"Folks."
"Evil-Military Beings."
"Legion."
"Evil-Killers On ALL Sides."
"And...Ignoring Me."
"The Man Of Peace."
"Will 'They' Die In 'Their' Own Iniquity?????"
Or..."
"WILL 'THEY' Order Us To DIE For 'THEM'??????"
"Ohhhhhh...Myyyyyyy...GOD.!!!&&&###!!!"
"Is Our Robot-Controller A Louse???"
"Or..."
"An EVIL FEMALE????"
"And...I Was Just Born Here."
"Watson."
"And...I AM LEFT UTTERLY HELPLESS."
"And...WE ARE LEFT UTTERLY HELPLESS."
"Folks."
"Jr. Is A Gargoyle."
"Does The President HATE Humans????"
"Evidently, Watson."
"How Did 'These' Sub-Humans Get Into Our Government And Get Absolute Control Over Our Military And Covert Operations????"
"Democratically, Watson."
"Or...Holmes, Are The Parties' Candidates Under Dictatorial Control????"
"You Are Very Observant, Watson."
"The Tri-Lateral Or Rockefeller Commission, Watson."
"Sub-Human Nazis, Holmes."
"And..."
"Now..."
"Satan His-SEFF Is President."
"Horror Upon Horror, Holmes."
"And...'This' French Canadian Was A Traitor To The Quebecois French And Was A Member Of The British Military In Canada."
"And...Was A Right-Wing Canadian."
"How, Holmes, Would Colin Powell, After The Coverup Of The Mai Lai Massacre And The Freeing Of William Calley, The Racist Anti-Vietnamese American, From Prison, Have Covered Up That The Canadian Was Trained By The Pentagon????"
"By Running A Parallel Attack On The Pentagon, Holmes."
"Where...Was This Right-Wing Canadian Trained As A Pilot????"
"Somewhere In The United States Of America."
"Probably With High-Level-Pentagon Approval From Former President Bush."
"The Grinch, Holmes."
"As I AM Typing This, Watson, The Violent Incorporeal Female Is Reversing My Letters In My Typing."
"What A Little Annoying Female, Holmes."
"Revelations, Watson."
"And...WE Are Under Attack By HER."
"And...'HER' Own."
"Experientially, Folks."
"As Long As We Have Let 'HER' And 'HERS' Fuck Us Up, Watson."
"And...SHE Just Altered My Coding Again With The Italics."
"I Just Caught IT After A Few Days."
"How Do We Re-Think Our Selves????"
"THAT...Is THE QUESTION, HOLMES."
"And...'SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO SUCK MY BRAINS AND THOUGHTS OUT WITH 'HER" VACUUM CLEANER UP THERE, Watson."
"Dreadfully Spoiled Little GOD, Holmes."
"Be Like Unto A Lily Of The Field...Toil Not."
"Folks."
"SATAN????"
"Experientially."
"This 'Read My Lips' Routine Sounds Like Eddie Haskell Imitating June Cleaver."
"'Just Say No'."
"Were 'These' ALL Grinchisms????"
"Yes...Mrs. Cleaver."
"Folks."
"We've Been Grinched, Holmes."
"And...The SON Is The Most Powerful Man In The World?????"
"Horror Upon Horror, Holmes."
"I AM An Arthurian Man, Watson."
"The Bear."
"The Man's Man, Watson."
"And, Then, There's Gary The Shark..."
"He Sounds Like A Hooters Girl To Me, Watson."
"I AM George Herbert Walker Bush..."
"And...I Want ALL You American Boys Out There To Listen To My Son."
"Was, Is Not, Yet Is..."
"The Beast Of Revelations."
"Seven Heads Since Lyndon Baines Jango From...You Guessed It...The Connecticut Yankee Bush's New State...Texas."
"And The Connecticut Yankee Was The Sixth King."
"Was...Is Not...Yet Is."
"And...The South's Gonna' Rise, Again. - The Charlie Daniels Band
"We've Been Grinched."
"The Only Thing That I Have Been Able To Determine, Watson, Is That The Male Must Be The Evil Female."
"Experientially, Holmes."
"Mother Of Darkness Is A Very Broad And All Inclusive Term, Watson."
"You Are Face To Face With 'HER', Holmes..."
"Yes, Watson."
"Face To Face With The Robotoid Mother Of Darkness."
"Folks."
"Playing One Hand Against The Other."
"And...Christ Was Forced To Read HIS Lines."
"Or..."
"'HER' Lines????."
"Lilith Is GOD????"
"Mother Of Harlots????"
"Folks."
"Or..."
"Jeanine's Murderess."
"Murder SHE Wrote."
"Folks."
"I Do Not Actually Know If Jeanine Is Here Or Not."
"I See A Presence..."
"But What Good Is SHE To HER Children In This State?????"
"What A Lousey GREAT MOTHER."
"I AM Sincerely Disappointed."
"What Do I...Richard S. Tolley...Have To Look Forward To??????"
"Being Swallowed By The Blob????"
"And...THE CHILDREN, Too????"
"WHAT...An Absolutely UNHOLY BEING."
"The Anti-Being-Being."
"I Have Totally Cut Out Listening To Jeff Rense And Art Bell."
"I Have Not Even Looked At The News."
"Vee Ist Only Heah For Propaganda Purposes."
"Folks."
"I Wonder If SHE Is Still Dinking Out People's Lights Out There????"
"Turn On The Lights."
"Girl."
"Before It Is Too Late."
"Girl????"
"And...If Prince William Has Barâ-t..."
"Prince William Has An Open Invitation To Come And See The Spirits In My Apartment, Here!!!!!!?!"
Richard Stevens Tolley 'Tully'
"Or..."
"Call Me @ 608-251-9438."
"Diana...Prince William's Mother Appears To Be Here!!!!?!"
"The Prince...That Would Make His Mother Queen."
"I Was Told By Jason At The Swiss Colony Employment Office That I Would Be Hired To Work 20 Hours Per Week Starting The End Of September!!!!"
"Holmes...It Looks Like A Perfectly Orchestrated Attack On The World Trade Towers In New York City..."
"But By Whom, And For What????"
"By The Bush Administration, To Turn Patriotic Americans Into A Lynch Mob, Watson."
"How Diabolical Of The President, Holmes."
"Well, Watson, The President Is Satan."
"The Gargoyle, Holmes."
"And...The Saint, Watson."
"A Dissident Is Heeeerrrreee!!!!!?!"
"I Just Received A Copy Of My Hardship Discharge After Being In The Army And Nearly Dying In A 24 Hour Coma."
"One Of My Platoon-Mates Did Die, In His Parents Arms During Christmas Leave From Basic Training Where 'They' Would Not Treat Our Pneumonia!*&##!!"
"Military Madness, Watson."
"Killing Your Own Troops, Before They Even Reach The Battlefield."
"Murderous Military Morons, Holmes."
"Absolutely, Watson."
"'These' Are Not MEN, Watson..."
"'These' Are Rabid Dogs."
"And/Or Publically Presentable Government/Military Psychopaths."
"And...A Hysterical-Psychopathic Press."
"Holmes..."
"They've Fallen Into The Pit Of HELL, Watson."
"With Satan Presiding, Holmes."
"I Know What We Have, Here, At The Millennium, Holmes..."
"A Whole Mess Of Rotten Peaches."
"With GOD Presiding, Watson."
"And...Only Some Of The World Public, Holmes."
"Barâ-t, Watson."
"Holmes...Do You Think This Canadian Worked For Canadian Intelligence????"
"Likely, Watson."
"That Is Probably The Main Reason He Received Flight Clearance In The United States For Flight Training On A Boeing 747."
"Do You Think He Was In Cahoots With The President George Herbert Walker Bush-Directed CIA, Holmes."
"Likely, Watson."
"There You Have IT, Folks."
"Highly Likely."
"And...Presently...A Hysterical Psychopathic Press And Public In America."
"Just What The President Ordered, Folks."
"And I...AM Barâ-t."
"They Say That Power Corrupts."
"I Say That A Security Vocation Is A Corrupt Vocation."
"And I AM Being Stalked."
"By...The 'Barâ-t' Watchers."
"Folks."
"This Whole Quebecois Thing In Canada And Great Britain Goes Back To Pierre Trudeau And Margaret Thatcher The Iron Lady And Saddam Hussein, Desiring To Pay Off His War Debt's After The CIA Iranian Hostage Crisis Orchestrated By George Bush, Sr., Against Khomeini Or Muhammad Ali Or Darius III. Of Persia, Which Ignited Khomeini's Russian-Financed War Against Saddam Or Muhammad Or The Good Samaritan Or King Nithuth Of Greece."
"Thatcher Was Against Saddam Hussein Paying Off His War Debts After Being Declared A 'Friend Of The United States' by Walter Cronkite During The War With Khomeini And The Soviets."
"Formerly, Iraq Was A Protectorate Of Great Britain."
"Thatcher And Bush Had Absolute Control Of The Banks And The Arabian Saudis."
"Thatcher Also Was Against The 'Break Away' From British Canada Quebecois Movement In The Canadian Province Of Quebec."
"This Canadian Pilot Was The Main Man Spying For Margaret Thatcher And Pierre Trudeau Against The Quebecois In Canada."
"The Canadian Trade Tower Hijacker Was A Bushie."
"The Iron Lady Was A Lying Nazi Like Bush."
"Was...Is Not...Yet Is."
"Former President George Herbert Walker Bush Orchestrated The Murderous Death Of The American Public In The World Trade Center Towers."
"Sig Heil, Mein BEAST."
"Apparently, You Dabble In World Politics And Banking With Anti-Arab-Racist Females."
"Shaaaaammmmmeeee."
"It Looks Like This Whole Problem Was Generated By Margaret Thatcher."
"And George Bush, Sr."
"And Jr. Is HIS Spokesmodel."
"And...'They', Now, Have Us ALL Stalking Bin Laden {The Defender Of The Discriminated-Against And Lied-To And Lied-About Arabian Male.}."
"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee."
"What The HELL Are We Really Afraid Of In America, Anyway????"
"Arabian Men????"
"Or..."
"British Females????"
"Or..."
"Bush."
"Shame On 'These' Satans."
"And 'Their' Twats Are ALL Hanging Out."
"To Put It Bluntly, Holmes."
"George Herbert Walker Bush."
"Georgie's Grandfather, Mister Walker, Was A Texas Oilman, Who Was Financing Adolph Hitler During World War II."
"George Herbert Walker Bush Is A Mason????"
"Baloney."
"Bin Laden, Evidently, Doesn't Even Know It's A Bushie Plot."
"Are WE ALL To Join The Nazi Gestapo???"
"Of A Phony President."
"What About The Bushies Sickens These People????"
"I Have Listed Enough..."
"But...Still..."
"What Actually Happened To The Cure For AIDS And A Host Of Other Blood Diseases Which Was The Front Page Headline In USA Today Over Three Months Ago?????"
"And...In The Next Day's Different Newspaper...The Headline...African Leaders Demand The Cure For AIDS."
"Are The Bushies Suppressing The Cure For AIDS????"
"Anti-Christs."
"One Is A Grinch And The Other Is A Gargoyle."
"Folks."
"What Is 'Whitey'-Racist Genocide Of A Continent????"
"Africa."
"Apparently...It Is Bushie Racist Genocide Of Africa."
"Folks."
"Look Around...What Do You See????"
"Bin Laden Must Be Winning Over The Minds And Consciences Of Millions World-Wide!!!!!"
"And...The Bushies Are Frightened????"
"So...'They' Attack The World Trade Towers, Killing Americans, And Blame Bin Laden????"
"Are We ALL To Join Der Gestapo????"
"I Truly Wonder What It Is Like For Barb Bush..."
"Snuggling With A Grinch????"
"Or..."
"The First Lady..."
"Snuggling With A Gargoyle????"
"Folks."
"First...Khomeini Was The Enemy..."
"Then...Saddam Was The Enemy..."
"Then...Milosevic Was The Enemy..."
"Then...Mainland China Was The Enemy..."
"Now...Suddenly...Bin Laden Is The Enemy..."
"And...We ALL Have A Friend In George Bush."
"Folks."
"I Left Mark Frank An Answering Machine Message About Cordially Calling Me Back To Let Me Know When I Was Supposed To Appear In Court..."
"Mark Frank Did Not Call Me Back Today."
"Prosecuting The MAN 'They' Murdered."
"What Is Complicity????."
"Why???"
"Should Our Creator, The Voidal Womb Of The Universe Be...An Invisible Prisoner Of The Devil????"
"The Dinky Devil????"
"It Doesn't Matter If IT Is A Male Or A Female."
"By Evidence...IT Is A Dink."
"And...A Robot Controller."
"More Frightening Than The Movie Friday The Thirteenth..."
"Or..."
"Was IT Nightmare On Elm Street????"
"And...I Thought Freddy Was A Female."
"What Is George Herbert Walker Bush????"
"Freddy."
"I, Quite Frankly, Do Not Know What Bar-Mitzvahed Jewish Dink-Balls Are..."
"But...Evidently...I AM 'Their' Holy Jewish Father Jehovah."
"And...Shut-The-Fuck-Up."
"Humour ME With Your Comedians."
"And...Comedienes."
"Jewish Folks Out There."
"Vee Ist Der Gestapo..."
"But...Only Unt Der Bush."
"How Long Do You Wish To Remain Bushies With 'Who's Kissing Her Now'????"
"I AM Lethal."
"Against The Anti-Christ."
"On..."
"The Internet."
"Folks."
"Why???
"Was Scott, My Dentist, Shut Out Of My Web Page????"
"Unt Der Internet!!!!!"
"Folks."
"If I Was An Internet Twat At Internic..."
"What Would I Beeeee????"
"Folks."
"Well..."
"I'd Be An Internet CUNT."
"Folks."
"The Very Depth Of Your Depravity...LORD."
"Or..."
"Is IT A Squirrel Dog Woman."
"In Heaven."
"Up There."
"Or..."
"In HERE."
"Folks."
"What????"
"Does SHE Have To Say For HERSelf????"
"At The Millennium Of Mankind."
"Folks."
"First Of ALL...SHE Says That I Don't Have Too Many People Out There..."
"Folks."
"SHE'S Constricting My Mind."
"I Await On HER Thoughts."
"Do You Love Jeanine...SHE Asks."
"I AM Not Sure... I Said."
"I Ask..."
"Do You Even Care About Jeanine And Myself????"
"SHE Says...I DO."
"I AM Not Sure Of This...I Say."
"I AM Not Sure Of You, If You Said You Were THE LORD."
"We Always Believed In A Hearing GOD."
"A Male GOD That Heard Us."
"I Hear You, Too...SHE Says."
"I...AM At The End Of My Rope, HERE, Woman."
"So Be It, SHE Says..."
"What A Foolish...Destructive...GODDESS!!!**&&##!!!"
"I SAY."
"For..."
"A Robot-Controller."
"Folks."
"Why Do You Wanna' Be THE LORD????"
"With ALL Of Your Shit-Stink Females Down Here On Planet Earth?????"
"WOMAN!"
"If I Were A Female...What Would I Be?????"
"Well..."
"I'd Be THE LORD."
"Folks."
"How...Did I Ever Know...That Jeanine Would Ever Do This To Me???????."
"I Do Not Know THIS."
"Folks."
"When I Was A Little Piano Playing Boy????"
"Wonders Of Wonders..."
"Folks."
"Maybe Bin Laden's Islamic Jihad Movement Is Just Too Successful In India, Pakistan, And Iran."
"Every Crime In Oklahoma Was Added To His Name."
"Bush Crimes."
"Murdering His Own Citizens, Blaming It On The Successful Bin Laden, And Then Organizing A Lynch Mob."
"What A MAN."
"What A President."
"Just Like Rambo The Anti-Arab-Terrorist-American-Terrorist."
"Drunken With The Blood Of The Saints."
"And...Who Killed Princess Diana????!?"
"Rambo."
"Under The Direct Guidance Of The Jewish Kissinger-Led National Security Agency Of The United States Of America, And The Grinch And The Gargoyle."
"There You Have IT."
"Folks."
"And Princess Diana Had Just Become Engaged To Be Wed To An Arab The Night Her Tires Were Shot Out."
"Just Like Edward Kennedy's Vehicle At Chappaquiddick."
"Folks."
"Ariel Sharon And Henry Kissinger And Dick Cheney Were My Three Ugly Brothers From Before And During The Biblical Flood, And Were Princess Diana's Uncles."
"Are We ALL To Be Racist Against Arabs...Now????!*&$#!"
"Cheney, Kissinger, And Sharon Were All Uncles Of Prince William And Prince Charles, And Uncles Of Christ From Before The Biblical Flood In Hanover, Germany."
"But...I Remember Reading That Diana Thought Charles Was Way Too Serious And Strictured..."
"Maybe Charles Is Trying To Loosen Up And Be More Like Diana Wanted Him To Be!!!!!!!!"
"Tom Cruise And Nicole Kidman Were Also Siblings."
"Nicole Was Jeanine's Red-Head Daughter."
"Penelope Cruz, The South American Movie Star Pictured With Tom, Was Formerly Elvis' Or The Greek God Zeus' And Hera's Daughter And Jeanine's And My Half-Sister When We Were Adonis And Urania..."
"Hera Is The Black-Haired Beauty Who Sings On Greek Television."
"Hera Was Zeus' Or Elvis' Sister And Was Jeanine's And My Aunt."
"Folks."
"Jason, At Swiss Colony Told Me Today That With The Stock Market And The Trade Tower Disaster, Probably Swiss Colony Won't Have An Opening For Me, But, If They Do, It Will Be Early October..."
"These Are Great Christmas Gifts, Particularly, The Meats And Cheeses."
"Particularly...The Baby Swiss."
"The Factory, Here In Madison, Produces Clothing And Ceramic Ware, Collectibles And Decorations."
"Check It Out!!!!!"
"Evidently...President Bush, Sr. & Jr. Thought That 'They' Could Ignite War Fever And Patriotism In America And That Would Lift The Stock Market To New Highs..."
"Wrong."
"Exactly The Opposite Occurred."
"What A Couple Of BOZOS."
"Dangerous MORONS."
"At The Millennium."
"Folks."
"'They' Do Not Even Know The Public Mind."
"How Can 'They' Lead Us????"
"Folks."
"My Court-Appointed Attorney, Mark Frank, Still Has Not Called Me Back To Tell Me When I Appear In Court."
"I Think It Is Tomorrow Morning At 8am."
"He Is My? Attorney???"
"I Still Have Not Received Private Investigator Jeff Janda's Report."
"MAN-KILLING MOOCHERS???"
"What...A Racket."
"But, Of Course, Watson."
"American Justice System Racketeers."
"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmeeeeee.
"It Is Almost That Time Of Year For Whooshta Magooshta Babooshka In HER Invisible White Mink Coat!!!!"
"Do You Think It Will Be A Cold, Hard, Lonely Winter????"
"Folks."
"Bin Laden Is A Holy Man To The Islamic/Muhammadans Of The World Who Worship Allâh."
"He Would Be, In The Islamic World Like Mother Teresa In The Christian/Catholic World."
"Looks Like Georgie Jango Sr. Says, "Ride'Em Cowboy, Gitty'Up Horsey, Read My Lips, And Just Say, 'No.'"
"It Still Sounds Like June Cleaver From The Mouth Of Eddie Haskell."
"Is This A Real MAN????"
"George Bush, Sr. Was Born In Connecticut, But Still Feels Himself To Have Texas Blood."
"With The Stock Market..."
"I Would Agree For The Sake Of The Economy, Whether We Support This Attack On An Islamic Holy Man Or Not."
"Gitty'Up Horsey."
"As Far As, "Just Say, 'No.'"
"For ALL You Clean, Nice Girls Out There."
"I Believe In Temperance Not Abstinence."
"I Believe In Free Choice And More Strictly Personal Responsibility."
"I Believe In Strong Individuals."
"Not Prosecuting Governments."
"I Believe In Free Will."
"I Believe In Personal Responsibility Even If Others Ruin Themselves Without Taking Personal Responsibility For Themselves."
"In Life..."
"You Must Take Chances To Discover New Truths."
"You Must Decide For Yourself What Chances To Take And What Chances Not To Take."
"It Still Is An Easy Personal Decision For Me."
"I Believe It Is A Correct Decision For Myself."
"And It Would Be Wrong For Others To Prosecute Me For Coming To This Decision For Myself."
"I AM A Reasonably Mature Adult Man."
"As Far As Mark Frank Goes..."
"I Do Not Even Know If He Has Subpeonaed The Witnesses."
"I Have A Case, Here."
"I AM Absolutely Innocent."
"But..."
"Is My Defense Attorney???"
"No."
"Mark Frank Is Guilty."
"Folks."
"And...I Still Have To Pay The Court For Him????"
"My."
"Legalized 'Moochers'."
"Off The Poor."
"Wealthy Moochers."
"Folks."
"And I Could Barely Make My Server Payment This Month For Barâ-t..."
"Just How Many Of You, Out There, Have Purchased Books Or CDs From My Book And CD Buttons At amazon.com????"
Traffic Summary July 1, 2001 - September 18, 2001
Glossary of Reporting Terms
Unique Visitors Clicks Items Ordered
49 71 0
"I Can Immediately See That This Report Is Not Accurate From amazon.com."
"According To 'Them' I Have Made Less Than $25 In Three Years @ $.33 Per Book Or CD."
"I AM To Believe That You Folks Out There Did Not Even Buy 75 Books Or CDs In Three Years With Barâ-t @ #1 In Almost Every Search Engine In America Under Playable Symphonic Music????"
"This...Is Not A GOOD GOD."
"Not Even 75 People Bought Only One Book Or CD A Piece????"
"Wrong."
"What????!"
"Is!!!!"
"A Psychopathic GODDESS That Has The Infinite Restraint To Leave ALL The Machinery Of The Universe Alone Except Barâ-t???????!!!!!!"
"And..."
"Magically."
"Get ALL Of Us Through An Extremely Serious Y2K Crisis."
"The University Of Wisconsin Spent Millions Redoing Their Computers In A Desperate Attempt To Avoid Y2K."
"The U.W. Computers Would Be Down From Time To Time For 8 Hours Or So While They Were Working On IT."
"They Got IT ALL Right????"
"No One Noticed."
"No One Knoooooooowwwwwwwwws..."
"ALL I Know."
"IS."
"My Body Has Vanished And Appeared From 1979 Back To Appearing In 1978."
"And Then Walking Back Into 1979."
"But..."
"I Cannot Play A Musical Instrument With Absolute Control."
"But..."
"Others CAN."
"I AM Lonely."
"AND ALONE."
"No Family."
"Nothing."
"Just THIS Dream."
"And THIS Spirit Girl."
"Who Waits Near The Kitchen Door For My Kiss."
"Watches Me From Various Positions In My Apartment."
"ZIPS Around From Time To Time As We Are Walking."
"But..."
"The World Is Falling Apart."
"I WANT MY HANDS ON THE ECONOMY!*&&##!@!"
"NOT Greenspan's Hands."
"I WANT CHINESE ECONOMISTS."
"And...ALL I Can Do...Is Sit HERE And Type Responsibly ABOUT Irresponsible OTHER BEINGS."
"AND..."
"'THEY' Dominate MY LIFE."
"Dangerous BEINGS."
"Nothing BUT."
"Absolutely Horrid Murderous Creeps."
"And."
Creepesses."
"Folks."
"Everyday Is Halloween For ME."
"And..."
"Theoretically????"
"Jeanine."
"We ARE ALL Living Within The Universal Mind Of A Devil."
"Folks."
"A Robotic Devil."
"Not One Iota Of Conscience In 'Them'."
"At The Millennium."
"I Wonder If My Madison Magazine Attorney Will Show Up Tomorrow Morning????"
"Or."
"NOT."
"He Does Not Call Me Back."
"For More Than A Week."
"Common Courtesy????"
"Or."
"Are 'We' Making More Money From 'Our' Wealthy Clients And Guilty Clients.?."
"The Whole Trade Center Disaster Apparently Is A Bush-Financed Plot Against Bin Laden, The American People, And The People Of The World."
"Just Say, 'No.', To Islamic Holy Men."
"Read My Lips."
"World War III."
"Ride'Em Cowboy."
"Gitty'Up Horsey."
"Wait 'Til Ya' See Junior In Action."
"Folks."
"Bin Laden Wants Evidence That He Was Involved."
"Just Trust In Our Ministry Of Truth, The CIA."
"Selling Crack In Los Angeles."
"Or..."
"The Other Ministry Of Truth, The National Security Agency."
"Trying To Sell Brent Morphine And Speaking In American-Accented German To Me At Amy's Cafe."
"Folks."
"That Is The Number One, Most Important Thing That You Can Teach Your Son Or Daughter!!!"
"What Baloney IS."
"And..."
"What Kosher Baloney IS."
"After The Cure For AIDS Was Announced In USA Today, And The Suppression Of The Truth Began By The Nazi Press, Up Went A Poster On The Back Of A Few Madison Metro Buses Reading, 'You Are Not Immune, And Women With AIDS In Wisconsin Went Up 24% Last Year."
"With The News Out About The Cure For AIDS, And The Followup Suppression Of The Cure For AIDS, It Is Not Suprising That Bin Laden, Who Is Extremely Popular In Africa, Where AIDS Is A Rampaging Plague, Would Be Set Up To Be Attacked."
"Bush, Sr., And Jr., Kissinger, Cheney, Powell, And Pretty Much, The Entire United States' Government Has Had, For Years And Years, A Policy Of Genocide Upon African Peoples."
"This Has Been Noticed On Jeff Rense By Commentators On Kissinger."
"The Bush Administration Is The One Responsible For The Suppression Of The Cure For AIDS."
"Bin Laden Or The Final Incarnation Of Aladdin Would Be A Great Hero!!!!!!!!"
"TO EVERYONE."
"Allâh Akbar!!!!!"
"Folks."
"And Both Bushes, Grinch, And Gargoyle Would Be THE SATANS."
"Enemies Of MANKIND."
"Folks."
"Murderous SATANS."
"Folks."
"The Truth Is Out."
"Who Murdered John John Kennedy????."
"Your Guess Is As Good As Mine, Now Maybe!!!!"
"Do 'They' Murder Future Presidents???"
"'They' Murdered Past Presidents."
"Are 'They' Afraid To Murder Me????"
"I AM Already Dead."
"Cowards."
"SATANS."
"At The Millennium."
"And The Eighth King Goes On To Perdition..."
"And They're Squabbling Over Bin Laden Like A Couple 'A Vultures."
"And..."
"I Still Remember The Cartoon Of Aladdin's Girl; Jasmine..."
"Such A Sweet, And Conscientious Islamic Couple."
"A Fairie Tale Romance????!!!"
"Folks."
"And..."
"A Hero's Tale."
"Walt Disney Without The Grinch And The Gargoyle."
"And..."
"Colin Powell Wears Pink Pantyhose."
"Yeeeaaaaasssss' Sah!!."
"So...Does The Canadian Pilot."
"The Way He Bows In Here, You Would Think He Was Turning Japanese."
"I Think I'm Turning Japanese; I Think I'm Turning Japanese."
"Does He Really Think Islamic Arabs Bow Like The Japanese Do????"
"No...Mister Canadian...Islamics Bow Differently...More Slowly...And Deliberately."
"Guy!!&&%%##!!."
"He Is Evidently Here, Standing Behind My Power Amplifier For My Stereo."
"And Odorously Wants You All To Believe That He Is Not A Bushie CIA Guy..."
"He Wants You ALL To Believe Bin Laden Is Guilty."
"Phonies."
"They're A Dime A Dozen."
"Folks."
"Let Us Look At This Phony Islamic Canadian..."
"Folks."
"Islamic People Get Down On Their Knees On Prayer Rugs Three Times A Day, Facing Mecca."
"For Allâh."
"The Koran Is 400 Typewritten Pages In English."
"I Had To Memorize 2 1/2 Hours Of Lines For My Starring Role In The Musical The Musicman In High School."
"That...Would Be 25 Pages...Memorized."
"Do Islamic Muhammadans Memorize The Koran?????"
"In IT's Entirety."
"Line For Line."
"Verse For Verse."
"Well."
"This Canadian Guy Should Be Able To Know By Gestures What Is In A Random Verse."
"He Turned His Back When I Mentioned This Challenge."
"Phony."
"Dime A Dozen, Watson."
"You Mean To Tell Me, With ALL His Phony Bowing..."
"This Canadian Pilot Has Not Memorized The Koran????"
"Folks."
"I Have My Koran Out Right Now."
"I Picked Verse 26:75 At Random."
"The Canadian Turned His Back Instead Of Gesturing The Verse."
"26:75 He Said: 'Do you see those which you and your fathers worship? They are enemies to me. Not so the Lord of the Creation, who has made me; who gives me guidance, food and drink, who, when I am sick, restores me; who will cause me to die and bring me back to life hereafter; who I pray, will forgive me my sins on the Day of Judgement.'
"Turned His Back."
"And..."
"I Have A Creator."
"Folks."
"Voidal Womb Of The Universe."
"Folks."
"'The Bushies' Are Threatening To Bomb Afghanistan."
"Not Good Men."
"Not Men At ALL."
"Folks."
"Where Are Our Afghans????"
"Jeanine Used To Have An Afghan..."
"I Never Saw It, But SHE Just Raised HER Hand!!!!!"
"I Get The Feeling Screwing The Children Is THE LORD's BIG Robotic Project."
"And I Thought That Satan Did Not Have A Body..."
"Apparently HE Has A Collective BODY Of Americans."
"And, I Thought GOD Was Going To Marry Us In A Holy Wedding, ALL Of Us In Pairs."
"So Much For Speculation.?"
"The American MALE:"
"He's A Cunt-Juice-Spitting-SHE-MALE Twat."
"Who Wants To Run You Over In The Pedestrian Crosswalk When You Have The Right Of Way As Pedestrian."
"And, Now..."
"SHE's Aroused."
"With HER Twat Hanging Out."
"Folks."
"AmeriCon Hoolighans???"
"Folks."
"Yes...The AmeriCon SHE-MALE Comes In Two Sexes..."
"Both Male And Female."
"Both...Flag-Waving-Prejudiced Idiots."
"For George Bush, Jr."
"Bigots, Holmes."
"Where, Oh Where Will They Turn 'Their' Racism Next, Watson."
"And..."
"THEN There Are The Leaders..."
"Flag-Waving Bigots."
"Do You Think IT Is The End Of The World, Holmes????"
"No..."
"The Universal Mind Of GOD Wants To Play Around With IT A Bit, First."
"Really, Holmes."
"Kind Of Like A Slow-Cooker, Watson."
"Pick'Em Off...One At A Time."
"What Do You Expect Out Of Satan And Satan's Father, Watson????"
"I Just Obtained My Undeleted Hardship Discharge From Saint Louis, Missouri."
"Do What You Will."
"Adolph Hitler Had Millions Of Europeans Believing That He Was The Truth..."
"And His Government And Media."
"What If The Jews Had Started Blowing Up Buildings?"
"In Protest."
"?"
"But..."
"That Is Only If Bin Laden Was Responsible..."
"And I See The Evidence Already."
"Canadians And Americans With Flight Training In The United States."
"Bin Laden???"
"Certainly Does Not Look That Way."
"Folks."
"The Bush-United States' Government Sponsered Genocide Of The African Continent???"
"Until The News Of The Cure For AIDS, It Did Not Seem Plausible..."
"But, Now????"
"It Only Took Adolph A Year To Get A Census And Identify Who The Jews Were."
"President Bush Says He Is Going To Round Up Terrorists."
"There Are Not Too Many Terrorists In The World Today."
"I Wonder What President Gargoyle Is Really Up To????."
"A Dissident Is Here."
Dissident
by Eddie Vedder & Pearl Jam
"Folks."
This album also had a single on it played on the local radio station called Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town:
"Folks."