"Me And My Goooooooddddd Partners..."
"We Were Riding Baaaccckkk To My Caaammmpppp..."
"We Were Feeeelllling Very Fiiinnnnneeeee..."
"And The Aiiiiirrrrrrr Was Clllleeaaaaaarrrr And Slightly Daammmmppp..."
"We Were Riding Back To Have Ourselves A Parrttyy!!!"
"To Celebrate The Robbing Of The Train..."
"We Were Talkin' Kinda' Low And Lazy..."
"'Bout Not Having To Go Out Soon Agaiiiinnn..."
"Ya' Know We Hadn't Been Back Home Two Hours..."
"When We Heard A Hog Cry Out In The Night!!!!"
"But...You Know...That's A Signal From Young Billy, Who's Our Sentry..."
"Sayin' Somethin' Here Ain't Exactly Riiiiggghhhttt???????"
"We Quick Grabbed Some Of Our Hardware..."
"And Stumbled Out Of Our Hooolllleeee..."
"In Two Minutes, Flagwheel Had Found Her!!!"
"An Indian Girl All Alone..."
"And Eli Said, "Let's Take Her Back To The Cabin...""
"I Said, "You Don't Know, She Might Be The Laaaaaaawwwwwwwww, Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!*&$#!!""
"He Said, Smilin' Kinda Nastaaayyyyy..."
"You Know, Your Too Damn High, She Beat Ya' To The Draaaaawwwwww!!!!??!!!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Haaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww????!!!"
"We Were Walking There Through The Darknesssssss..."
"I Heard The Duke, He's A...Dynamite A Saaafffeeeeee!!!"
"He Said, "What's Your Name, Sweeeeeettt L'il Indian Giiirrrrllll???"
"She Said, "Babay!!" And She Looked Away!!!???*&#!"
"And Right Then, I Said, "What Chu' Know!!!!***###???!!!"
And I Said So!!!!?????????"
"AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh, Noooo!!!!?!??"
"Now, EEEEEEElllliiiiiii, He's Our Fastest Guuuunnnnnnneeeerrrrr!!!!!"
"He's Kinda' Meaaannn And Yoooouuunnnngggg!!!"
"From The Soooouuuuttthhhhhh!!!!"
"He Said, "Fat Albert, Your Getting Kind Of Oooolllddd And Weird Nowwwww!!!!""
"You Better, Get Your Twelve-Gauge, Your Shot-Gun'A' Mine Out, Yeaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
"And I Diiiiidddd!!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???????"
"Ya' Know I........................."
"Now, EEElliiiii And The Duke, They Got Down To IIIIIIttttt!!!!"
"That Each..."
"Wanted That Indian Girl For Their OOOOOOOOwwwwwwnnnnnn!!?????????!!!"
"When They Finalllyyyyyy Gooooottttttt Arrrroooouunnnd To Askin' HHHeeeeerrrr!*&?%$##!!"
"Ya' Know She Said She'd Come To Take Young Billy Home..."
"OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh, NNNnnnnoooooooooo, NNNnnnoooooooo, NNnnnnnoooooooo?????!!!!"
"EEEEElllliiiiii Said He'd Kill Yoooouuunnnggg Billlllyyyyyy!!!!"
"He Killed McGoughkan!!!!!"
"Proud Willie, Too, Yeeeaaahhh????!!"
"Thaaaaaatttttt IIIIInnnndddiiiiiiaaaaannnnn Giiirrrrrrllll Sheeee Saiiiddd,"
"Goooooooooo Aaaaahhhhhheeeeaaaaadddd, Now, Do It!!!!**$$###!!!"
"I Said, "Stop It!#!*&#!" And She Bit My Thumb Nearly Clean Through, Yeah!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????????!!!"
"And Wheeeeeennnnnnn Thheeeeeeeeyyyyyy Fiiiinnnnaaalllyyy Starrrtttteeeddd To Break Down The Dooooorrrrr!!!!"
"I Slllliiippppeeeddd My Faith Up With Bloooddd From My Thuuummmbbbbb!!!!!"
"I Lay Down On The Floor And Played Reeeeeaaaaal Goooooddddd Possssssuuuuummmm..........."
"Ya' Know, I'm Craaazzzyyyy But I Aiinn'ttt Reaaall Duuuuuuummmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!?!"
"Now, I'm Dyyyiinnn' Here Ooouuuttt In The Countrrryyyyyyy..."
"Must Be The Sorrriieesssttt Sight Y'a Ever Saaaaaawwwww..."
"Ya' Know The Reason I'm The Only Man Here Ta' Teelll IIIttttt?????????????????"
"Ya' Know That Indian Girl...She Wadn't An Indian...She Was The LLaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!???!!!"
"AAAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, AAAAAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwww?????"
I believe that Joseph or Jerry and Nancy or Mary were either two of Arthur and Cynwise children, Knight of his Round Table and spoken of in Ariosto's Orlando Furioso as going to the Holy Land under Charlemagne as Astolfo and Marfisa.
