"Two Nights Ago, I Decided To Watch David Letterman And Heal After I Had Been Beaten By The Local Police..."
"That, I Will Relate To You In The Web Page www.rstolley.com/911.htm"
"David Came On And Went Through His Routine..."
"I Had Been Coming To Me That He Was The Son Of Ed Sullivan, Host Of The Ed Sullivan Show Back In The Early Fifties Sixties And Some Of The Seventies..."
"I Had Heard That This Actress Kim Cantrel Was Going To Be On, But Didn't Know Her And Didn't Think Too Much Of It."
"I Watched When She Came Out."
"Paul Shaffer Seemed A Little Tense..."
"David And Paul Were Discussing Kim Cantrel And How She Told Dave That A Mutual Friend Of Dave's And Kim's Had Tried To Set Kim Up With A David Letterman Date."
"But That Dave Never Heard Of It, Didn't Know Who The Friend Was And Thought It Might Be Two Of His Comedy Buddies..."
"She Came Out."
"Right Away, Dave Said He Was Not Going To Case Her 'Cause Paul Said Not To..."
"But Anyway..."
"Finally It Came Out That Gary Shandling From Arizona Had Been The Mutual Friend."
"It Had Been Coming To Me That Gary Shandling Was The Reincarnation Of The Scottish Author Of The Book Phantastes, George Macdonald, Who It Was Coming To, Thought He Was An Incarnation Of The Arthurian Knight Of The Round Table Anodos..."
"The Book Phantastes Is About Sir Percivale And How Percivale's Woman Puts Flowers On Anodos' Grave After He Has Been Murdered After Exposing A Virgin-Sacrificing Religion."
"Anodos Has Died, But Sir Percivale Has Avenged Anodos And Married His Parallel Woman."
"Arianrod, Of Course."
"It Had Been Coming To Me That Ed Sullivan Was A Percy And Gary Shandling's Former Nephew."
"It Was Coming To Me That Here Might Be David Letterman's Parallel Historic Female Mate."
"Then It Began Coming To Me That Kim Cantrel Was One Of The Daughters Of Leonardo DiCapprio And Britney Spears And Was David Letterman's Arthurian And Percian Cousin."
"I Went To Bed."
"The Next Day There Was A Girl At The Bus Stop Who Looked Like A Combination Of Ed Sullivan, David Letterman And Kim Cantrel."
"Yesterday, I Counted 9 Daughters Of Kim Cantrel And David Letterman As I Was Riding On The Bus To Order New Glasses After The Madison Police Smashed My Only Pair."
"It Was Also Coming To Me That They Fathered And Mothered Meg Ryan, Jenifer Anston, Sting, And Madonna, Who Were Also Their Former Sons And Daughters..."
"Sting And The Police Do A Song Off The Synchronicity Album Called Synchronicity II...."
"Many Miles Away, Something Crawls To The Surface Of A Dark Scottish Lake...Many Miles Away...Many Miles Away..."
"Madonna Just Got Married To A Scottish Man."
"Her Man."
"David Letterman, In A Former Life, Also Had Madonna, Madonna's Husband, And Sting As A Scottish Father With Kim Cantrel, David's Pictish-Scot Wife."
"It Also Was Coming To Me That Meg Ryan Was Having Personal Diffculties..."
"And That Kim Cantrel Is Now Married To Meg Ryan's Former Man..."
"After Kim Skipped Out On Dave And Gary Shandling."
"Last Night, I Watched Jay Leno And David Letterman On And Off."
"I Was Coming To Me That Monica Lewinsky Never Went To Bed With President Clinton And Was Instead Jay Leno's Parallel Girl And My Percian Grandaughter And That Jay Leno Was Also Ed Sullivan's Former Percian Son."
"I Watched The Shows After Jay Leno Which Followed."
"Conan O'Brien Was David Letterman And Kim Cantrel's Son Also..."
"He Had On Richard Lewis."
"Richard Lewis Was Jay Leno And Monica Lewinsky's Former Son."
"He And Conan Were Cousins."
"The Miniature Jay Leno, On The Conan O'Brien Show, Was A Brother..."
"As Was George Clooney..."
"Monica And Jay's Sons."
"Without The Leno Jaw, The Mini-Jay Leno Looks Like Clooney..."
"Fascinating."
"Richard Lewis Was Once Welsh/Now Jewish."
"There Are Many Former Welsh That Are Now Jewish."
"Paul Simon Was A Percy."
"Paul Simon Is Twice Jewish As Elisha And Once A Welsh Percy..."
"Then I Watched The Friday LIVE Show."
"All The Comedians, Both Male And Female, Were Former Sons And Daughters Of Either Jay Leno And Monica, Or David Letterman And Kim..."
"Shocking."
"And, According To Dave, It Was Coming To Gary Shandling To Put Him Together With Kim Cantrel."
"Right After She Came Out..."
"Dave Said, "If Gary Had Ever Gotten Us Together We Would Be Married Right Now...""
"And He Also Asked Her If She Was Married..."
"Kim Cantrel Said, "Yes...""
"All In The Family."
"Ed Sullivan's Personal Woman When He Was A Percy, And Jay Leno And David Letterman's Former Mother Is Carol Burnette..."
"Also He Twice Married Carol Burnette."
"Before They Were Percys, Ed Sullivan Was Christ, King Of Albion, And Magdalene, Queen Of Albion's Son And My Brother Along With Led Zeppelin."
"I Was Ed Sullivan's Brother."
"Carol Burnette Was Jeanine's And My Daughter As Gwydion, The Next King Of Albion, And His Irish Red-Head Queen, After Christ And Magdalene."
"We Welsh Were Psychics And Had Psychic Knowledge Of Our Past Lives..."
"I Was Not Only Sir Percivale, Guardian Of Christ's Holy Grail, One Of My Names Was Gwydion, The Former King of Albion, And A Poet!!!!
"Ed Married His Niece, My Daughter."
"They Gave Birth To Other Sons And Daughters."
"I Saw A Few Of Their Progeny On The Bus Today."
"He Had Harvey Korman, Carol Burnette's Backup Man, For A Son."
"He Also Had David Letterman And Jay Leno For Sons Again."
"But, This Time, Kim Cantrell And Monica Lewinsky Were Jeanine's And My Daughters And Jay And David's Cousins."
"Again, Just After The Biblical Flood, They Married!!!!"
"All Except Ed Sullivan And Myself Were Children Or Grandchildren Of Greer Garson And Her Man."
"Carol And Ed Are Still French/Welsh Percys!!!!!"
"They Are Also Danään/Albanian Children Of Christ And Magdalene!!!"
"We Want Ed Sullivan Back!!!!"
"Carol Burnette Does!!!!"