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"We WILL See WHERE We ARE TAKEN, HERE, At The Millennium..."

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"BUT."

"IN DAYS OF YORE..."

"We HAD TO TAKE OURSELVES!!!!!"

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"OUT OF WHATEVER DILEMMA WE WERE DEALT!"

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"AND...We WON!!!!"

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"King And Queen Of Rivendell!!!!"

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"Our Former Daughter Plays Arwen In The Movie..."

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"NOT BAD."

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"Folks!"

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"BUT."

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"We NEED Changes, HERE."

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"At The Millennium!!!!"

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"RUN WITH ME!"

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"Good Folks Out There!!!!!!"

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"I ABSOLUTELY Loved IT, When Gandalf Lit UP His Pipe With Bilbo Baggins!!!!!!"

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"Classic!"

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"Folks..."

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"I Do Not Know What A Buzzard With A Hair-Net IS..."

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"BUT."

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"Judge Judy IS ONE."

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"Oprah RUNS A CLOSE NUMBER TWO."

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"And Rosie RUNS A CLOSE NUMBER THREE."

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"Folks!!?!!!?!"

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"For THE MOTHER GODDESS..."

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"I Do Not Know WHAT The EXTENT Of 'My Lit-tle Se-cret' GOES..."

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"BUT."

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"THE LORD IS WATCHING."

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"AND."

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"There ARE Plenty OF Clean Fiends OUT THERE!!!&&&$$$$$"

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"At...The...Millennnnnium."

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"I LIKED RIVENDELL MYSELF."

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"THE LAND OF THE TRULY FREE!!!!!!!!!"

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"FOLKS!"

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"The EVIL ORCS Reminded Me Of Arnold Schwartzeneger IN HIS NEW AMERICON NAZI MILITARY FILM."

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"NOT SO CLEAN FIEND."

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"I SAW THE BLACK COP-BARTENDER WHO WAS TENDING BAR AT BOYFRIEND'S PLACE AND STALKING ME, THERE, GOING TO THE SCHWARTZENEGER FILM."

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"Formerly...In A Past Life, Schwartzenger Was Actually The Norse God Thor."

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"IT IS FUNNY WHAT TYPE OF GUY IS MADE A GOD BY THE POPULACE."

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"CHRIST WANTED CHANGES."

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"I LIKED RIVENDELL AND GANDALF."

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"BETTER BEINGS."

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"MORE STABLE, STRONG, AND LESS VIOLENT AND UNSTABLE."

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"ON TO RIVENDELL!!!!"

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FOLKS!

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"YOU ALL May Wonder Exactly WHAT Brought ON The Great Biblical Flood..."

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"WELL."

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"J.R.R. Tolkien Was An Extremely Creative Writer."

"Tolkien Could Utilize His Third Eye OR Pineal Gland, Like I DO, And See The Affairs Of His Past Life As Gandalf From Before The Biblical Flood!!!!!"

"Tolkien's Books Are A Trip Back Into The World Of Feé OR Fairie From Before The Biblical Flood."

"We LIVED DURING THOSE TIMES AS RIVENDELLIANS In Scandinavia!!!!"

"He Wanted To Emphasize The Evil Of The Norse Orcs By Illustrating 'Them' As Tortured Former Elves, When Actually 'They' Were ONLY Evil Norse Beings, Tall, Dark-Haired, With Round-Flat Noses, Like Dan Rather, OR Trent Lott."

"The Initial Evil One Of The Norse, Was Fred Thompson, Who Was Morgoth, The Ogre."

"Fred Thompson WAS, A United States' Senator IN 1996."

"He Worked For Clinton, Who Worked For BUSH."

"Morgoth Had Other Sons, One Of 'Them' Sauron."

"BUSH, SR., The Grinch WAS GENETICALLY FORMULATED BY BREEDING IRISH ELVES WITH ORCS LIKE DAN RATHER AND TRENT LOTT."

How Does A Young Grinch Smile????

"THESE WERE ALL RACIAL CLASSIFICATIONS OF THE EUROPEAN WHITES BEFORE THE BIBLICAL FLOOD."

"BUSH, SR. WORKED FOR SAURON."

"'These' Evil Leaders Had Developed Or Generated A Lucrative Economy, Ruled By Ogres AND Orcs."

"America, At The Millennium, IS QUITE SIMILAR."

"Ogres AND Orcs WERE AUTHORITY FIGURES..."

"AND WERE Anti-Rivendell BEINGS."

"'They' Developed A WAR-BASED ECONOMY, SUPPORTED BY THE GREEDY, THE VIOLENT, AND THE CRIMINAL ELEMENTS; WHERE AS WE RIVENDELLIANS DEVELOPED A PEACEFUL, PLACID ECONOMY SUPPORTED BY THE GOOD BEINGS: HUMANS AND HOBBITS, AND OTHERS ATTRACTED TO PEACE!!!!"

"THE EVIL OGRES AND ORCS HID 'THEIR' ILL INTENT AND INTRUSIVE, SPYING, LYING, GOVERNMENT OPERATIONS AGAINST THE RIVENDELLIANS UNDER A CLOAK OF SECURITY, AS THE UNITED STATES' GOVERNMENT DOES..."

"'THEY' SPIED ON US, ATTACKED US, SET US UP, AND LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING TO THROW A NEGATIVE LIGHT ON OUR DOINGS."

"WHICH WERE BASICALLY 'MIND-OUR-OWN BUSINESS' AFFAIRS WITHIN AN AGRARIAN ECONOMY, FREE OF THE MILITARY."

"WE USED MAGIC, FIGHTING ONLY WHEN PUSHED."

"BELIEVE ME, I KNOW WHAT A DELUDED SOCIETY, MANIPULATED BY THE FEW IS REALLY ALL ABOUT."

"AND AMERICA IS THIS."

"MEDIA MANIPULATORS."

"EVIL ONES."

"'THEY' USE THINGS; LIKE WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND CLEANLINESS TO HIDE 'THEIR' ATTACK ON RIVENDELLIAN FLOWER-CHILDREN."

"'THEY' ARE EVIL-FRIGID FEMALES..."

"'THESE' ARE NOT MEN."

"OR."

"WOMEN."

"AND...'THEY' REALLY DO NOT LIKE CHILDREN."

"OR."

"FAMILIES."

"AND 'THEY' CLOAK 'THEIR' TRUE INTENT."

"VIS PROPAGANDA."

"Good FOLKS!"

"RUN."

"RUN!!!!!"

"I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW..."

"Sauron's WAR-BASED Economy EVENTUALLY TOOK TOO MUCH OFF THE TOP OUT OF GREED, AND DESTROYED ITSELF BEFORE THE FLOOD WATERS CAME."

"Frodo, Jeanine's And My Grandson Through Mae West's Son With The Norse King, My Present Grandfather, Ferris Thompson, On My Mother's Side, And Nina Rönson, Our Germanic/Teutonic/Danään Daughter, Is ONLY A Parallel Story About Sauron's Elfin Ring Of Power."

"The Part Norwegian, Part Swede Son Of My Norwegian Grandfather Was To Be The Future Jewish Biblical Prophet Of DOOM; Elijah."

"BUT."

"He And His Son Frodo Were On Our SIDE."

"My Grandfather ALSO, With My Norwegian Grandmother, Anita West, Distant Relative To Mae West, Gave Birth To The Ogre; MORGOTH."

"THE FORMER MORGOTH IS SENATOR FRED THOMPSON IN THE UNITED STATES."

"HE In Turn Gave Birth To SAURON."

"THE REAL REASON FOR SAURON'S END OF POWER WAS HIS WAR-BASED PROPAGANDISTIC POCKET-PILFERING, FARMER-BLEEDING ECONOMY, WHICH BASICALLY DESTROYED ITSELF."

"WATCH OUT."

"RUN..."

"AGAINST 'THESE' GUYS."

"BAD NEWS."

"IF WE DO NOT."

"FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!"

"BUSH, JR."

"AS A SON."

"JEANINE AND I SENT TO HOLLAND..."

"HE BECAME SEMI-INVOLVED WITH SAURON, ETC."

"BUT."

"WHEN SAURON FELL, HE ONLY HAD US FOR ECONOMIC SUPPORT!!!!!"

"WE RIVENDELLIANS DID NOT BLEED THE FARMER OR THE LITTLE PEOPLE!!!!!!"

"RUN!"

"TOLKIEN."

"WAS GANDALF."

"TOLKIEN."

"IS A MARVEL!!!!!"

"WE WANT GANDALF BACK!"

"FOLKS!"

"WE WILL BE A MARVEL."

"BUT ONLY IF WE RUN FOR OFFICE!!!!!"

"WE ARE ULTIMATELY EDUCATED!"

"NOT BY THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE."

"BY TRUTH."

"NOT BY KOSHER BALONEY."

"Folks."

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"Earlier...I Told YOU ALL That Jeanine From Just Before The Biblical Flood Was A Germanic Red-Head."

"Rivendell Is Norse Theoretically, Riven Derived From Old Norse Rifa Or Stream."

"I Swear IT, As A Word, IS Germanic From Lower Germanic Rille OR Stream."

"I Believe Riven Is The Past Tense Of Rend."

"TO REND SOMETHING IS TO TEAR IT APART."

"When The German Red-Head, Jeanine, Married Me, A Danään Royal Son With A Blonde-Streak, And The Norse Began 'Their' Weak-Warring Economy, The Germanic Teutons Had The Most Powerful Economy In Europe."

"Gib Dökken And His Queen, Mae West's Danään Economy Was Second With Economic Bases In Holland, Denmark, And Germany."

"Those Two Most Powerful Empires Became Joined When Jeanine And I Married!!!!!"

"From Rivendell, Named By Jeanine And Jeanine's Germanic Father To Put Into Words Her Being Torn Apart From Her Germanic Relatives, And Also To Illustrate The Tearing Apart Of The Empire By The Norse, Who We Were Guarding Against, We Ran Our Peaceful Economy And Watched The Norse."

"The Norse Under MORGOTH Were Trying To Surround Europe, And Had Bases In Poland And Austria, Hence Schwartzeneger Or Thor Being Reborn An Austrian."

"Pope John Paul II. Is An Ogre As Was His Former Father And Mine, King Arthur Of Great Britain."

"From This, Before The Flood Encounter Generated The Odinist Legend Of The Norse Evil One Loki, And His Murder Of The, Favoured By The Gods, Swede, Balder."

"I AM NOT SAYING, HERE, THAT NORSE ARE EVIL."

"IT FOLLOWED BECAUSE IT BEGAN THERE HISTORICALLY..."

"IGNORANCE AND GREED WORK AGAINST THE ECONOMY, AGAINST THE PEOPLE, AND ARE EVIL NO MATTER WHO HAS 'THEM'."

"THE PRESENT WORLD ECONOMY IS EVIL."

"CHANGE IT."

"FOLKS!"

"RUN."

"SO, NOW YOU'D BETTER STOP!"

"OR REAP 'YOUR' OWN GOOD RUIN."

"FOR PEACE AND TRUST CAN WIN THE DAY DESPITE ALL 'YOUR' LOSIN'!!&&&$$$???###!!!#!"

"FOLKS!"

"IT. Is THE OLD WAR-BASED, TAX-BASED NORWEGIAN ECONOMY OF MORGOTH, THE EVIL."

"RUN!"

"ADOLPH HITLER WAS A NORWEGIAN REBORN IN AUSTRIA, ALSO."

"GEORGE BUSH, JR. WAS THE SON I HAD WE SENT TO HOLLAND, WHO TURNED AGAINST US AND JOINED SAURON."

"FOLKS!"

"IN LEAGUE WITH MUSSOLINI."

"BUSH."

"RUN."

"GET 'THESE' GARBAGE MEN OUT!&&$$???##!"

"STOP THE WAR-BASED ECONOMY!!!!"

"RUN!"

"FOLKS!"

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"I WAS JUST GOING TO SCAN BENITO MUSSOLINI'S PHOTO BECAUSE HE WAS PAUL THOMPSON'S SON SAURON AND BUSH WAS IN HIS WAR-BASED ECONOMY JUST BEFORE THE BIBLICAL FLOOD."

"BUT!!&&###!"

"SHE JUST ATTACKED AND TOTALLY DISABLED MY COMPUTER!!###!!##!!###!###"

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"I HAVE THE WARRANTY FOR ONLY FIVE MORE DAYS, AND I HAVE NO MONEY."

"I CALLED DAVE, MY BROTHER, FOR A $30.00 LOAN UNTIL NEXT MONTH."

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"FOLKS."

"IT IS A BITCH."

"AND IT EVIDENTLY IS IN A BAD SNIT."

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"CUT IT OUT, BITCH!!&&###!!!"

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"FOLKS."

"RUN."

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"Benito Mussolini Was Factually A LARGE TWAT OGRE."

"BUSH...IS A GARGOYLE."

"BUSH, SR. IS A GRINCH."

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"RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"MY COMPUTER POWER SUPPLY WAS ATTACKED, YESTERDAY, VALENTINE'S DAY."

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"RUN!"

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"THIS FILE WAS, ALSO, TAKEN OFF MY SERVER LAST NIGHT!!&&&###!!!###"

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"'THEY' HAVE CONTROL OVER THE WORLD-WIDE-WEB."

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"BUSH IS THE EVIL ONE, HIMSELF."

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"RUN!"

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"ENRON???"

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"RUN!"

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"BEAT 'THESE' GUYS!!!!!"

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"AT THE POLLS!"

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"Folks!"

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HERE Is The First Nice Gentlemanly E-Mail I Have Gotten In 21,500 Hits Theoretically And Three Years????"

From: "-kury -" (Add to address book)

Date: 2002/02/13 Wed PM 03:58:15 CST

To: rstolley@chorus.net

Subject: bus rides with Satan

dear richard, i enjoyed your webpage. how do you feel about the hindu faith? how about Yoga philosophy?did you know that jesus with the 14th incarnate of lord vishnu? who is jeanine? Have you ever had the suspicion that George Bush Sr. is a grinch, and Jr. is a goblin? how do you feel about marijuana smoking? tell me more about yourself. I'm 21 and from Rochester New York, and belive that aliens are among us and was told that i was an alien by an acupunturist.i hope this email gets to you..i look forward to your responce. -shiromani

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"Curious, Huh."

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"IT IS NICE TO KNOW AT LEAST THERE ARE STILL A FEW GENTLEMEN OUT THERE..."

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"Who Is Shiromani???!"

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"I...AM NOT SATAN."

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"I...As A Being...AM A Buck Deer."

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"The Gargoyle IS SATAN!"

How Does A Young Gargoyle Smile????!

"Gargoyle From Before The Biblical Flood In Feé..."

"ONE Of Sauron's MEN."

"'These' ARE NOT MEN."

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"VOTE 'THEM' OUT!"

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"RUN!"

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"FOLKS!"

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"I SAVED MY BACKUP COMPUTER BY SHUTTING OFF THE POWER, JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME."

"Molly Hatchet; Flirtin' With Disaster."

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"WE CHOOSE OUR DES-TI-NY!!!!!"

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"ADOLPH HITLER, KISSINGER, CHENEY, BUSH, SR., BUSH, JR., TOMMY THOMPSON, FRED THOMPSON, AND ARIEL SHARON WERE ALL IN IT TOGETHER WITH SAURON OR MUSSOLINI BEFORE THE GREAT BIBLICAL FLOOD."

"STATES' RIGHTS????"

"THANKS TO THE REPUBLICONS AND TOMMY THOMPSON, WISCONSIN IS, NOW, OWNED BY THE BUSH BANKS!!!&&&###!"

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"'THEY' RAN A WAR-BASED, INTIMIDATION-BASED, NAZI ECONOMY AND GOVERNMENT."

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"HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF."

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"THIS TIME, 'THEY' WERE SEPARATED, BY BIRTH, INTO TWO GROUPS."

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"THE MUSSOLINI GROUP."

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"AND...THE BUSH GROUP."

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"The Catholic Pope IS IN CAHOOTS WITH BOTH GROUPS."

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"'THESE' ARE NOT MEN."

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"'THESE' ARE DEVILS..."

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"Benito Mussolini Was Factually A LARGE TWAT OGRE."

"BUSH...IS A GARGOYLE."

"BUSH, SR. IS A GRINCH."

"POPE JOHN PAUL II. IS AN OGRE."

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"'They' Are ALL Getting 'Their' Brains Sucked Out By The Incorporeal FEMALE!!!&&&$$##!!"

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"AND I WANTED Bride & Groom."

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"INSTEAD OF THIS."

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"EVIL."

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"WE...ARE FLIRTING WITH DISASTER, HERE."

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"AT THE MILLENNIUM."

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"RUN!"

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"VOTE 'THEM' OUT!!&&&###!!!"

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"RUN WITH ME."

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"RUN!"

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"FOLKS!"

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"MORE BALONEY."

"Jeff Rense AND Yahoo HAVE THE ARCHIVES SHUT DOWN!!!####!"

"'THEY' HAVE A BLOCKING CODE ON THE SERVER!!!&&&###$$$"

"SAURON'S OWN."

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"OR...IS IT. THE INCORPOREAL BIR-DIE TURD GIRL UPSTAIRS????!"

"AND...'HER' ROBOTOIDS."

"GIRLIE-GIRL GAME..."

"ISN'T IT."

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"AT THE MILLENNIUM OF MANKIND???"

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"FOLKS?!?!!!!"

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"WHAT??? IS A ROBOTIC VACUUM???!"

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"FOLKS!"

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"HEART OF DARKNESS."

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"FOLKS!"

"IT. IS ALL OVER."

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"WHERE, OH, WHERE DID OUR GOOD MALE GOD GO????!"

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"FOLKS!"

"I...AM HERE!"

"AND...HERE WE ARE. AT DER REICHSTAG."

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"At The Millennium."

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"RIGHT WHERE WE WERE BACK IN WORLD WAR II."

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"FOLKS!"

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"FINÉ!"

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"AND...I SHOULD HAVE THE WELSH TWELVE-STRING GUITAR RECORDING,

Gwydion's Song

UP FOR YOU ALL, NEXT WEEK!"

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"FOLKS! RUN!"

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"Your Credit Card Bill Will Show A Charge Of $3.00 By CLICKBANK / KEYNETICS For Gwydion's Song."

"This Is An MP3 File In MP3 Format And Will Need An MP3 Player You Can Download HERE..."

"Folks!!!!"

"Authentic Welsh Twelve-String Guitar!!!!"

"FOLKS!!!!"

"Maybe I Will Make A Little Money THIS TIME..."

"I, NOW, Have The First Recording UP!"

"Enjoy!!!!!!"

"WRONG!!&&&###!!!"

"I SENT CLICK BANK THE $49.95 TO ACTIVATE MY ACCOUNT FOR $50.00 OVER A WEEK AGO TODAY, WEDNESDAY, AND 'THEY' STILL HAVE NOT ACTIVATED MY BUTTON..."

"HUH?!"

"PROBLEMS WITH THE BUSH BANKS."

"BUT."

"LAST NIGHT, DICK CHENEY, THE VICE PRESIDENT, FORMERLY WITH BUSH, SR., BACK IN 1976, WHEN THE REPUBLICON PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER INSTALLED BUSH AS C.I.A. CHIEF, WAS ON JAY LENO..."

"THIS."

"RIGHT AFTER THE GODDESS LET 'THEIR' SECRET INTERNET COMPUTER POWER SUPPLY ATTACK PROGRAM DISABLE MY MAIN COMPUTER'S POWER SUPPLY THROUGH THE TOUTED FREE WORLD-WIDE-WEB."

"NAZIS."

"FORMERLY UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF MUSSOLINI OR SAURON."

"A LITTLE LATE, AREN'T 'THEY', WATSON????!"

"SO."

"I AM NOT AN APPROVED HUMAN BEING, YET."

"AND..."

"YOU ARE NOT APPROVED HUMAN BEINGS, YET, EITHER!!!!!"

"SATAN'S APPROVAL IS NEEDED IN AMERICA."

"At The Millennium."

"folks..."

"DO YOU REMEMBER SEEING THE COMPUTERIZED IMAGE OF LORNE GREENE OR BEN CARTWRIGHT ON T.V. SELLING MILLER GENUINE DRAFT BEER????"

"NOW."

"'THEY' ARE FABRICATING PHONY ARAB TERRORIST VIDEOS WHERE THE GUILTY IMAGES OF THE ARABS ARE THREATENING SINGAPORE AND THE UNITED STATES IN ENGLISH????!"

"GHASTLY GOVERNMENT, WATSON!!!&&&$$$$$###$$$!"

"We WILL See If Click Bank Activates My Button For Gwydion's Song????"

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"IT HAS BEEN A WEEK AND A DAY SINCE I MAILED CLICK BANK THE $49.95 ACTIVATION FEE AND WROTE ACTIVATE: crappo."

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"IT HAS TAKEN THE BANKS UTTERLY TOO LONG."

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"TOMORROW AND TOMORROW."

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"Folks..."

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"BUSH Met Today With Jianxg, CHINA'S PRESIDENT."

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"I Know What A PUPPET IS."

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"Folks???!"

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"The United States Is, NOW, Policing The People Of The Philippines, In A Nazi-Gestapo MILITARY POLICE ACTION."

"'THEY' CALL IT ENDURING FREEDOM."

"War IS Peace."

"DER MILITARY GESTAPO POLICE IS FREEDOM."

"Nazism IS Freedom."

"BIG BROTHER."

1984

"READ THIS!!!!"

"IT...IS GOVERNMENT AT THE MILLENNIUM."

"IT. IS BUSH."

"IT. IS SATAN."

"BIG BROTHER."

"BUSH."

Big Brother Is Watching...

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"FOLKS!"

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"AIR-STRIKES ARE NOT TERRORISM."

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"BLITZKRIEGS ARE NOT TERRORISM."

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"AND."

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"PRESIDENT BUSH IS NOT A NAZI."

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"?"

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"AND...OF COURSE."

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"BANKS...AND THE INTERNET...ARE FINANCIAL FREEDOM."

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"FOLKS?"

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"LOCK-DOWN IS FREEDOM."

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"ENDURING FREEDOM."

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"IS ENDURING LOCK-UP."

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"SHACKLES ARE FREEDOM."

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"FOLKS?"

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"Street-Pimpin'..."

"Blitzkriegin'..."

"And Heroin-Shootin'."

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"BUSH."

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"The American WAY."

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"At The Olympics..."

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"Romeo And His Former Blonde Rivendellian Sister, From The Soviet Union, Won The Gold In Figure Skating."

"Juliet And Her Former Blonde Rivendellian Brother, From Canada, Won Silver, But Later Shared The Gold In Figure Skating."

"Their Performance Was To The Theme From Romeo And Juliet By Henry Mancini."

"The Blondes Were Formerly Husband And Wife As Rivendellians And Had The Blonde Olympic Figure Skating Competitors In Other Events For Sons And Daughters."

"The Formerly Swedish Blonde Canadian Male Proposed Marriage To Juliet And She Accepted."

"Just Like Oleo And Margarine."

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"The Former Rivendellian Wife Of The Actor Who Played Gandalf In The Movie Lord Of The Rings, Ian McKellam, Won Gold In Women's Figure Skating."

"Her Former Rivendellian Aunt, Jeanine's And My Daughter, Irene Slutskaya, Took Silver."

"Michelle Kwan, The Former Daughter Of Jianxg, The President Of China, Won Bronze."

"Sasha Cohen, My Former Jewish Biblical Sister, Tamara, When I Was Absolom's Son Amnon, Came In Fourth, But Was The Only One Who Had The Triple Lutz Nailed To Perfection!!!!"

"I Could Not Help Noticing That The Other Three Women's Skates Grabbed The Ice And Made Them Stumble."

"Incorporeal Intervention????"

"Sarah Hughes WAS A Former SORCERESS."

"J.R.R. Tolkien Was Gandalf, But Ian McKellam Was The Taller Sorceror For We Human Rivendellians."

"Sarah Hughes Was His Sorceress Wife, And The Former Daughter Of Boyfriend And Mariah Carey."

"She, Too, Has A Black Father!!!!!!"

"Just Like Her Former Mother Mariah Carey!!!!!"

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"Derek Parah Won Gold In Men's Speed-Skating."

"He Was Formerly A Percy."

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"The Champion Olympic Speed Skating Female Witty Was Formerly The Drummer For IF, Dennis Elliot's Woman And The Daughter Of Ginger Baker, The Drummer For Eric Clapton's Cream, And Jeanine's And My Percian Grandaughter."

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"FOLKS!"

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"Did You ALL See Those Rotating Hips At The Olympics????"

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"Vee Ist Only Heah For Propaganda Purposes!!!!!?"

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"NBC...Nazi Broadcasting Company."

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"Folks!"

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"As Far As The BANKS..."

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"AND...Gwydion's Song."

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"It Has Already Been 10 Days."

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"TOMORROW AND TOMORROW..."

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"MAYBE NEXT WEEK!!!!?"

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"FOLKS!?!"

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"I Sent Click Bank Another E-Mail Today, February 25th, 2002:"

"I Mailed The Activation Fee On Wednesday 13th Of February..."

"Could You Check And Find Out If Click Bank Has Received The Activation Fee."

"You Should Have Received IT In The Mail Last Week!!!!"

Richard S. Tolley

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"We ARE BEGINNING TO See, Watson..."

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"Heaven...OR...HELL???"

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"IT IS We WHO MAKE THE DECISION!!!!"

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"FOLKS!"

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"WHERE, OH, WHERE ARE THE CONSTITUTIONAL PROTECTIONS???!?"

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"IN America..."

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"AT THE MILLENNIUM..."

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"YOU HAVE RIGHTS."

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"BUT."

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"YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXERCISE THOSE RIGHTS."

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"THANKS!??"

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"TO BUSH."

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"CLINTON."

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"GORE."

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"CHENEY."

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"AND, NOW."

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"EVEN HILLARY HAS DECLARED WAR ON YASAR ARAFAT."

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"WILL SHE SMELL ALONE???!"

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"DIRTY LIT-TLE GIRLS."

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"WITH 'THEIR' TWATS HANGING OUT."

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"AT THE MILLENNIUM."

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"FOLKS."

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"WHY ARE We GOOD FOLKS AFRAID OF ARAB MEN AND AL QAEDA???!"

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"I AM NOT A DIR-TY-LIT-TLE GIRL."

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"JEANINE IS NOT A DIR-TY-LIT-TLE GIRL."

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"IS OUR HOLY FATHER OR HOLY MOTHER???!"

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"OR IS IT A SLIME-BAG GOD."

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"AND A SLIME-BAG UNIVERSE..."

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"We WILL See, Watson!!!!!"

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"Gwydion's Song IS, NOW, UP!!!!!!!!"

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"Check IT Out!"

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