Return To Sender:
Jeanine:
I Want So Many Things For You. I Want It All Perfect For You.
It Hasn't Exactly Been Perfect In My World.
I Want Everything To Be Perfect For Your Children Because I Want Everything To Be Perfect And Genuine For You.
I Initially Wanted God To Provide You And I A Junior Prom.
I Still Want Something Similar.
I Have Found Within Myself A Perspective Of Gentle Acceptance.
I Had A Slight Heart Attack Last Week.
The Next Day, Charley Told Me I Looked Pale.
I Wanted You To Know This.
You Are The Only One In The World That Can Tell God What You Want For Your Children.
I Have Tried.
You Wanted To Take Me To Rhythm And Booms And Got The Magic Fireworks.
This Millennium, They Are Having Them Over The Capitol Square And Over My Apartment.
You Finally Have Everything You Wanted.
Elvis Was The Father To Both Of Us.
We Fathers Take Responsibility For Each Other And The Mothers.
The Mothers Take Responsibility For Us.
Please Return Yourself To Sender, Jeanine...

Down In The Boondocks
by Joe South
{Acoustic Guitar, then Catchy Cymbal}
Down in the Boondocks...
Down in the Boondocks...
People put me down, 'cause that's the side of town,
I was booorn in...
I love her.
She loves me.
But I don't give her society...
Lord have mercy on the boy from down in the boondocks!!!
Every Night I watch the light from the house upon the hill...
I love a little giiirrrll that lives up there,
And I guess I always will.
But I don't dare knock on her door,
'Cause her daddy is my boss maaannnn...
So I'll just have to be content to see her whenever I caaannnnn!!!
Down in the Boondocks...
Down in the Boondocks...
People put me down, 'cause that's the side of town,
I was booorn in...
I love her.
She loves me.
But I don't give her society...
Loooorrrdd have mercy on the boy from down in the Boondocks!!!
{Lone Drum...then}
Down in the Boondocks!
Down in the Boondocks!
Ooonne fine day I'll find a waaayy...
To move from this old shack!
I'll hold my head up like a King.
And I never, never will look baaccckk!!
Until that point I'll work and slave...
And I'll save every diiimmmmeee!
But tonight she'll have to steal away,
To see me one more tiiiiimmmmeeeee!!!
Down in the Boondocks...
Down in the Boondocks...
People put me down, 'cause that's the side of town,
I was booorn in...
I love her.
She loves me.
But I don't give her society...
Loooorrrdd have mercy on the boy from down in the Boondocks!!!
Loooorrrdd have mercy on the boy from down in the Boondocks!!!
Loooorrrdd have mercy on the boy from down in the Boondocks!!!
I AM Adding This... Jeanine Was The Grail Maiden!!!
I Also Mailed Her Night And Day by Joe Jackson!!!