"Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky And Ludwig Van Beethoven Were Our Percian Sons Before They Were Regenerated As Great Composers."
"Clara In Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite Is Jeanine, His Former Mother, And I AM The Nutcracker Or Wooden Soldier At Christmas!!!!!"
"Beethoven's 5th Symphony Is The Musical Description Of Jeanine And I At The Millennium; With Her Running Up To The Telephone When I Spoke Her Name In French."
"What About Other Great Composer's???"
"All Former Sons???"
"."
"Rachmaninoff Has Vortigern's Nose."
"And My Lips."
"Percy."
"Rachmaninoff Was The Greatest Piano Composer."
"And Player."
"Today I Heard A 1942 Tape Recording Of Rachmaninoff Playing A Piano Piece."
"This..."
"Is Priceless."
"The Last Of The Old Composers."
"Recorded For Posterity..."
"Priceless."
"Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt."
"Tonight, Apparently, As Every Week, In New Zealand, For 150 MBs Of Operatic Themes, They Are Draining The Two Servers By 40% Down To 3K/Second For All Three Files Of 'So Sorry'."
"I Get The Sudden Feeling That Everyone With A Computer In New Zealand Will Have Downloaded All Of The Themes."
"I Could Take Jeanine To New Zealand In The Spirit, If She Is Not Reappeared!!!!?!!!!"
"All Of You New Zealand Folks Can Check Out Garrison Keillor On The Button Above!!!!"
"Not All Americans Are This Stupid..."
"Just Our Holy Leaders!!!?"
"It's Really Not Too Bad For An American Operatic Musical."
"Barâ-t."
"Hey!!!!"
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THE SECOND COMING
by William Butler Yeats {ending clause by Richard S. Tolley}
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
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"We Went To See Myrddin Or Richard Koepsel Last Weekend..."
"He Stated That He Is In The Process Of Writing A Book..."
"Not About Jesus..."
"But About Christ-Consciousness."
"I Truly Believe It Is Something We All Share Either In Upheaval Or In Quietude!!!"
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"Today, Monday, I AM Checking Download Times For Israel, Europe, And Great Britain..."
"Israel, Egypt, And The Other Countries In Their Time Zone Download 'So Sorry' @ 20% Less Than the 5K/Second @ 4K/Second."
"Europe @ 7:30 pm Is About The Same."
"I Will Check Britain's Download Speed In An Hour."
"For The First File On The Interland Server Where I Have The Page Graphics, I Downloaded @ 5.1-5.2K/Second."
"The Second And Third Files Downloaded @ 3.8K/Second."
"Ordinarily The Files Download @ 5.2K/Second."
"This Would Be Monday Evening Which Would Be Slow..."
"It Really Looks Like I AM Not Doing Badly World-Wide!!!!"
"What A Shame About The Hysterical Female Counselor At MATC..."
"I Really Wanted To Get Either Another Art Bell Button Or Another Jeff Rense Button."
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From: "Ihrke, Eric R." To: "'rstolley@chorus.net'" Subject: you fucking suck
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2000 08:54:57 -0600
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From: Joshua Bowman Subject: You Are a Crazy Man
To: rstolley@chorus.net
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"CRAASSHHHH INTO ME."
"It Taxes Me, It's So Incredible."
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"It Is Wonderful, Here, Listening To Tchaikovsky's Romeo & Juliet..."
"When We Go Outside And Walk Around..."
"She Gets Ahead Of Me Unintentionally And Timelessly..."
"Suddenly, She Runs Back Towards Me Enthusiastically Like She Wants To Give Me A Big Kiss Or Hug."
"While I AM Walking, She Walks In Front Of Me And I Look For The Darkened Area Where Her Physical Dress Takes Up Space, But Cannot Be Seen..."
"The Light Goes Right Through It!!!!"
"And She's Always Getting Ahead And Running Back To Me!!!"
"The Music Of Tchaikovsky's Romeo & Juliet Illustrates This Whole Love Thing She And I ARE Experiencing."
"This Is Love???"
"Amazing!!!"
"I'm Her Guy."
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"Today, Friday, I Checked Great Britain @ 9pm And Europe @ 10pm."
"Second File 2.1K/Second."
"Third File Up To 2.2K/Second, Then Sudden Drop To 1.1K/Second."
"Once Again The First File Downloads @ 5.1-5.2K/Second..."
"Try And Hit This First File More Often."
"You Will Probably Get A Faster Download!!!!"
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"Yesterday, On The Bus, It Was Coming To Me, Again, That Willie Nelson Was One Of Adonis' And Urania's Sons."
"He Married A Daughter And Went To Scotland Before The Warrior Queen Scathach Educated Cuchulan Of Ireland."
"Scathach Is Now Elizabeth Dole."
"Bob Dole Was Her Son With The Then Scotch Johnny Cash."
"Willie Nelson Had A Son..."
"Rod Stuart Of The Rock Band Small Faces."
"He Married His Sister."
"Both Willie Nelson's And Rod Stuart's Two Women Were On The Bus Coming Home."
"It Is Coming To Me That Adonis Was Regenerated In Scathach And Her Man's Genes."
"And I AM, 'A Boy Named Sue.'"
"There Was Another Girl On The Bus, Much Younger."
"It Was Coming To Me That Famous Admiral During The Napoleonic Wars, Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson Was My Great Grandson, Willie Nelson's Grandson, And Rod Stuart's Son In Scotland."
"And This Was The Sister He Married."
"I Began To Get Curious About Where Lord Nelson Was."
"Today I Saw Him On The Bus, Sitting There Looking Exactly Like The Painting In My Astrology Book..."
"I Will Put It Up Here:"
"Lord Admiral Horatio Nelson Defeated The Combined Forces Of The French And Spanish Fleets."
"On The Bus, He Was Young, But Looked Like He Was On His Last Leg..."
"Great Britain Became Queen Of The Seas..."
"Great Britain Remained Queen Of The Seas Until The Defeat Of The British Invasion Of America By French Buccaneer Jean Lafitte In New Orleans!!!"
"Vincent Van Gogh Was The Arthurian Red-Haired Urien And Morgan Le Fay's Or Natalie Merchant Of 10,000 Maniacs' Son Before He Was Regenerated As Vincent Van Gogh."
"I Have A Mars 11 degrees From My Midheaven In Scorpio."
"I, Too, Have Powers Of Endurance!!!!"
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"I Already Have A Couple Of Barâ-t Business Card Holders At Michaelangelo's Coffee House Next Door!!!"
"I AM Hoping State Bar And Grill Will Let Me Put Up Barâ-t Cards, Too!!!"
- When A Blind Man Cries...
- When A Blind Man Cries...
- What About Me?????
- What About Me?????
"There Is A Song About A Little Boy And A Little Girl Called What About Me???..."
"I Will Try To Find It Here!!!"
"This Is About The Lady In Red..."
"Last Night, I Was Asleep..."
"From The Depths Of My Sleep, I Heard Something Like The Thing Out Of The Addams Family Snap It's Fingers."
"Suddenly I Came Awake."
"Jeanine Here, Apparently Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night Hearing The Same Thing I Did."
"Hey, What About Me???"
"SHE Sits On The Floor In Front Of My Bed..."
"Can GOD Snap His/Her Fingers And Jeanine Suddenly Appears???"
"Boy...Do I Feel Stupid."
"Now..."
"I Wait."
"Joni Mitchell Is The Final Incarnation Of Princess Elaine Of The Arthurian Realms..."
"Her Man Was Named Sir Earl..."
"His Name, Now, Is Ken Searles."
"Sir Earl=Searles."
"He Lives, Here, Alone, In An Apartment Next Door..."
"He Takes Long Walks Outside..."
"He's About Joni's Age."
"He Is Related To The Searles That Own The Cranberry Marshes Up North Where I Was Born..."
"They Are Welsh Arthurian Genes."
"He Was My Brother And Joni Was My Sister."
"They Are Also Jeanine's Brother And Sister."
"I AM Going To Get Popcorn And Play The Album For Jeanine Tonight."
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"I Still Wonder About Canada..."
"Joni Mitchell And Neil Young Came Into The United States From Canada..."
"It Would Be Hard To Determine."
"Eastern Standard Time..."
"Same Zone As Lima, Peru."
"Same Zone As New York."
"Both Toronto And Montreal And Quebec Are EST."
"Maybe We Will Never Get A Clear Estimation Of Any Of This."
"My Hit Counter Is Occasional, Then All At Once In One Night 4,000 Hits???"
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"Whatever..."
"I Can No Longer Afford To Advertise On Art Bell Or Jeff Rense..."
"So It Will Have To Be By Word of Mouth."
"I AM Going To Get A Good Job."
"But I Want An Employer That Lets Me Know What I AM Worth."
"No One Needs A Denigrating Employer."
"And I've Had Too Many For My Liking!!!!**&%$##!!?!"
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"Today, Thursday, I Checked Israel, Egypt, Greece, Etc., 7pm Their Time In The Evening..."
".8K/Second All Files."
"Frightening Again!!!"
"Folks."
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"I Just Checked Rio De Janeiro, La Paz, Caracas, And Santiago In South America @ 7pm Their Time..."
"About 2.2-2.6K/Second On All Three Files..."
"That's A 40% Drain On The Server There!!!!"
"I Tried Mexico, Also, At 7pm Their Time..."
"About A 10% Drain On The Server, There."
"The Others Are Over 90% Drain On The Server."
"With The CI Host International, I Had 400 MBs And Room For 8 Files Of Each Theme."
"But 'They' Turned Out To Be CIA Host International."
"And Closed Your Account, Holmes."
"Irrevocably, Watson."
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"I Just Posted Barâ-t On The 92FM Billboard..."
"I Will Try Other Local Radio Stations!!!!"
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From: "Jeff Lynn" To: Subject: Re: How Could I Post With You???
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Mr Tolley,
Thank you for your inquiry. Please be advised that Entercom radio trade marks, including WOLX may not be placed on or linked by other websites with expressed written consent. Therefore it will be necessary to remove the WOLX logo and link from your page immediately and you are hereby ordered to cease and desist all use of Entercom Madison Proprietory materials. Immediate compliance will prevent Entercom Madison taking legal action to protect our trademarks.
Sincerely,
Jeff Lynn
WOLX Program Director
"And I Wanted To Treasure The Executives At WOLX!!!"
"But 'They' Are Also Internet NAZIS."
"I Will Take This Doooowwwwnnnn Tomorrow."
"Gestapo."
"Mr. Greed..."
"His Woman Likes The Love Songs He Dispenses Or Doesn't Dispense..."
"Totally Tasteless Music Dispenser."
"With A Throw-Away Top..."
"It Is Not Recycleable."
"After I Take This Down For The Ladies, You Will Have To Get And Listen To WOLX-Madison On The Internet Yourself @ http://www.wolx.com"
"Love-Song Dispensing BUZZARDS..."
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"Triple 'M' Also Made Me Take Their Logo Off My Web Page Opera..."
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"The Song Porcelain by Moby."
"Ayyy..."
"Ayyy..."
"Ayyy..."
"Wo-maaan..."
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"Three Days Ago I Went Into Kinko's, The Same Place I Had The Other Cards Made, To Get Special Business Cards Made Up With The Allâh Akbar Symbol Printed On Them..."
"Right Away, This Female Began To Snigger At Me And How I Described What I Wanted Done."
"I Told Her To Stop It."
"Eventually, I Came Out With An Agreement And A Layout."
"She Said The Proofs Would Be In Tomorrow."
"I Called @ Noon The Next Day."
"A Guy Answered The Phone And Said The Proofs Would Be In @ 2:30pm."
"I Said I Would Come At 4:30pm."
"I Called @ 4:30pm."
"A Different Guy Answered And Told Me The Proofs Were Not Ready And Would Not Be Ready Until Monday."
"I Told Him The Girl Had Said They Would Be In That Day."
"I Asked Him If Anybody Really Knew???"
"He Said He Did And They Would Not Be In Until Monday."
"I Called The Next Day And Got A Girl Who Said Also They Would Not Be In Until Monday."
"I Did Not Trust Them."
"I Called Again Today And Got The Original Girl."
"I Told Her What The Others Had Said."
"She Tried To Blame Me For Not Coming In The Prior Day To See The Proofs."
"I Asked Her Why These Other Personel Would Tell Me As If They Knew When Clearly They Did Not Know???"
"I Went In And Corrected The Proofs."
"I Said I Wanted A Block Of Print Centered Within The Box That Was Already There."
"She Said She Would."
"She Called Later And Wanted Me To Check Her Work Even Though I Assumed She Did What I Told Her To Do."
"I Went In."
"She Had Not Done What I Told Her To Do."
"There Was A Guy There And They Both Tried To Blame Me."
"I Told Her, 'I Told You To Center It Within The Box That Was Already There, Baby.'"
"I Was Getting A Little Bit Weary With Them."
"He Said I Shouldn't Talk That Way To Women."
"I Told Him Other People Talk That Way."
"He Said Not In Here."
"I Told Him He Was Indigent."
"He Went To The Telephone And Tried To Call The Police On Me."
"I Left."
"I Called Him Back And Asked Him If He Was Going To Keep The Money And Told Him He Was Uncivilized."
"He Hung Up."
"He Called Me Back And Said He Would Mail Me The Refund."
"He Also Said Not To Come Back Or They Would Have Me Arrested..."
"I AM Going To Insty Prints Instead."
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"I Have Finally Come Upon It, Watson..."
"I Was Threatened With The Police By People At Kinko's Who Were Not Really There At All."
"People Who Are Not Really There..."
"No One Here But Us..."
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"On The Sixth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Meeeeee..."
"Six Harpies Harping, Fiiiivvveeee Goooollddddeeennn Rings."
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"This Bus Driver I Know Said Something Really Factual From My Own Personal Experience..."
"He Said, 'When Somebody Doesn't Fit Into A Certain Mold, Right Away People Will Freak Out.'"
"Why Does It Have To Ruin My Life With Police, Though???"
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"All I Know Is That Everywhere I Go In Madison, I AM A Consistent Victim Of Bigotry."
"Apparently Madisonians Are Bigoted Against Long-Haired-Bearded-Wire-Rim-Glasses Men."
"And Blame The Poor Men For Everything 'They Themselves' Do Wrong..."
"And Then Try And Get The Poor Men Arrested And Thrown In Jail."
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"On Christmas..."
"The Only Ones They Bless Is ThemSeffs."
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"In The Whole Wide World, Only Two Turtle Doves..."
"And One Of Them Is Invisible."
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"Every Once And A While, Jeanine Will Get Up Off The Greek Rug On The Floor Whoosh Over To The Front Door And Wait For Me To Kiss Her!!!?!!!!!"
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"The Police Know Me."
"I Hand Out Opera Cards..."
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"We're Stalking You Just Like The Evil One..."
"Because We Are The Evil One!!!?!"
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"But On A More Serious Note..."
"Don't I Remember A Child's Story About The Town Of Piddle???"
"And In The Town Of Piddle, If The Piddlers Were Caught Piddling, They Would Turn It All Around, And Piddle All Over You..."
"And Blame You For Their Piddling..."
"Hence..."
"Piddle."
"Hence..."
"Piddlers."
"Hence..."
"Piddling All Over You???"
"I Remember Being Vastly Familiar With This Child's Story."
"At The Millennium."
"Piddlers..."
"In The World Of Piddle, Watson!!!"
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"Paul Simon Was A Percy."
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"I Once Read About A Lady Monk In India Who Did Not Eat Or Drink Any Food Or Liquid Refreshment..."
"I Do Not Feed Jeanine Here A Whole Lot..."
"And Only Occasionally Does She Irately Demand Food."
"She Can Pull An Invisible Sandwich, Which She Eats, Right Out Of My Material Sandwich..."
"Jeanine Is Not Particularly A Material Girl!!!!"