"DARKNESS HAD MOVED INTO MY PLACE..."
"I RAN UP THE STAIRS; I NEVER STOPPED; I NEVER TURNED 'ROUND; I NEVER LOOKED!!!!!####!"
"Folks..."
"MANKIND IS BASICALLY A MORON."
"ALBERT EINSTEIN WAS A MORON."
"Folks."
"PREDATOR OF DEVILS."
"IT IS APPROACHING EVENING IN THE WISCONSIN WINTER..."
"IT IS, NOW, 49 Degrees OUTSIDE????!"
"Folks!!!!"
"THE INCORPOREAL SATAN We LIVE INSIDE OF WOULD NOT TRACK THIS PROPERLY..."
"BRAND NEW EQUIPMENT, TOO!!!&&&####!?!"
"THIS...IS Steppenwolf...MOVE OVER."
"Good Folks Out There."
"Anyone???!"
"I."
"RIDE THE BUS."
"BURNS LESS ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!"
"WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF Us???"
Narrator: "The young Lord, after all this, begins to worry about a phone call He received on the weekend of the American Thanksgiving when all of the American Christians celebrate the early pilgrims thanksgiving to God. There is a song on, played on most of the radio stations in Madison, Wisconsin. The song is by a woman rock and roller named Joan Osborne and the song is called {What If God Was} One Of Us or just One Of Us. "What if God was one of us??? Just a slob like one of us... Just a stranger on the bus, tryin' to make His way Home......."
And so the lyrics went. "All the Saints and Jesus too...And all the Prophets..." Richard {truly a Lion heart} had come of age and had tentatively begun to think {like He always had wondered} that He may well be God.
"IT IS, NOW, 50 Degrees OUTSIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY."
"CAN SHE TAKE IT ALL AWAY?????!!!!!!!!!?!"
"WELL, SHE SHOVED IT IN MY FAAACCCEEEE!!!&&##!!"
"THIS THING YA' DID TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!####!!!"
"EXPLAIN YA' DID TO MEEEEEE!!!!!???!"
"Folks."
"THIS Is From The Upcoming Album From The Alternative Rock Band Local H."
"LEPUR."
"Love A LEPUR."
"Give A LEPUR A JOB!!!!!!?!"
"NOW!!!!!!&&&&$$$$$####??????!!!?!"
"OHHHHHHHHH...GOOOOODDDDDDDDD, WHAT A SONG FOR Us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Folks..."
"AND...SHE Wants Me To Take IT ALL...AGAIN."
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"AND NOBODY KNOWS A STINKIN' T'ING................?...!...?..."
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"Folks."
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"THE EMPRESS AND EMPEROR OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE."
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"We...Have A First Coming!!!!!"
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"FOLKS!!!!!!"
"They Shoot 'Cause They Wannnnnnaaaaaaaa'!!!!!####!!!!"
"Thoooosssseee Whoooo Hiiiidddeee Beeehhhinnndddddd!!!####!!!!!"
"President BUSH Hides Behind His Vestments And Nazi News Service!!!#####!!!"
"Enron As A Corporation, Was A BUSH Project, From The Start!!!###!!!"
"Enron HAS GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH WRITTEN ALL OVER IT."
"BUSH...BANKRUPTCY."
"Even The Prosecutors Are Hoping To Get A CUT!!!###!!!"
"Evil MEN."
"With 'Their' TWATS HANGING OUT!!!!####!!"
"Suddenly, After Tommy Thompson's Republican/BUSH Over Taxation, And A Single Gigantic Budget Surplus, Tommy's Taxes, And GREENSPAN'S HIGH INTEREST RATES, FROM MAY 2000, TO THE INAUGURATION OF BUSH, JR., IN 2001, HAVE PUT WISCONSIN OVER A BILLION IN DEBT!!$$$###!!!?!"
"Evil-Mooching MEN."
"'These' ARE NOT MEN."
"The Tragedy IS BUSH!!!###$$$$"
"BUSH=BANKRUPTCY."
"FOLKS."
"NOW...BUSH IS GOING AFTER THE PURITAN AL QAEDA WORLD WIDE...AND IN THE PHILLIPINES OF THE BUSH GENERAL RAMOS."
"FOLKS!!!!!??????!"
"THE ANTI-CHRIST."
"Seems Like A Vast Majority..."
"BUT."
"I Think IT Is Only A Ruling Economic Minority, Watson."
"HOLMES!!!!"
"AND...'They' HAVE WEAPONS..."
"AND...THE LAW, Watson."
"Eerie, Holmes..."
"IT..."
"IS Just Like IT Was For Christ, Back In Jerusalem 2000 Years Ago, Watson..."
"Only IT IS The Entire World, Holmes."
"JUST BUSH AND THE MIS-MANAGING, MIS-GOVERNING WORLD LEADERS, Watson."
"HOLMES."
"'They' HAVE BEEN SETTING IT UP FOR YEARS..."
"You Cannot Vote Against 'Them' Because 'They' ARE The Only Candidates Running, Watson."
"Interesting, Holmes..."
"You Would Think Others Would Decided To Run For Office."
"There ARE OTHERS, Holmes!!!!!!?!"
"I Like AL QAEDA, Watson!"
"AND..."
"IT WAS BUSH AND HIS DEMOCRATIC/REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT WHO MURDERED 3,000 Americans IN NEW YORK CITY, Watson."
"We Want Them Back!!!!!!!!"
"GODDESS AND GOD."
"AL QAEDA IS SUPPORTED BY THE SOCIALIST/CHINESE GOVERNMENT OF JIANXG IN MAINLAND CHINA, Watson!!!!!!"
"What IS This, 'Read My Lips...World War III.', Watson????"
"We MUST RUN FOR OFFICE AND VOTE 'Them' OUT!!&&&$$###!!!"
"AND...NOT BE BOUGHT OFF."
"HOLMES!!!!!!?!"
"UNLESS THE GOD AND GODDESS DO SEND 'Them' TO THE SAHARA DESERT TO DIE, Watson."
"'They' Certainly DESERVE IT, Holmes."
"AFTER MURDERING American Citizens AND Developing A Nazi Regime."
"GIT 'EM OUT!!!!"
"GODDESS AND GOD AND CITIZENS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!"
"Folks."
"I."
"WANT A GODLY PLANET, GODLY GOVERNMENT, AND GODLY CITIZENS."
"AT THE MILLENNIUM OF MAN AND WOMAN KIND!!!!!"
"Bride & Groom."
"Can Ya' Take IT ALL Away????!!!"
"THIS THING Ya' Done Ta' Me."
"Jeanine."
"BUT."
"SHE'S HERE IN-THE-SPIRIT."
"WITH CHRIST..."
"AND WANTS ME TO TAKE IT ALL AGAIN!!!!!"
"SO."
"I WILL TRY!"
"Folks!"
"BUT."
"I Think SHE Actually WANTS Us To TAKE IT ALL AGAIN!!!!"
"FROM THE 'CRUDS'."
"AT THE TOP..."
"We...THE PEOPLE."
"Folks!"
"Jeanine IS In Another Dimension, HERE, In My Apartment!!!!!?"
"I AM Redoing The Music Files..."
"David Crosby Was Taliesin, Judy Collins Was His Sister And Cynwise And King Arthur's Daughter..."
"David Was My Brother And Arthur's Son."
"David And Judy Married As Did Jeanine Or Arianrhod, And I Or Sir Percivale!!!!"
"Who Knows Where The Time Goes????!"
"Folks!"
"I Was Born With Three Crosses To Bear..."
"Born Under A Bad Sign???"
"Grand Fixed Cross, Grand Mutable Cross, And Grand Cardinal Cross."
"These Are Make Or Break Astrological Aspect Patterns!!!!!"
"BUT."
"With The Three Grand Crosses, I Have Four Grand Trines, Forming A Double Star Of David Over My Head When I Was Born!!!!!"
"MOST Excellent Aspect Pattern!"
"And SHE Wants Me To TAKE IT ALL, AGAIN."
"AND I Want HER To Take It ALL Away."
"Spread THE WORD."
"Folks!!!!!!!!"
"Evidently...Jeff Is Having Trouble With The Yahoo Braodcasting Company."
"'They' STILL DO NOT HAVE THE JAVIER SOLANA SHOW ON."
"HE...CALLS HIM-SEFF 666."
"JAVIER SOLANA."
"AND EUROPE."
"THIS SHOW WAS MIKE RUPPERT."
"READ HIS PAGES."
"ALL OF IT!!!!!"
"EXCELLENT INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING BY MIKE RUPPERT."
"RUPPERT THINKS THE TRADE TOWERS WERE BUSH-Whacked, TOO!!!?!"
"AT Yahoo...There ARE Certain People 'We' DO NOT WANT TO RECORD."
"NAZIS."
"Folks."
"BUSH."
"SATAN."
"GARGOYLE."
"FIRST LADY."
"GOBLIN."
"THE TRUTH."
"Folks..."
"If GOD IS Good."
"Then WHY, OH WHY DO We HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS????"
"Folks?"
"If The People Were GOD..."
"They Would Send 'These' CRUDS To The Sahara Desert TO DIE!"
"OR."
"LOCK 'EM UP FOR LIFE."
"IN A FEDERAL PENITENTIARY."
"BUT."
"We HAVE A PROBLEM, HERE."
"THE CRIMINAL PRESIDENT HAS THE LAW AND THE KEYS."
"VANISH HIS BODY."
"AND PUT BUSH WHERE HE BELONGS!!!!!!"
"GODDESS AND GOD."
"Folks."
"FAITH?"
"What ARE Dir-ty-Lit-tle Girls????"
"Well...IT Is A DEEP SUBJECT."
"New Zealand, Tonight, At 7:15 Their Time, Downloaded, First At 5.1K/sec. On The GuessII.mp3 File..."
"Then...I Tried The GuessVI.mp3 File."
"First 5.1K/sec."
"Then .4K/sec."
"Then .3K/sec."
"Then IT Clipped Me Off And I Had 21 Seconds Of The Song."
"Then I Tried GuessII.mp3 Again."
"First 4.4K/sec."
"Then 3.8K/sec."
"NOW 3.4K/sec."
"And My Statistics Say No One Has YET Downloaded A Guess File!!**&&$$##!?!"
"Mother Goddess????"
"Trying To Play Foolie-Foolie With Us????"
"THIS."
"IS Gittin' REAL DANGEROUS, Girl."
"SO."
"The New Zealanders DO NOT HAVE THEIR LIGHTS DINKED OUT."
"WHEN, GIRL."
"WHEN."
"LET GO."
"What Would I Have If You JUST-LET-GO????."
"Folks!!!!!!!"
"YOU Must Want To Please Your-Self..."
"YOU Did IT Before As Percys!!!!"
"What I REALLY Worry About IS."
"As The Voidal Bubble Expands..."
"Where Do YOU GO????!?"
"FOLKS!!!!."
"BUT...LET US GET DOWN TO FACT, HERE."
"In The Total Scenario Presented, SHE IS TOTALLY DOWNLOADING WITHOUT WIRES."
"AND...I HAVE SO MANY IN NEW ZEALAND, I COULD BECOME POPULAR WORLD-WIDE IN A VERY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME!!!!!!!!!"
"FIRST."
"NEW ZEALAND!"
"WHERE ALL THE HIPPIE PACIFISTS WENT DURING THE DRAFT..."
"Folks!"
"Anyone From Madison?"
"AND...GIRL...IT IS I...WHO AM WASTING MY TIME."
"AND JEANINE...ONCE AGAIN...IS EITHER DEAD...OR...HERE IN-THE-SPIRIT...LIKE CHRIST."
"WHEN."
"Barâ-t Could Spread Around The World News Media FROM NEW ZEALAND."
"IF..."
"What I Got Tonight Was Anywhere NEAR ACCURATE."
"?"
"GO GIT 'EM, FOLKS!!!!!!?!"
"NOW...YOU CAN GET DUNE RIGHT HERE:"
"BUT...I WON'T GET A THING FOR IT????"
"TRY 'Them'..."
"When I Had The Jeff Rense Button For Barâ-t For Three Months In Spring Of 1999, Jeff Was Being Broadcast On The World-Wide-Web From 9pm. Central Standard Time To 3am. Central Standard Time, Which Would Be From 3pm. New Zealand Time To 9pm. New Zealand Time..."
"SO..."
"I HAVE HAD ALMOST THE ENTIRE COMPUTER POPULATION OF NEW ZEALAND ON BARÂ-T SINCE SPRING OF 1999????"
"AND NOTHING ABOUT IT IN THE NEWS MEDIA."
"CLEARLY, HERE, I AM BEING SUPPRESSED."
"AND YOU ALL ARE WATCHING."
"OR."
"GOT YOUR LIGHTS DINKED OUT."
"LOOKS VERY LUCRATIVE FOR NEW ZEALANDERS TO GET BUSY!!!!!!"
"Folks!"
"The Temperature Outside This Afternoon Of January 25th, 2002, Is 56 Degrees And Climbing Very Rapidly."
"BUT."
"Whenever I GO OUTSIDE, The Temperature Is Suddenly Dropped."
"Sometimes 6-8 Degrees!!!!?!"
"Or The Wind Suddenly Picks UP."
"AND Intentionally Blows Out My Cigarette Lighter????!"
"Incessant Harrassment."
"BUT."
"I PUT UP WITH IT."
"AND JOKE ABOUT IT."
"If The Millennium Turns Out To Be A Joke!!!!?"
"We Can ALL Laugh On Our Way To The Funeral Home???!!!!"
"MOST OF Us DO NOT EVEN KNOW OR CARE."
"Ya'...Life Goes On...Long After The Thrill Of Living Is Gone."
"Keep Your Chins UP."
"THIS Really IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!!!!"
"BARÂ-T."
"AND NO ONE ELSE HAS EVEN COMPOSED AN OPERA FOR THE MILLENNIUM."
"Barâ-t!!!!"
"We Will Keep Trying To Spread The Word..."
"AND."
"As We DO."
"We Will Find Out Just Who The Nazis ARE."
"The Universe."
"A VAST Learning Experience!!!!!!"
"Folks!"
"I Do Not Think 'They' Can Stop Us, Now..."
"BUT."
"We WILL See, Watson..."
"My Parents Had Some Friends They Visited In New Zealand."
"I Will Call My Mother And Find Out Who They Were!!!!!"
"They Were The Halls, In A Suburb Of Sidney, Australia, And My Mother Says They Now Live In A Nursing Home..."
"And...The Eadies From New Zealand..."
"The Eadies Came To Wisconsin Several Times To Visit My Mom And Dad!!!!"
"I Wonder If Anyone From Madison, Wisconsin Lives In New Zealand Or Australia And Has Barâ-t????!"
"AND...Cannot E-Mail Me????"
"'Cause THE GODDESS AND GOD Are Cutting Off My E-Mail."
"Folks!"
"As Far As Mike Ruppert..."
"Jeff Rense Is Just Going To Have To Get Ruppert Back On His Show...AND...Get Another Recording!!!!!"
"Unless Jeff Rense Still Works For BUSH."
"AND...THE BUSH C.I.A."
"Which Mike Ruppert Investigates."
"ALONG WITH Enron AND BUSH."
"AND BUSH C.I.A. Drug Pedaling."
"If Jeff Used To Record His Own Archives."
"WHY Didn't Jeff Record The Ruppert Show His-SEFF???"
"I WANT Mike Ruppert BACK ON The Jeff Rense SHOW..."
"WITH AN ARCHIVE RECORDING!?!"
"We WILL See, Watson."
"Trojans."
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
"At The Millennium!!!"
"FOLKS!"
"Randy Crete Was One Of My Best Friends In Grade And High School..."
"He Lived In NEPCO Court With MY Family, Before MY Dad Designed And Built Our House."
"Randy Is The One Who Turned Me On To Iron Butterfly When I Was In High School In 1968."
"Crete Is A Former Greek Island In The Mediteranean Sea, Which Dates Back To The Minoan Civlization, The Minotaur, A Bull In A Maze, The Civilization Of The Greek Gods And Goddesses, AND...The Trojans."
"Initially It Was Coming To Me That Randy Was Paris Of Troy..."
"BUT."
"Randy Was Trojan, BUT NOT Paris; Instead Formerly Paris' Son And My Brother!!!!"
"Mike Ruppert Looks Just Like Randy Crete."
"Trojan?"
"But, Of Course, Watson."
"Trojans DO NOT LIE."
"The Greeks Lied To The Trojans."
"'They' Said The Trojan Horse Was A Peace Offering..."
"AND THEN SNUCK INTO TROY AND ATTACKED THE INNOCENT TROJANS."
"MAN TO MAN, THE TROJANS HAD LEGITIMATELY WON THE TROJAN WAR."
"THE GREEKS HAD TO SNEAK..."
"Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness."
"Folks."
"AND...THE BUSH C.I.A., Watson???!"
"'Sneaky-Peepers', Holmes!!!?!"
"Do We Citizens WANT THIS In Our Government???"
"AND...LIARS, Holmes."
"COVER-UPS."
"NO COMMENT."
"Falsehood In Government."
"BUSH."
"Folks..."
Here are a couple of E-mails I got from Jeff's Boss:
 Click The Saucer |
Scene side-by-side with the prior one where the following song is played on twelve string guitar and church organ and the boy is now aboard a starship with the same kind of aliens or angels surrounding him and escorting him to meet an 11 year old redheaded girl, she being his and the Universe's personal incarnation of the Virgin Mary. He is told by the aliens or angels that she was born on Saint Patrick's Day and that he is the Universe's incarnation of Saint Patrick and Joseph. Both boy and girl holding hands and a second young man are placed on stone tables or beds surrounded by starship lights and dancing angels or alien light spirits.
The lights are dimmed out on this scene as the dim lights are raised on the young boy standing in the earlier scene in his bedroom at the window. He doesn't remember a thing, goes to his window to see if there are any lights, hears it's loud, loud electromagnetic hum suddenly accelerate and fade out in three seconds heading East over the Wisconsin River from his parent's house, shrugs his shoulders at it's appearance, and goes back to bed. The following morning, the boy is sitting at the breakfast table and asks his family if anyone heard anything peculiar the night before. His mother says that she thought she heard the electric sewage pump in the backyard burning out. The boy says, pointing over his head and over the house, "No I heard it overhead, over the house." " The boy's father says sarcastically, raising his eyebrows, "Maybe it was a flying saucer???!!"
