"I AM To Telephone The Financier Tomorrow And Set Up The Loan..."
"Why Couldn't The Nigerian Do THIS???"
"But..."
"Let Us Not Forget That We ARE Being Attacked By THE GOD, Evidently: THE BLACK-VOIDAL-ROBOTIC FIEND."
"Observably, Watson."
"Folks."
"But..."
"I Think, Basically, Watson, That IT Is Just Some Kind Of ALL-POWERFUL Crippling Cripple."
"How Pathetic, Holmes."
"President Bush Is Just IT's Physical-Semi-Conscious Reflection..."
"How Pathetic, Holmes..."
"How Murderous, Watson."
"But...Basically Just A Bunch Of 'Dinks' With 'Their' Dink-Dog President..."
"Folks."
'Dinks'
"And...News-Casting 'Stink-Shits'..."
"Creed Considers Themselves Christian Rockers..."
"The Lead Singer For Creed Is The Real Lemminkäinen, Not Mark Twain Or Samuel Clemens..."
"Mark Twain Was Lemminkäinen's Son With Louhi's Daughter, The Lead Singer For The Alternative Rock Band No Doubt."
"Lemminkäinen Was Christ's Grandson Through Vainamöinen."
"Louhi Was The Swedish Magdalene And Former Mother Of Tammy Baldwin, Illmarinen, Or Dave, At Buck's Former Wife, And The Lead Singer For No Doubt, Lemminkäinen's, Or The Lead Singer For Creed's Former Wife."
"These Were Also Jeanine Or Arianrhod, And Percivale Or Gwydion, Or My Former Sons And Daughters!!!!!"
"We Were ALL Percys."
"There Is A Song From Christ, Here, IN-THE-SPIRIT, To Me On The Album Sung By Christ's Former Grandson And My Former Son..."
"My Sacrifice."
"You Will Have To Buy It To Listen."
"amazon.com Doesn't Have IT UP."
"The Anti-Christ!*#!"
"The Jew."
"amazon.com."
"Owned By A Jew."
"And President Bush Is The Former Son Of Herod."
"And Was THE SATAN Who Met Christ At The Top Of The Temple."
"Folks."
"I Will Get IT Up As Soon As They Have It At amazon.com!!!!"
"There Is Another Song Entitled Bullets About Bullets In GOD's Head."
"IN-MYYYY-HEEAAADDD!#&*%###!! IN-MYYYY-HEEEAADDD!!!&&%##+!!"
"GOD Is VERY ANGRY!*&+##!!!###!!!"
"Of Course, It Could Be That Creed Did Not Want Playable Selections From Their Album For Christ..."
"I Doubt This, Watson."
"But..."
"We WILL See How Long It Takes 'Them' To Get These Recordings UP, Watson!"
"I Saw Several Sons And Daughters Of Lemminkäinen And The Lead Singer For No Doubt At The Free Meal Tonight At Saint Paul's!!!!"
"I Used To Joust With My Son Lemminkäinen Just Before I Killed In Battle The World-Wide-Wrestling Federation Wrestler Jericho, Formerly King Canute's Son In Great Britain, When Putting My Son, William The Conqueror, On The Throne Of Great Britain Instead Of Harold Harefoot Or John Larouquette."
"Folks."
"I Have Tried To Call The Finance Agent..."
"The Nigerian Sent Me An E-Mail Last Night At 7:15pm. CST Telling Me To Call The Telephone Number Immediately."
"The Number Is In Lexington, Kentucky."
"I Did Not Get Home From The Church Free Meal Until 8pm."
"I Did Not Look At My E-Mail."
"I Tried Today To Call The Agent, His Cell Phone Was Off The Hook The First Time, I Tried At 1:30pm. CST And Got A Busy Signal, Tried Immediately To Redial, And He Was Off, Again."
"I Will Try Tonight At 7:15pm. And Keep Redialing If I Get A Busy Signal..."
"I Should Connect That Way Between 8-9pm. EST."
"The Nigerian Tells Me I Just Have To Call The Agent For The Finance Company And The $95,000.00 Check To Pay The Demurrage Charges Is Mine!!!!"
"Through ALL THIS Internet Thievery, I Cannot Hardly Believe That I Have A Benefactor!!!!?!"
"But..."
"I AM Beginning To Believe IT, NOW!"
"Folks Out There Still Conscious And Aware."
"Evidently You, In Great Britain, Are Just Eating This UP!!!!"
"I Just Tuned Into My Directory List At 7pm. Greenwich Mean Time And The Directory List Only Returned At 1.2K/sec."
"Fascinating, Holmes!!!"
"If Princess Diana, Who Just Slighted My Shoulder With Her Hand, Is Really HERE, IN-THE-SPIRIT, Then I AM In Good Company!!!!"
"Folks!"
"But..."
"I Asked The Nigerian, Earlier, If Bush Was Involved..."
"He Seemed Suddenly Overcome With Fear And Paranoia."
"folks..."
"I Just Got Done E-Mailing Him And Telling Him I Had Worked 45 Years On Barâ-t."
"And That I Would Use Some Of The Money To Prosecute amazon.com For My Legitimate Earnings."
"But..."
"I Would Be Paying Lawyers!*&##!"
"Pouring My Hard-Earned Money Down 'Their' Ugly Throats!!!**%$#!"
"Why???"
"I Absolutely Do Not Owe Bush 'Anything'."
"I Just Want My Legitimate 'Jewish-amazon.com' Earnings."
"I AM Beginning Not To Like THIS."
"Rotten Peaches."
"A WHOLE MESS."
"And I Just Had A Banker Telephone Caller Call Me And Offer Me A Credit Card At 20% Interest..."
"If 'They' Keep Doing THIS, 'They' Will Create More Currency, The Dollar Will Deflate, And We WILL Once Again BE In Economic Trouble."
"I Have Skipped Two Payments On My Student Loans."
"I AM Already Defaulting On My Only Credit Card."
"Bankers Are Nothing But Criminal 'Moochers'!!**&&$##!"
"And 'They' WILL MOOCH You Right Out Of Existence."
"Sickos."
"LIKE BUSH."
"Bleeding THE POOR."
"While Living Luxuriously Off 'Their' Stolen Money."
"I WILL CORRECT THIS.!!&&$$##!?!"
"Why Should I Take Bush's Money?"
"Everybody Else Who Is Wealthy Does..."
"We WILL See."
"As I Told My Wheeling-Dealing Lawyer, Mark Frank..."
"IT Is Like Making A Deal With THE DEVIL."
"Where IS Justice."
"First 'They' STEAL My Money."
"Then 'They' Try To Cover IT UP."
"VILE BEINGS."
"I Look Functionally At IT."
"I Cannot Promote Barâ-t Without Money."
"But...What Kind Of Money?!"
"And I Do Not Really Want To Take 'Them' To Court To Get IT Rightfully Back."
"Without GOD And GODDESS Taking Control Of The Entire Economy Of The WORLD Through The Computers..."
"'THIS' KIND Of HORSESHIT WILL Go ON."
"Nothing But Demons At The TOP."
"Folks."
"Just NOW, Another Credit Card Telephone Call."
"Nuisances."
"And CRIMINALS."
"Our AUTHORITY FIGURES."
"And 'They' Advertise 'Them'-SEFFS As Upstanding Citizens."
"BULL."
"But...Here We SIT."
"I AM A $20,000.00 Dollar A Year MAN."
"I WILL ONLY USE THAT MUCH FOR MYSELF."
"EVEN 'DIRTY' MONEY CAN BE UTILIZED EFFECTIVELY For The Good Of MAN AND WOMANKIND."
"And THAT Is ALL There IS."
"Dirty Money."
"And Dirty MEN."
"Maybe I..."
"SHOULD SET A FUNCTIONAL EXAMPLE."
"FOLKS."
"Beating Swords Into Plowshares???"
"TURNING 'DIRTY MONEY' INTO Good Money."
"folks..."
"Maybe I Could Become Influencial In Nigeria."
"Dirty Money There."
"Shell Oil."
"Folks."
"But Maybe I AM Being SET UP By The Nigerian And BUSH???."
"Benefactor???"
"$95,000.00 LOAN?"
"What Awaits Moi, Watson."
"I Truly Wonder How Many Jews Run The Oil Companies, Banks, Etc.???"
"And...'They' Are ALL MEN."
"King AELFRED THE GREAT Could Not Did Not Even ALLOW His Queen To SIT ON THE THRONE With Him..."
"Surrogate WOMAN."
"folks."
"And...South America Returns At 4.4K/sec."
"I Told The Nigerian."
"Sweet Dreams...Not Dirty Dreams."
"Folks!!!"
"I Called The Agent..."
"He Is From Jamaica, But Will Not Give Me His Company's Name or Title."
"I Obtained His E-Mail And Will E-Mail Him The Name I Want On The Check."
"I Sent The Nigerian An E-Mail Describing All Of The Above And Asked Him What Name He Wants On The Check And That I Will Need Traveling Expenses."
"We WILL See, Watson."
"The Financier Appears To Be A Big Pot Dealer In Lexington, Kentucky, Watson..."
"Now What????!?"
"I Will Make Sure The Nigerian Explains This Thoroughly."
"So This Is The Guy That Wants 70%."
"But, Still, Why Can't The Nigerian Pay The Demurrage Charges From The Cash In The Box????"
"Most Curious, Holmes."
"The Pot Dealer Will Send Me The Check For $95,000.00, And Trust That The Nigerian Will Give Him A Good Cut."
"But..."
"Will The Nigerian Even Give Me A Cut As His Beneficiary And Will I Be Able To Transfer The Box????"
"Questions, Holmes!!!?!"
"THIS Does Not Sound Like Bush..."
"Or..."
"Shell Oil."
"Or..."
"Does IT."
"?"
"While I Was Setting This UP, I Called The United States' Attorney General, Told Him, He Refered Me To The F.B.I. In Milwaukee..."
"I Called There And Got The Main Secretary."
"She Said To Forget It, I Told Her This Did Not Sound Like The F.B.I., I Asked Her If She Was An Agent, She Said No, But, She Had Been A Secretary There For Many Years, And The F.B.I. Was Not Interested."
"Well..."
"Everybody Has A Job And Nobody Works Here."
"She Said One Guy Lost $36,000.00 From A Nigerian Scam."
"I Told Her I Was Not Sure It Was A Scam Or Not."
"I Gave Her The Telephone Number Of The Financier."
"We WILL See, Watson."
"I Think She Only Acted Like She Was Taking Down The Number To Sooth Me..."
"I Did Not Even Get An Opportunity To Give Her My Name And Address."
"So Much For The F.B.I., Holmes..."
"The Nigerian Looks Legitimate, But Undercover, Holmes."
"Interesting Deduction, Watson!!!"
"Why Me????"
"I AM Still Legal, Watson."
"And The Government, Holmes????!"
"United As Germany During World War II., And Pushing Afghan Heroin Around The Globe, Watson."
"After That Gallant Stand By The American Troops, Holmes..."
"Pushing Buttons, Dropping Bombs, And Murdering Islamic Holymen."
"And Murdering Brave Heroic Islamic Holywomen, Holmes..."
"Yes, Watson, I Truly Wonder How Many Islamic Women And Children The President Killed THIS TIME????"
"Thousands???"
"Millions????"
"ARE WE ALL 'Nuts', Watson???"
"Not You, Holmes!!!!"
"Try Fool's Overture By Supertramp Off The Even In The Quietest Moments Album, Watson."
"How Great The Fall Can BE."
"Suddenly...The Nigerian Is Not Responding To My E-Mails..."
"But...It Looks Like The Financier Is Going To Write Me A Check!!!"
"No Strings Attached."
"We WILL See..."
"If The Nigerian Doesn't E-Mail Me By Tomorrow, I Will E-Mail The Financier And Tell Him What Name To Put On The Check..."
"I Will Need Traveling Expenses To Go To Amsterdam To Pick Up The Nigerian's Cash..."
"Interesting."
"Well..."
"The Way IT Looks To Me, Watson..."
"The Nigerian Has Been Given Either The E-Mail Or Telephone Number Of This Jamaican Pot Dealer In Lexington, Kentucky, By Someone Who Knows About The Jamaican..."
"C.I.A.???"
"Was I Correct In Assuming That The Nigerian Was Being Utilized By Bush To Set Me UP????"
"The Nigerian Has Sent Me A Final E-Mail So Far With The yahoo.com Web Page Coding For The .jpg Of The Box Of Cash."
"So The Photo Of The Cash Is Not The Nigerian's Cash."
"So The Nigerian Is A Phony????"
"And He Was Paranoid About BUSH."
"Was He The Finance Minister For General Abacha, Worked With Shell Oil And BUSH To Set UP And Murder The Nigerian Environmentalist, And Is, Now, Trying To Set Up The Jamaican Pot Dealer And ME????"
"He Told Me That He Makes A $40,000.00 Per Year Pension From The Nigerian Government."
"But He Is UP At 2pm. In The Morning And Seems To Be Juggling E-Mails And Yahoo Messenger Messages In The United States."
"Curious, Watson."
"And I AM Still Legal, HERE."
"What..."
"A Bunch Of BOZOs!**##$!"
"How????"
"Could 'These' Guys Be Conscious????."
"How????"
"Could The C.I.A. Contacts And BUSH Be Conscious????."
"MADNESS AT THE TOP."
"Watson."
"MADNESS IN THE UNITED STATES' GOVERNMENT."
"ABSOLUTELY MAD."
"Folks..."
"We Still Have Barâ-t."
"Folks."
"Spread THE WORD."
"And The 'Bushie', Kissinger, C.I.A., Jewish amazon.com Has Stolen From Me How Much Money????!"
"What A Bunch Of Governmental Trash."
"And 'They' Are Not Only Ripping Off Jamaican Pot Dealers..."
"'They' Are Ripping Off The Wealthy."
"And Not Even Trying To Stop IT Or Trace IT With The United States' F.B.I."
"My GOD, Holmes."
"And Barâ-t Stands Between Us And 'Them'???"
"Governmental MADNESS."
"With Your Free Tax Dollars."
"Folks."
"What Has The United States' Government Got These People Doing????!&##!"
"And Murdering Islamic Anti-Heroin Puritan Saints."
"With U.S. Troops."
"Satans' Legion???"
"U.S. Troops."
"Folks."
"THE SATAN."
"IS President."
"On To Perdition???"
"Except For Barâ-t."
"The Two Bush Satans Control Everything With Your Free Tax Dollars."
"THE MANY-HEADED BEAST OF REVELATIONS."
"BUSH."
"Was, Is Not, Yet IS."
"What A Vile Grinch."
"And A Murderous Gargoyle."
"With ALL Kinds Of Nazi Fellow-Satans."
"Folks."
"Playing Satan's Murderous Hand Against GOD's Peaceloving Hand..."
"And I Would Be THE GOD."
"Not THE INCORPOREAL."
"Folks."
"The Thieving Jews At amazon.com Still Do Not Have Christ's Song My Sacrifice Up Yet!!!***##!"
"Listen To IT On Any Alternative Rock Radio Station!!!"
"Here Is A Pleasant Song By Weezer."
"Jeanine And I ARE An Island In The Sun!!!!!?!"
"Hopefully, SHE Will Be Appeared Physically, And We WILL Get There Someday!!!."
"THIS Dinko And Tinkerbell The Monstrous Black Consciousness Robotoid GOD And GODDESS Have GOT TO DO IT."
"At Least We Know Which One Of Us Has The Children."
"Wall Street Went Up A Total Of Approximately 10% This Year."
"And Has Been Rising At An Average Rate Of 14% Per Year Since 1996!!!!"
"IT Really Is Jeff Wretch Not Jeff Rense With His 2 Year Contestable Period On Life Insurance For Your Family."
"What An Absolutely Frightening And Humourous Show."
"Art Bell Is Even Worse."
"I Advertised Barâ-t With 'Them'."
"IT WAS CHEAP."
"Folks."
"Art Bell's Archives Are Now Free, Again."
"I Will Listen And Comment."
"NO!*&$##!?!"
"Art Bell Charges To Listen To His Archives, Now."
"The Little Secret Nazi Shmuck!&&$$#!"
"I Think He Is A 'Bushie' Heroin Pusher, Too."
"GOOODDD DAAMMMNNN!!!!**&##!! The Pusher Man!!**$$##~!"
"Steppenwolf."
"I AM Sitting Right In The Middle Of THIS Satanic MESS!!!**&#!"
"Folks..."
"Satan's Planet."
"Satan's Military."
"Satan's Government."
"Satan's Presidency."
"Satan's Authority."
"We Are ALL Under IT."
"Folks..."
"The Nigerian Wants The $95,000.00 Cheque Made Out To Me."
"We Will See, Watson."
"I AM Truly Surprised That The F.B.I. Secretary Was Not More Professionally Trained."
"With Your Tax Dollars."
"Folks."
"I Will E-Mail The Financier Today."
"Now..."
"The Nigerian Says He Is Not A Minister For Abacha, Bush, Or The Jamaican Pot Dealer."
"He Says He Does Not Deal With People On Drugs."
"But...He Probably Drinks Alcohol From Time To Time."
"I Do Not Want To See The Financier Get Busted."
"But...I Do Not Want This Nigerian Pilfering Innocent People's Pockets."
"American Law Is Curious, Watson."
"Pot Is Like Alcohol."
"I Once Smoked Pot For 2-3 Years Straight, Worked Overtime At The Paper Company, And Made Love To My Wife 14 Times A Week Or Twice A Day!!!!"
"Herb Mellowed Me Out, And Gave Me Excellent Sexual Performance With My Legal Wife!!!!"
"It Did Not Corrupt Me."
"But...This Nigerian Is Corrupt."
"But, That Is Not How United States' LAW Looks At IT."
"'They' Say That We Are ALL Corrupt."
"And Prosecute Freely..."
"Just Like Nazis."
"I WILL Protect The Good People, And See What I Can Do Against The Bad People."
"But..."
"United States' LAW Is Evil."
"I Cannot, With A Good Conscience, Trust In United States' LAW."
"Watson."
"IT Is Interesting THAT The Individual I Have Determined Is The Final Incarnation Of Satan Prosecutes Moses' Herb To Heal The Nations."
"Anti-Jehovah."
"Listen To The Pusher."
"IT..."
"Is The Absolute Truth About Drugs."
"I AM On Doctor Prescribed Medications That Are Doing Me More Harm And Actually Killing Me With Chemicals, More Than Mother Nature."
"Folks."
"Experientially."
"A Wicked Nigerian Agrees With United States' LAW And The President."
"Who I Have Determined Was The Satan For Christ."
"At The TOP Of The Temple In Jerusalem 2,000 Years Ago."
"Folks."
"And I..."
"AM A Reasonable And Rational And Sane MAN!"
"THE LAW Is Corrupt.
"And THE PEOPLE Who Represent THE LAW ARE Corrupt."
"Folks."
"IT ALL Looks Like Some Kind Of Childish 'Girlie' 'Kiddie' Game Of Cops And Robbers."
"Alcohol Used To Be Prosecuted."
"Christ's Holy Sacrament!!!?!"
"What LAW AND ORDER Requires..."
"IS Conscious-Responsible Adult PEOPLE."
"How Do We Get THAT Out Of The People And THE LAW???!?"
"Otherwise IT Becomes Just Another Childish Prosecuting Painful Game Of 'Ring-Around-The-Rosie'."
"And We And Our Children ARE FORCED To Play IT."
"Folks????"
"I AM Not Illegal Until I Cash The Check, Watson."
"I AM Just Trying To Find Out If This Jamaican Has Fallen For IT."
"I No Longer Think The Nigerian Worked For The Former President Of Nigeria, Abacha."
"But..."
"I Wonder How He Obtained This Jamaican Financier..."
"He Must Have Contacts, Holmes."
"Probably Government Contacts, Watson."
"BUSH????"
"Maybe The Nigerian Did Work For Abacha, Who Was In Cahoots With Shell Oil, And, Probably, President Bush..."
"We WILL See, Watson!!!?!"
"As Far As The Creed Song My Sacrifice..."
"IT Is Funny How People Will Believe In The Church And Believe In What The Church Says About Christ When Not Faced With Christ."
"Face To Face..."
"At The Millennium!"
"I AM Wondering If The Book Of Mormon Was Not Written Down In Hebrew By Quetzalcoatl After Visions Of Christ In Quetzalcoatl's South And Central America!!!!"
"Taken Across The Atlantic Ocean By Quetzalcoatl, In His Rebuilt 9th Century Battleship, Captured By The Spanish, And Is Now In The Vatican Library???!"
"I Do Not Know This To Be Fact, But Where Did Joseph Smith Get Them???"
"And Where Are The Golden Tablets???"
"These Are Questions."
"At The Millennium."
"Listen To My Sacrifice And Judge For Yourselves!!!"
"Folks."
"Are Jews ALL Evil, Holmes????!"
"Most ARE, Watson, But Some Not."
"There Are Evil Gentiles, Also."
"Clean Fiends."
"And Dirty Fiends."
"Folks."
"TIME Magazine Has A Front Page Article About How Bin Laden Was Mistreating Afghan Women????"
"So The Forces Of Satan Bomb The Living Tar Out Of Them And Murder The Rest."
"After Setting UP Bin Laden With The British Canadian Secret Service."
"Ruled By Tony Blair."
"Who Has Been Ruled By George Herbert Walker Bush, Sr."
"And 'Their' Orchestrated Trade Tower And Pentagon Attack.
"While Vice President Dick Cheney Sits In The Pentagon And Waits Knowingly For The Hijacked Plane With The Japanese Head Of Airline Security."
"Questions..."
"And Answers."
"I AM Certain That Most Of The Women Interviewed Supported The Heroin Farming Trade In Afghanistan."
"That Is Not Surprising, Watson."
"Much Farm Income From Growing Opium Poppies."
"Folks."
"I AM Actually Not Certain That Bin Laden Was Absolutely Holy In His Religious Practices..."
"But..."
"Quite An Unethical Anti-Christ Answer From The United States."
"Love Thine Enemies As Thyself..."
"President Bush And His Nazi Jewish Government Did Not."
"Who Is The Real Enemy Here????"
"Once Again..."
"Name That Enemy."
"I Repeat."
"Get 'These' Sub-Humans Out Of Our Government!!!**&$$##!?!"
"Folks."
"And The Question Is..."
"Will The Northern Alliance Be Allowed To Pedal Heroin Around The World Like 'They' Used To????!"
"By BUSH?!"
"These Are Questions, Holmes."
"You Know, Watson..."
"There Are So Many Varieties Of Devils On This Planet..."
"I Just Want My Woman Visible And Conscious And Back, Watson."
"Holmes."
"You Know Watson..."
"Bin Laden Was Cleaning Up Afghanistan."
"I Think His Only Problem Was That He Was Not Jewish, Christian, Or Buddhist."
"Blatant Racism Against Arabian Men And Their Religion."
"Folks."
"Quite A Propaganda Machine, Watson."
"TIME."
"Vee Ist Only Heah For Propaganda Purposes!!!*&$#$$$!"
"'They' Were Trying To Get David Koresh For Spanking His Children With Spanking Paddles???!?"
"Then 'They' Burned His Followers To Death."
"F.B.I."
"Devils From HELL!*&&$$##!$$$!"
"Folks."
"And...After My Beating By The Police, I AM Lucky I AM Still ALIVE."
"I Truly Wonder Why 'They' Stopped Stalking ME???!"
"Folks."
"And I Swear On The Bible That I AM Not The Only ONE Endangered HERE."
"We ALL ARE Endangered."
"Worse Than Adolph Hitler."
'Them'
"And Us."
"Folks."