"For A Christmas Gift..."
"I Asked My Sister-In-Law, Mary Ann, To Get Me Two $50.00 Microphones So I Can Record A Couple Of My Twelve-String Guitar Songs, And Put Them UP On The Web For Any Of You To Download And Check Out."
"I Have About An Album's Worth Of Twelve-String Guitar Music, Including An Ultimate Protest Song Which Should Probably BE SUNG By An Elderly Hillbilly Female."
"I Can Sing IT, But It's Not The Same."
"I Hooked UP The Microphones Tonight To The Same Jacks I Had My Keyboard Hooked UP To To Record The Barâ-t MP3 Recordings You Have ALL Downloaded."
"THE GODDESS Just Attacked My Right Ear Suddenly, Last Night With A Sudden Infection."
"NOW...I Cannot Hear Hardly AT ALL From My Right Ear!!**&&###!"
"EVIL WOMAN."
"Bir-die-Turd."
"The Microphones ARE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO WORK."
"THE SIGNAL IS BEING SHUT DOWN IN THE WIRES."
"So Much For A Good GODDESS, Holmes."
"Not Surprising, Watson."
"The Male One Is The Presumed GOD Of DOOM..."
"I Just Don't Think IT Is A Male."
"RAPE!!!**&&###!!!?!"
"We HAVE Seen, Watson."
"AN ASSAULTIVE INDIGNANT FEMALE WHO CAN'T HAVE ANY."
"Well, Holmes..."
"Tomorrow Is Another Day..." - Scarlet O'Hara
"Also...I Did Not Do Anything To Any Of My Connections To My Stereo From My Computer, And, NOW, Barâ-t Will Not Play, And My Stereo Behaves Differently Than It Did Before."
"And I Didn't Change A Thing!&&##!!?"
"Oppressive-Electric-Magic Girl."
"AND...I Used To HAVE ONE."
"Now What, Holmes???!"
"I Agree With Scarlet, Watson."
"Do You Think Beethoven's Hearing Was Assaulted By THIS Evil Female, Holmes???!"
"Obviously, Watson."
"But, Watson."
"I Cannot Believe That SHE Would Give Me $125.00 In Free Food Stamps!!!!?"
"I AM Only Alloted $10.00 Per Month, And 'They' Are Cutting Me Off Next Month."
"Free Christmas Food Stamps, Holmes!!!!"
"AND...'They' Put The Food Stamps On A Computerized Quest Card, A Lot Like A Credit Card."
"The Economy Of The Whole Entire World Should Be Organized In This Fashion By The Holy FEMALE, Holmes!!!!!!?!"
"In A Perfect, Fair Fashion, Watson."
"With ALL 'These' Criminal Thieves OUT HERE, The Good FOLKS NEED PROTECTION!!!!!!!"
"AND...The Children, Holmes."
"Absolutely, Watson."
"THIS...Is What We Should ALL Pray For!!!!?!"
"At The Millennium!!!!."
"Would You ALL LOOK At 'These' Dirty Little Girls..."
"AND...'They' ALL THINK That 'They're MEN????!"
"WORLD LEADERS."
"FOLKS."
"AND...Oh, By The Way..."
"THIS...Is Not The Devil's Dance."
"THIS...IS THE Bir-die-Turd ROCK!!!!&&&&####$$$$$$.
"Us & 'Them'." - Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon
Barâ-t...IS The Dark Side Of The Moon!!!!!?!"
"FOLKS!!!!"
"I Was Finally Able To Get The Computer To Play Barâ-t Through My Stereo Speakers..."
"I..."
"CAN NO LONGER HEAR IT THROUGH BOTH EARS."
"I Certainly HOPE, THAT AFTER THIS PHYSICAL CRIPPLING ATTACK BY GOD & GODDESS THAT MY HEARING WILL FINALLY HEAL."
"IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS."
"I AM Only 49 Years Old."
"Blind People Can HEAR Barâ-t!!!!!"
"But...So Far...I Cannot."
"Healthy Folks Out There..."
"THE SOUND OF IT USED TO FILL THE ROOM..."
"IT Occurs To Me...THAT We ARE ALL Cursed BY GOD."
"BUT...I Do Not Think IT Is Male."
"FOLKS."
"Nothing...But A Planet Of ABUSIVE TURDS."
"AND ABUSIVE TURDS FOR A GOD & GODDESS."
"folks."
"The Other Night, When I Went Next Door To The Emergency Room Of Madison Meriter Campus Hospital, They Made Me Wait Outside For Over An Hour!!&&$$$$$????"
"My Hearing Was Gone By The Time The Doctor Treated Me."
"EMERGENCY????"
"Functionally NOT."
"WHAT ARE DYSFUNCTIONAL PROFESSIONALS."
"And Then...To TOP IT OFF...The Nurse, When I Asked Her To List The Anti-Biotics For Me So I Could Remember Which One My Former Personal Doctor MacAweeny Gave Me Which Worked, SHE Attacked Me."
"I Called Her Probably A Racist And Told Her Not To Discriminate Because I Had Long Hair!!!&&&###!"
"I Asked If The Hospital Kept The Records Of Doctor MacAweeny Who Had Died????!"
"NO."
"Then I Asked For At Least As Good A Decongestant As Doctor MacAweeny Had Given Me."
"The Doctor Told Me That The F.D.A. Had Taken ALL The Good Decongestants OFF The Market And Made Them Illegal For A Doctor With Good Judgement And Training To Use Because A Couple Of People Died Using Them Of Heart Attacks."
"Probably Elderly People Or People Out of Shape Already."
"I Told Him Monsanto Was Heading The F.D.A. Or Food & Drug Administration And They Were Trying To Turn Mother Nature's Natural Foods Into Biotech Foods World-Wide."
"The Doctor Assigned To Me Did Not Even Give Me A Decongestant."
"TURDS."
"The Medical Health Industry Is, NOW, Anti-Health!&&&###!!!."
"AND...I Still Cannot Hear Out Of My Right Ear!!&&###!"
"TURDS."
"FOLKS."
"On Earth, As IT Is In Heaven."
"Mooommmyyyyyy???!"
"What Do I Wanna' Be When I Grow UP????."
"FOLKS."
"UN-Professional???."
"UN-Caring???."
"Caring-ONLY-FOR-MYYYYYY-SEFF!!!&&##$$$"
"folks..."
Timian Is Written In Spenser...Belphoebe Was In My English Class...J.W. Hodkinson."
I Cannot Find This Album At amazon.com. Maybe You Can!!!
"Darkness Had Moved Into My Place!!!&&$$$###???!"
"Lost My Way...Forever Haaattteeee!!!!???!"
"I'm Not Ready...No Not Ready...To DIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!&&&###!!!!"
"ALL..."
THE 'Schmucks' AND 'Schmuckesses' On The Planet Earth WILL BE SENT TO THE SAHARA DESERT TO DIE."
"THEN...'They' WILL BE BROUGHT BACK HOME."
"IF..."
"GOD IS Good."
"FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"THAT..."
"Should Cure 'Them'!!!!."
"AND..."
"We WILL Feel Relieved Of 'Them' And 'Their' Despicable Behaviors, TOO!!!!"
"Holmes...There IS An Answer!!!!"
"Deliberately, Watson!"
"'They' Will Have A Story To Tell 'Their' Children, Relatives, And Grandchildren, Watson!!!!"
"Glorious, Holmes!!!!!"
"WITH GOD."
"All Things Are Possible."
"A VERY Merry Christmas, Good FOLKS!!!!"
"AND...A Merry Christmas To You, Holmes!!!"
"I Just Tried To Copy THIS File To The Server AND SHE Blocked IT!!!&&&$$$##!!!"
"Can You Take IT ALL Awaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!?! Welllll, You Shoved IT In My Faaaaaccceeeee????!"
"I Have Just Seen The United States' C.I.A. Photo Of Bin Laden With Cartridges And A Machine Gun On Dateline Tonight, When He Was Working For BUSH In Afghanistan, In The 1980s, Against The Russians."
"NOT Bin Laden."
"No LUMP ON HIS NOSE."
"But...I Would Assume That Bin Laden Was Developing HIS Al Qaeda Network And Financing For Eventually Removing Heroin From The Mouths Of CHILDREN."
"In Afghanistan."
"Europe."
"AND...The United States."
"Earlier, I Thought That He Had A Physically Dematerializable Body Like I Know AND Have Seen Yasar Arafat Displaying."
"But NO."
"Bin Laden Does NOT Have A Vanishing/Appearing Body Like Yasar Arafat AND I Do."
"HE...Has Been Posing Others Who Look Vaguely Like HIM As HIM Since George Herbert Walker BUSH, Or The Grinch Hired HIM To Fight The Russians."
"THE REAL Bin Laden Honestly Told The Truth When HE Catagorically DENIED HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE TRADE TOWER ATTACKS."
"Aladdin Of Recent Walt Disney Fame."
"HE...Wishes To Be Left Alone With HIS WIFE, Jasmine AND WATCH SATAN CRAWL."
"FOLKS."
"THE Satan IS Crawling."
"AND KILLING."
"AND KILLED THE 3,000 Americans WITH HIS Administration Of Jews."
"Even Guilliani Knew Before The Planes Hit."
"Vice President Dick Cheney Was Waiting In The Pentagon With The Japanese HEAD Of Airline Security."
"IT."
"WAS ON CBS 60 Minutes."
"IT."
"WAS ALL ORCHESTRATED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT."
"NAZIS."
"FOLKS."
"But...Actually 'Dir-ty-Lit-tle-Bir-die-Turd-Girls'."
"WITH A PRESS OF ONLY PROPAGANDA."
"'Their' Nazi News Service."
"FOLKS."
"Just Like Adolph Hitler During World War II."
"Jews In HIS Administration."
"AND...Japanese AS HIS Allies."
"THE AXIS."
"Once Again."
"But...Being Posed As The Allies."
"AND Our GOD????"
"Twisted Sister."
"Factoid."
"folks..."
"IT."
"IS Like The Good, Holy Papal FATHER Burning Healing Women TO DEATH AT THE STAKE."
"AND...Burning Giordano Bruno To Death IN FRONT OF THE POPE For Postulating A Solar System Utilizing Hermetic OR Egyptian Wisdom."
"IT."
"IS A PART OF BRITISH LITERATURE..."
"THE PLAY...IS IN THIS BOOK."
In 1972-73 I found out about a woman named Sue Richmond. I remember her face and she looked just like Queen Elizabeth.
Sue threw my Tarot Cards in 1972-73. My significator was the Tarot Card The Empress. Elizabeth's grandfather, the first Tudor, was the Earl of Richmond!!
"We Should ALL Thank The Satanic Arabs For Getting Us Into Outer Space!!!!!"
"Twisted Sister."
"THE POPE."
"BUSH."
"THE MALE GOD."
"Factoid."
"folks..."
"Too Weak TO BE A GOD."
"OR..."
"Is IT Too Weak TO BE A MALE????."
"Lit-tle-Wood-en-Men."
"AND...IT IS 'They' WHO CRUCIFIED CHRIST."
"But...HOW COULD 'They' Consciously DO 'These' THINGS????"
"SOMETHING DRASTIC MUST BE DONE."
"HOW..."
"Do YOU WAKE 'Them' UP."
"'They' ARE EITHER SO Deluded OR Absolutely UN-Conscious ROBOTOIDS."
"JUST HOW Deluded OR UN-Conscious IS JUNIOR???."
"SUDDENLY MY SERVER WENT DOWN..."
"IT IS THE GOD & GODDESS' RESPONSIBILITY."
"IT IS THEY THAT HAVE BROUGHT Us THIS FAR."
"WITH ALL OF Us ON BOARD!!!!"
"THE...MILLENNIUM."
"!"
"FOLKS."
"AND...IT Just Attacked My Right Ear..."
"I Can See That, In The Future, I Will Be Unable To HEAR 'Barâ-t'."
"Holy Seal."
"I Just Heard A Ghastly Howl."
"Sounded Like A Big-Foot FEMALE."
"I AM Not Kidding!"
"IT Sounded OFF IN THE DISTANCE Like The Voice Of The Void..."
"THIS."
"WAS NOT A HALLUCINATION!!!&&##!!..."
"I..."
"WANT TO See YOU, WOMAN."
Conscious.
"IT."
"IS Christmas Eve Tonight."
"AND THE GODDESS IS ATTACKING."
"BOTH OF 'Them'!!!!!!!?!"
"BIG-FOOT Has HIS."
"WHY?."
"CAN'T I HAVE MINE???."
"I Was Just Trying To Copy THIS File, AND Tried To Connect, But IT Would NOT Validate My User Name And Password..."
"I Tried Again."
"CUT OFF."
"I Told HER Not To THIS TIME."
"I AM NOW CONNECTED."
"What Does THIS Harrassment HAVE TO DO With THE CHILDREN???!???"
"GIRL."
"SUDDENLY MY SERVER WENT DOWN."
"THIS CLOSES OUT CHINA, AGAIN."
"If YOU KILL Us GIRL."
"YOU WILL HAVE TO GO OUT THERE BY YOURSELF.?."
"?"
"."
"!"
"Host Ghost Was Doing A File System Check On The Server."
"IT."
"Is Back Up For CHINA!!!!"
"THE GODDESS IS STILL HELPING ME THROUGH THE ELECTRIC WIRES!!!!!!?!"
"BUT."
"I Have Discovered That Host Ghost IS Tallying 20% OFF My 500MB Server Quota Every Time I Copy A File."
"I HAVE PROOF!!!!**&&&###!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$?!"
"I Just Altered The Coding On 500K Of Files Without Adding A Thing To ANY Of The Files."
"I Recopied The 500K To My Server."
"100K Or 100,000 Bytes Was Suddenly Removed From My Server Quota."
"I CAUGHT 'Them' RED-HANDED!!!**&&##$$$$$$?!"
"I AM Going To Report THIS To 'Them'..."
"We WILL See WHAT THE HELL 'They' DO ABOUT IT!!!&&&####?!"
"FOLKS."
"BUT..."
"SHE...THE GODDESS...IS HELPING ME BY NOT TALLYING THE GIGABYTE TRANSFER RATE AND HOLDING IT WITH HER ELECTRIC-SELF TO BELOW THE MONTHLY LIMIT 'They' QUOTED ME."
"THIS...IS THE LIMIT 'They' QUOTED ME..."
"5 Gigabytes PER MONTH."
"Or..."
"5,000 Megabytes Per Month."
"At 40 Megabytes Total For ALL The Theme Files Of 'Barâ-t'..."
"THAT Would Mean."
"ONLY 125 People A Month ARE ALLOWED TO DOWNLOAD 'BARÂ-T'."
"OTHERWISE I BREACH MY LIMIT."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!"
"GREEEEEAAAAAATTTTT GOOODDDDEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
"BIG-FOOT."
"THE FEMALE!"
"FOLKS."
"PROOF."
"MORE PROOF!"
"!"
"."
"I DO NOT Know Exactly What IT Is Like Being A Human TURD, Holmes..."
"I Certainly Would NOT WANT To Smell 'Them' EVERY DAY, Watson!?!"
"AND...IT Is Getting Worse, Holmes!!!!?&##!"
"THE GODDESS, WATSON!!!"
"THE GODDESS!"
"AND 'BARÂ-T'!!!!"
"SPREAD THE WORD."
"I Do Not Know What Playing One Hand Against The Other Is For The Lily Of The Field, Watson..."
"BUT...I WILL Have To Get A Hearing Aid."
"There ARE STILL Plenty Of People ALIVE Out THERE!!!!"
"Sidney, Australia."
"Directory List Return."
Out Of 19K/sec."
"6K/sec."
"DRAINED."
"The President IS A Black Consciousness Robotoid."
"ABSOLUTELY."
"Jeanine IS EITHER HERE..."
"OR."
"NOT CONSCIOUS."
"We HAVE Spread THE WORD, Watson."
"THIS."
"CANNOT GO ON MUCH FURTHER."
"SOMETHING HAS TO BREAK."
"TURN BACK ON THE LIGHTS."
"AND BRING BACK THE DEAD."
"NOW."
"Bride & Groom."
"FOR Us ALL!!!!"
"AND...Pour Moi!"
"WHAT A HORRIFIC PRELUDE, Watson."
"At The Millennium."
"PRAY."
"I Pray With My Life."
"I Whistle While I WORK!!!!!"
"FOLKS!"
"New Zealand Was Christmas Day, As I AM..."
"And Sydney Was Christmas Eve."
"Fascinating Area Of The World, Watson."
"Timeless, Holmes!!!!"
"I Just Cannot Believe Anyone Is Hitting Barâ-t On Christmas Day Or Christmas Eve In Any Christian Country, Watson..."
"SHE...IS Playing With The Electrics, Again, Holmes!!!!!!"
"MORE PROOF."
"AT THE MILLENNIUM, THOUGH..."
"I."
"HAVE BEEN TOTALLY THOROUGHLY...
RAPED!!!!***$$$###!!!"
folks..."
"I Don't Even Actually Know If Jeanine IS HERE."
RAPED BY THE GOD & GODDESS
NOW...I Can SEE."
"Happy New Year???!?"
"WISH I COULD."
"RAPED."
"AND...Jeanine's BODY IS GETTING FUCKED IN Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio?????!?"
"AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT SHE DOES NOT HAVE Consciousness????!?"
"RAPED."
"AND THAT SHE CRASHED INTO ME???!"
"AND IS Consciously HERE?!"
"RAPED."
"At The Millennium!!**&&$$##!!?!"'
"HERE IS THEORETICALLY THE HITS WORLD-WIDE."
No. Hits Sessions KB sent Date/Time
1 458 3.97% 363 5.24% 44 3.74% 5 0.68% 8795 21/Dec/2001:19:XX:XX
2 379 3.29% 130 1.87% 19 1.62% 4 0.54% 3560 24/Dec/2001:19:XX:XX
3 263 2.28% 253 3.65% 27 2.30% 15 2.04% 4965 21/Dec/2001:20:XX:XX
4 253 2.20% 147 2.12% 8 0.68% 4 0.54% 4071 19/Dec/2001:13:XX:XX
5 214 1.86% 157 2.26% 9 0.77% 6 0.82% 4516 18/Dec/2001:21:XX:XX
6 213 1.85% 158 2.28% 22 1.87% 2 0.27% 7411 23/Dec/2001:00:XX:XX
7 205 1.78% 173 2.49% 19 1.62% 4 0.54% 3512 24/Dec/2001:21:XX:XX
8 196 1.70% 39 0.56% 25 2.13% 4 0.54% 934 23/Dec/2001:23:XX:XX
9 190 1.65% 87 1.25% 8 0.68% 11 1.49% 2984 23/Dec/2001:15:XX:XX
10 184 1.60% 28 0.40% 11 0.94% 5 0.68% 890 23/Dec/2001:14:XX:XX
11 179 1.55% 55 0.79% 19 1.62% 6 0.82% 1536 23/Dec/2001:02:XX:XX
12 168 1.46% 138 1.99% 21 1.79% 2 0.27% 4037 25/Dec/2001:01:XX:XX
13 159 1.38% 103 1.49% 9 0.77% 3 0.41% 3035 21/Dec/2001:15:XX:XX
14 155 1.34% 120 1.73% 15 1.28% 7 0.95% 3687 18/Dec/2001:20:XX:XX
15 152 1.32% 73 1.05% 6 0.51% 5 0.68% 2302 21/Dec/2001:09:XX:XX
16 149 1.29% 103 1.49% 18 1.53% 1 0.14% 3151 24/Dec/2001:20:XX:XX
17 141 1.22% 105 1.51% 6 0.51% 3 0.41% 4257 17/Dec/2001:18:XX:XX
18 135 1.17% 104 1.50% 27 2.30% 6 0.82% 3123 22/Dec/2001:23:XX:XX
19 133 1.15% 92 1.33% 3 0.26% 2 0.27% 2569 21/Dec/2001:17:XX:XX
20 126 1.09% 95 1.37% 19 1.62% 6 0.82% 2060 20/Dec/2001:11:XX:XX
21 126 1.09% 72 1.04% 3 0.26% 1 0.14% 1717 21/Dec/2001:18:XX:XX
22 126 1.09% 14 0.20% 7 0.60% 2 0.27% 440 18/Dec/2001:01:XX:XX
23 125 1.08% 36 0.52% 8 0.68% 7 0.95% 849 21/Dec/2001:12:XX:XX
24 118 1.02% 25 0.36% 10 0.85% 4 0.54% 997 20/Dec/2001:03:XX:XX
"I AM Getting HIT World-Wide IN EVERY TIME ZONE OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!"
"IS."
"Jeanine HERE???!!!!?!"
"AND WHEN WILL HER MOTHER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND MATERIALIZE HER????"
"RAPED!!!**&&$$##!~!!"
"BY."
"THE GOD."
"FOLKS WORLD-WIDE!!!!!"
"The Gentleman Afraid Of Governmental Nazism IS RIGHT ON!!!!!"
"The Gentleman Postulating A Universe Which Can Be Altered By Prayer Is Somewhat Accurate Relative To Physics, But Not As Complete As I AM!!!!"
"I Know YOU ALL Know YOU Can Trust. ME."
"I Also, Now, Have A Tally Of 69 People World-Wide On My Last Page Reading THIS."
"AND...I Would Immediately Assume YOU HAVE ALL E-Mailed ME."
"I HAVE ONLY RECEIVED 7 E-Mails In Three Years."
"AND...'They' Were ALL ABUSIVE."
"THIS...IS NO LAUGHING MATTER."
"FOLKS."
"SHE IS PLAYING WITH THE ELECTRICS!!!!!"
"Fascinating, Holmes!"
"WHY??? Is There Evil Anywhere, With HER Holding Down My Costs, AND Helping Me Get Barâ-t Out To Everyone?????!?"
"No Idea, Holmes..."
"I AM Vastly Curious About What The 69 People Thought Of 'Barâ-t' AND THE 'IF'????!"
"YOU CAN ALL TRY TO E-MAIL ME AG'IN!!!!"
"JUST KEEP TRYING..."
"AB-SO-LUTE-LY GROTESQUE GOD & GODDESS!!!!?????"
"HOLDING OFF MY E-MAIL."
"FOLKS."
"UNLESS...THE GOVERNMENT????!?"
"folks..."
Please mail me a comment about this home page. rstolley@chorus.net My phone is (608)251-9438.
"AND...TO THE GOD & GODDESS..."
"Why So Un-for-giviiiiiinnngggg????"
"And Why Soo Cooollllddddd????"
"Been A Long Time Crossing..."
"Bridge Of Siiiiiiiggggghhhhhhssssssssss..."
"I AM Going To Go Out Today And Get The Creed Song For Christ; My Sacrifice."
"We Must Placate THE GOD."
"WHAT IS THE LORD???!!!"
"AND...WHAT IS THE ANTI-SOCIAL GODDESS & GOD????!!!!?!"
"Social FOLKS."
"What???"
"Taking Pot-Shots At The People With 'Their' Pea-Shooters..."
"At The Millennium!!!!?!"
"Taking Pot-Shots At ME."
"AND...Jeanine."
"AM I To Believe SHE Is HERE???!"
"FOLKS."
"I AM Redoing ALL The Web Pages Of 'Barâ-t'."
"NOW..."
"I HAVE The Proof From amazon.com THAT 'They', THE Jews HAVE RIPPED ME OFF FOR, GOD ONLY KNOWS, HOW MUCH MONEY..."
"AND ARE STILL STEALING MY FINANCES."
"When I Check Out Journey @ amazon.com, The Way We Were by Barbara Streisand Is Listed As Recently Viewed, BOTH On My Woman.htm Web Page!!!!"
"When I Check Out Willie Nelson @ amazon.com, Christopher Cross, AND Elvis ARE Listed As Recently Viewed, ALL THREE ON MY Zeus&Christ.htm Web Page!!!!!?!"
"When I Check Out King Crimson @ amazon.com, Willie Nelson, Led Zeppelin, AND Captain Beyond ARE Listed As Recently Viewed, ALL THREE ON MY Lord.htm Web Page!!!!!!?????!"
"CLEARLY I AM GETTING SCREWED BY 'JEWS'."
"EVIL RACE OF BEINGS."
"HERE."
"IS THE PROOF."
"folks."
"Since I Got My Computer Fixed..."
"I Just Redid The Multi-Cultural Photos On FineXXXXVIII.htm!!!!"
"Check 'Em Out!"
"FOLKS!"
"$30,000.00 Or $300,000.00 STOLEN FROM ME???"
"These ARE Questions, Holmes."
"And..."
"What IS GOD????"
"A Dirty Lit-tle Girl."
"SHE Always Drinks My Computer."
"FACT."
"On Earth, As IT Is In Heaven..."
"SHE IS SWALLOWING FILES FROM MY SERVER AND MY COMPUTER..."
"LEFT AND RIGHT."
"Watson???!"
"IS IT HUNGRY?"
"YOU BET, Holmes!"
"I Will JUST Have To Replace The Files, Watson."
"Calmly, Holmes..."
"Mild Millennium, For The Most Part, Watson."
"WATCH."
"Says The Bible, Holmes."
"I AM Watching With A Certain Amount Of Disbelief, Watson."
"FOLKS!"
"AT THE MILLENNIUM!!!!?!"
"HERE...Is An Awful-Scratched Recording Of I'm Not In Love by 10Cc."
"I Cry When I Hear IT."
"Oooooooooooo, Ya' Wait A Long Time For meeeeeee..."
"Oooooooooooo, Ya' Wait A Long Tiiiiimmmeee????"
It brings to mind the time in 1978, I cried for four days and nights without sleep. I just bought an ounce of Columbian Gold and smoked and cried like a little baby and smoked and cried. I had written a song on my acoustic twelve string guitar called Cruel about a girl I'm asking why she has to be so cruel. The song was in such a range that I sounded like a little 5 year old boy on the last verse. I played it at Open Mike Night twice for a different crowd each night. Both nights when I finished there was utter silence, not a sound, and no applause. Everyone was hushed. Here are the lyrics to I'm not in love by 10 CC.: