNT FOX........?"
"HE ALSO LOOKED LIKE HE HAD BEEN SMELLING SOMETHING EXTREMELY 'VIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLE'????!!?"
"THIS UNDERGROUND ROOM WITH BUNKS WAS NOT DUG BY SADDAM's OR HUMAN HANDS."
"THERE WAS A VENTILATION FAN WHICH LOOKED LIKE AN AMERICAN BOAT-VENTILATION FAN IN ONE OF THE WALLS.....................GOING............WHERE????!!!"
"IT WAS COMING TO ME THAT................ON THE OTHER-SIDE OF THE VENTILATION FAN WAS................??............#?#...............!!!!!!..........A GENUINE BRITNEY SPEARS TURD.?.!?!!!!!!!"
"MORE PROOF.!!!."
"I SAW ONE OF THE AMERICAN TROOPS CLIMBING OUT OF THE TINY DOORWAY TO THE DUG-OUT ROOM BELOW.....??!?"
"HOLE FROM WHICH DESPERATELY SNORTING TROOP VIOLENTLY EXTRICATED HIM-SELF FROM!!!!!!!!"
"HE ABSOLUTELY THREW THE PLUG FOR THE TINY DOORWAY UP INTO THE AIR.........AND WAS GASPING FOR HIS BREATH LIKE HE HAD 'smelled' SOMETHING UTTERLY DISGUSTING DOWN THERE.."
"I WONDER IF SADDAM IS NOW..........'A ZOMBIE'......??!!?"
"NO-ONE, Consciously.......IN HIS RIGHT-MIND........WOULD LEAVE HIM-SELF DOWN THERE.........'smelling' A Britney Spears TURD."
"##!!!!!!!!#########!!!!!!!!##"
"."
"Folks.......??!"
"I HEARD THE NEWS; TODAY."
"COLIN POWELL OR...........COLIN COWL.........HAS CON-TRACTED.........'A LETHAL-CASE OF PROSTATE-CANCER'."
"IT CAME TO ME THAT..............COLIN POWELL HAD THAT VERY-SAME Britney Spears TURD Magically-PLACED IN HIS OWN ASS.........AND SHAT IT OUT.........BEFORE IT WAS PLACED ON THE OTHER-SIDE OF SADDAM's VENTILATION-FAN........???#!!??!!!!!"
"I DO NOT BELIEVE IT."
"BUT THERE IS OBSERVABLE PROOF."
"!!"
"AAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD........ONCE.......AGGAAAAAAIIINNN.........THE 'JEWISH'-FOLKS AT Alta Vista SEARCH-ENGINE................HAVE FAILED US."
"NO IMAGES OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY IN HIS ASSASSINATION LIMOSINE.??#####"
"JEWS!!!!!!!!"
"LORDS, DEVILS, OR 'WEINIE-WOMEN'????!!"
"AT THE MILLENNIUM."
"HERE..........IS WHAT I GOT:"
UNT...........THERE HAST BEEN MANY 'FABRICATED COLOR-VIDEOS' UNT PHOTO 'FABRICATIONS'...........SINCE......#####!!
"AND........OH, BY THE WAY: BUSH-SENIOR WAS A BIG-TEXAS-OILMAN AND WAS APPOINTED BY KENNEDY TO BE AMBASSADOR-TO-CHINA......"
"SENIOR: SET-IT-UP."
"folks..."