"ALL I Really Know IS."

"UNFORTUNATELY."

"IT...IS A RAPIST."

"BECAUSE...IT CAN'T HAVE ANY."

"IT...HAS ALREADY RUINED Bride & Groom."

"AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE HOPE OR FAITH THAT IT. HAS GOOD INTENT????"

"SHAME ON JEHOVAH'S RAPIST."

"AND...SHAME ON IT'S GOD-WOMAN."

"I WAS BORN A CORN-BALL."

"SO I WILL BELIEVE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IS GOOD."

"BUT...AT THE MILLENNIUM...We HAVE A DIRTY LIT-TLE GIRL AND A BAD LIT-TLE BOY UPSTAIRS."

"FOLKS."

"IT KEEPS INSISTING IT IS BAD."

"I HEAR IT'S BAD LIT-TLE VOICE."

"THIS...IS NOT GOD."

"THIS...LIT-TLE TINKER-BELL VOICE IS NOT A GODDESS."

"DING-A-LINGS."

"DIRTY DING-A-LINGS."

"IN ABSOLUTE CONTROL OF Our LIVES, HAPPINESS AND WELL-BEING."

"I HAVE WITNESSED 'THEM'."

"FACT."

"IRRESPONSIBLE BEINGS."

"FOR THE MOST PART 'THEY' ARE SILENT..."

"BUT...IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE."

"I THINK 'THEY'."

"SHOULD CONFESS."

"TO ALL OF Us."

"OTHERWISE 'THEIR' BAD INTENT WILL GO ON."

"AND...'THEIR' BAD INTENT ROBOTOIDS."

"WORSE."

"THAN WORLD WAR II."

"AND."

"MOST AMERICANS ARE SPOILED MORONS."

"AT THE MILLENNIUM."

"BRYANT GUMBEL."

"MORON."

"CBS NEWS EDITOR."

"MORON."

"BAD INTENT CHILDISH ROBOTOIDS."

"Folks..."

"JUST HOW UTTERLY STUPID ARE YOU, LORD?"

"AND...LADY."

"At The Millennium."

"I Don't Think 'They' Want 'Their' Children To Enjoy Mother Nature."

"ANTI-BEING BEINGS."

"YOU WANT IT."

"YOU GOT IT."

"UTTERLY...ABSOLUTELY."

"NO CHARACTER."

"AT ALL."

"IN 'THEM'."

"Bride & Groom, HUH?!"

"I AM WAITING FOR 'THEM' TO GET EVEN MORE ABYSSMALLY STUPID."

"DO YOU WISH TO THREAT-EN Us???!?"

"Obviously..."

"Watson."

"I Just Can't Figure Out Whether IT Is A Ding-Bat Female Or A Ding-Bat Male."

"WHAT...A FOOOOOOLLLLLL."

"WATSON!"

"AND THE SPOILED LIT-TLE GIRL AMERICON LIFE WILL GO ON WITHOUT Us, HOLMES."

"AND 'THEY' HOLD Us PRISONER, HERE."

"AND HAVE EFFECTIVELY RAPED Us."

"'THEIR' CHILDREN."

"'YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DANGEROUS SATANIC CREEP, GIRL..."

"AND YOU...SHOULD'VE BEEN THE CREATOR."

"AND A Fairy God Mother."

"BUT...THIS???????"

"Folks."

"BAD GIRL."

"YER JUST WAAAYYY TOOOO 'FUCKT-IN-DA-HEAD; BABY."

"Ta Be GOD."

"YOU...DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SMELLLLL YER OWN STINK."

"BABY."

"If Jeanine IS REALLY HERE IN-THE-SPIRIT..."

"SHE...HAS TO SMELL YOUR STINK..."

"HOW LOONNNNGGGGG."

"WITCH."

"YOU...ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE."

"I CAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY...HALF."

"BUT-I-DON'T-HAVE TO."

"THE RESPONSIBILITY."

"IS ALLLLLLLL YOOUURRSSS, BABY."

"EVERY BUG."

"EVERY MICROBE."

"WHY???!*&&$$##!"

"POSTULATE A MALE GOD?"

"AND A BAD...MALE GOD."

"SATAN."

"AND A SWEET IN-NO-CENT VIRGIN MARY."

"SOUNDS LIKE A 'GIRLIE-GIRL'S' BAD DREAM."

"GROW UP, GIRL."

"LET Us UP."

"So We Can Enjoy The Cornucopoeia Of Plenty..."

"WITHOUT BEING REDUCED INTO SPOILT LIT-TLE DEVILS."

"GROW UP."

"ALL OF You!!!!!!!"

"What WERE You Looking For Out There With Barâ-t???"

"CANDY?!"

"Candy On The Internet."

"HOW REAL ARE We????!"

"IN America Today."

"we Want To Bomb Foreign Countries????!"

"Without Casualties?"

"THIS...IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT SELLS."

"CANDY."

"FOR THE KIDS..."

"BARÂ-T."

"Opera..."

"At IT's BEST!!!!!!!"

"BUT...WHAT DO We HAVE, HERE????!"

"A COUPL'A CREEPY FEMALES?"

"GROW UP...GOD!**&&###!!"

"DO I...HAVE TO WIPE YOUR ASS FOR YOU????!?!"

"DO I...HAVE TO WIPE YOUR ROBOTIC ASS FOR YOU???????!*&&$$$##!!"

"CREEP."

"Folks."

"I, FINALLY, NOW, CAN See IT, Watson!!!!!?"

"THE ENTIRE WORLD LEADERSHIP IS UNDER THE ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY AND MISGUIDANCE OF A BRAIN-SUCKING FEMALE."

"DICK CHENEY HAD ORDERS TO INVITE THE JAPANESE HEAD OF AIRLINE SECURITY TO THE PENTAGON THE ABSOLUTE MORNING OF THE TRADE TOWER AND PENTAGON ATTACKS."

"CHENEY HAD ORDERS FROM BUSH, SR., JR., AND KISSINGER."

"TONY BLAIR, UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF BUSH, SR. SINCE THE GULF WAR, HAD SET UP THE ATTACKS WITH THE BRITISH-CANADIAN SECRET SERVICE."

"'These' ARE NOT MEN!!&&##$$!"

"'THEY' HAVE HAD 'THEIR' BRAINS SUCKED OUT BY THE GOD."

"WHO IS REALLY, ACTUALLY, FACTUALLY, A BRAIN-SUCKING FEMALE."

"IN THE BIBLICAL BOOK OF REVELATIONS SHE CALLS HER-SEFF MOTHER OF HARLOTS, AND JUST LOOK AT WHAT I GET."

"THE FEMALE PIMP."

"THERE IS NO MALE GOD BUT I."

"THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS BEING MISGUIDED ROBOTICALLY BY THIS BRAIN-SUCKING FEMALE."

"SUDDENLY."

"SIRENS."

"SIRENS ARE BRAIN-SUCKING FEMALES."

"POLICE?"

"BEAT ME TO DEATH."

"BABY!!!?"

"YOU BETTER GIT YER SHIT TOGETHER!!!&&&$$$###!???!"

"BEFORE YA' FUCK THINGS UP FOR YER CHILDREN..."

"BAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYY..."

"BRAIN-SUCKING FEMALE, HUH????!?"

"GROW UP...BABY!!!!!"

"COMPUTER-SUCKING FEMALE."

"RIGHT?"

"RIGHT YOU ARE MY BRIGHT SHINING STAR."

"ALL I Can DO Is Watch, Watson."

"AS SHE SUCKS OUT YOUR HIT COUNT."

"AS SHE DINKS OUT THE LIGHTS OF THE KNOWLEDGEABLE CHILDREN WITH BARÂ-T."

"AND PRETENDS TO WANT TO SAVE Jeanine."

"BY THEORETICALLY PRESENTING HER HERE."

"WHILE ROBOTING AND MARRYING Jeanine's BODY IN ANOTHER STATE WITH ANOTHER GUY."

"AND SUCKING OUT THE BRAINS OF THE WORLD'S LEADERS."

"AND RAPING IRAQ, YUGOSLAVIA, AND AFGHANISTAN."

"WHILE I WAIT FOR SALVATION, WATSON????!&&##!"

"REEAAALLYYY FUUUCCKKEEDD UUUUPPPPP FFEEEMMMAALLLEEE, HOLMES."

"WELL..."

"NOW."

"A SHALLOW SUBJECT, WATSON."

"SHE MUST BE THE SHALLOWEST CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE."

"DO NOT LET HER SUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT, PEOPLE!!!!?!"

"YOU KNOW, WATSON..."

"I HAD HOPE WITH SATAN."

"HE...WAS A MALE."

"BUT A WICKED FEMALE GOD????!"

"We WILL See..."

"Folks."

"How Unfortunate, At The Millennium..."

"I Think A TOTAL Confession Would BE In Absolute Good Taste For ALL Concerned."

"Including The Evil-Doers."

"SHE JUST SUCKED OUT MY COMPUTER AGAIN SO THIS FILE WOULD NOT COPY TO MY SERVER."

"HEY!!!!!"

"MAYBE SHE WON'T CONFESS..."

"'THEY' MURDERED OVER 3,000 Americans!!!&&&$$$##!"

"AND THE PRESS CONTINUES TO COVER IT..."

"UP."

"Folks..."

"Mother Of Harlots, HUH???!?"

"AND Yer THE GOD?."

"I THINK YOU ARE JUST A Jeanine MOLESTER AND KILLER."

"WHAT DO YOU THINK, FOLKS?????!?!"

"Imagine THAT, Watson..."

"Robotic Female Lying Cock-Suckers."

"At The Millennium."

"And 'They' Govern, Police, And Teach Us And Our Children..."

"Folks."

"And, Then, There Are The Rest Of Us..."

"Are We To Be 'Their' Victims????!"

"The President's Victims."

"What A Millennium, Holmes!!!!!?"

"Childish Children, Watson..."

"Make Poor Human Beings."

"Make Poor Governors."

"Make Poor Presidents."

"Make Poor Citizens."

"They Make Poor Anything, Holmes."

"They Make Poor GODS, Watson..."

"Have I Forgotten To Tell You About Jeanine's Lease At Dayton Square Apartments????"

"Jeanine's Lease Began In August And Ended July 31st..."

"So."

"SHE Had To Renew HER Lease For Another Year In August Of 1995 Until August Of 1996."

"So."

"Her Body Testified In Court, In Ohio, In 2000, That Her Body Moved To Ohio In January Of 1996."

"Wrong."

"HER Lease Did Not Expire Until July Of 1996."

"The Private Investigator I Hired To Find HER Found Her Body Living On Pinckney Street, A Block Away From Where I Lived, In 1996."

"SO!"

"IN-THE-SPIRIT, HER Hand Went UP And Pointed To HER Smashing Pumpkins House On Pinckney."

"BUT."

"If SHE Crashed Into Me, Like I, NOW, BELIEVE."

"SHE Never Got To Live Inside."

"We WILL Go Over Someday Soon And Find Out If HER Smashing Pumpkins House Was Available In August Of 1996..."

"Folks."

"You Know, Watson, The Holy Bible Calls Satan 'The Adversary'..."

"Anyone Who Has Gotten This Far With Barâ-t Knows What 'The Adversary' Has Been For Me..."

"AND CHRIST!!!!**&&###!!!!!"

"IF."

"Christ Is Factually HERE IN-THE-SPIRIT!!!!"

"AND We ARE COMING TO Jeanine's TRUTH."

"Folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"As Far As Global Warming..."

"IT Is The End Of January."

"Four Times The Temperature Dipped Below 10 Degrees."

"Tonight January 20th, 2002, The Temperature Is 29 Degrees, A Bit Below Freezing..."

"Most Days IT Has Gotten Over 32 Degrees Or Gotten Over Freezing."

"Special Year?"

"."

"I Want To See You Physically And Materially In My Dimension, Jeanine!!!!!"

"No Question About IT."

"You See Me Waiting...Oh So Lonely????"

"I..."

"AM Always Lonely, Jeanine."

"That Is Why I Communicate In Barâ-t..."

"I Do Not Feel Anyone Else Is Truly Conscious."

"'They' Are TOO ABUSIVE And Incognizant Of What 'They' DO."

"I Want A Cognizant, Loving, Gentle Female Like Me!!!!!"

"I Can See, IN-THE-SPIRIT, I Have This In You, Jeanine!!!!!"

"NOW."

"I TRACE BACK AND FIND OUT THE TRUTH."

"Jeanine's TRUTH."

"FOLKS!!!!!!!!"

"I Feel Like Doctor Frankenstein..."

"A Very Peculiar Bride & Groom..."

"I AM Absolutely Certain That The Aliens Or Angels Or Aphids Know About These Types Of Things."

"Folks."

"The Ark Of The Covenant:"

"IS Us."

Books Music Enter keywords...


Buy Books or CDs...

"Martin Does Not Believe In Muhammad..."

"I DO!!!!!!"

"Folks."

"Here...IS CHRIST'S ASTROLOGY CHART!!!!!!"

"FINALLY."

"I..."

"WAS RIGHT!!!!"

"AND...Jeanine HAS A SUN/OPPOSITION/PLUTO IN EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE...BESIDES...ALSO...HAVING A SATURN/MARS CONJUNCTION IN TAURUS LIKE CHRIST 1973 YEARS AGO!!!!!"

"I WEIGH IN, ALSO."

"CHRIST'S ASCENDANT ENDS THE UNIVERSE...AND HIS DESCENDANT BEGINS THE UNIVERSE."

"THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA...IN REVERSE."

"MY POINT OF FORTUNE/OPPOSITION/SUN BEGINS THE UNIVERSE...MY SUN ENDS THE UNIVERSE."

"THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA...FORWARDS."

"I..."

"AM THE TETRAGRAMMATON!!!!!!!!"

"CHRIST WAS ACTUALLY DELIVERED, BY MID-WIFE, IN A CAVE IN PETRA, JORDAN."

"THERE WAS TIME-OUT-OF-TIME."

"WHEN JOSEPH LOADED MARY ON THE MULE, SUDDENLY THEY WERE DEMATERIALIZED, AND REMATERIALIZED IN FRONT OF THE INN IN BETHLEHEM!!!!"





When You Turn Back!!!



Is She Really Not The Millennium Girl???



Hi there, here is the interpretation of the astrological chart that you asked for. Also attached is a .GIF graphic file which depicts your chart wheel. Thank you for visiting the Astrolabe WEB site at http://alabe.com This report has been created especially for you. It represents your Unique picture at the time you were born and at the place you were born. If you are unsure of the exact time of day of your birth (or the date or the place), the reading will probably not seem as accurate as it could be in certain places, but other parts will seem to be very appropriate. You will notice at certain places in the reading that contradictory information seems to be given. This is to be expected, because the personality of most people is extremely complex. For example, at times we are quite shy and at other times we are very aggressive, and so forth. You will also notice that, at certain points in the reading, certain patterns may be repeated over and over, especially in a longer more detailed report than this one. This is also to be expected. This simply means that your horoscope has an extremely strong focus on this particular pattern and that you should pay extra close attention to what is said about it. Now, on with your Report!

Name: Jesus Christ March 17 -1 9:30 AM Time Zone is -2.3467 Hrs. Includes daylight time if applicable. Bethlehem, Israel

Rising Sign is in 00 Degrees Gemini Extremely active by nature, you like to get around, meet people and do different things. Very restless, you just can't seem to stay put. You need to be involved in several projects at once in order to keep your mind stimulated. You like to read books and to write letters and to talk -- constantly. Seemingly ageless, you will always appear to be much younger than you really are. Very adaptable and inquisitive, you are always open to new ideas and experiences. A "jack-of-all-trades", you are lively and versatile. Because of the high nervous tension that you always seem to have, athletic activity would be a good way for you to burn off energy. But be careful of a tendency to experience things only superficially -- try to dig in and absorb things at a deeper level.

Sun is in 24 Degrees Pisces Extremely sensitive and emotional, you absorb the emotions of others (whether positive or negative) like a sponge. Emotionally vulnerable, you are easily upset and tend to cry readily. You are at your best when you can structure your environment in such a way that you are surrounded by positive, upbeat people. You are very helpful and understanding of the needs of others. Indeed, at times this can be a disadvantage, because you can be a sucker for anyone who needs help. Shy, dreamy, romantic in nature, you delight in retreating into your private fantasy world. Just be careful that you do not get lost in it! Trust your intuitions -- you may be quite psychic.

Moon is in 14 Degrees Leo You always want to be proud of yourself and will never do anything that will make yourself look bad. You need the respect and admiration of others and enjoy attracting attention to yourself. Everything you do tends to be self-emphasized and self-exaggerated. Very stubborn, willful and independent yourself, be sure to allow others who are close to you the similar right to "be themselves." Your need for love, affection and reassurance, and your tendency toward vanity, allow you to have your head easily turned by flattery. The more insecure you are, the more you tend to be a showoff. You love games and sports as a matter of fact, you would usually rather play than work. Be careful of a tendency to be snobbish and uppity -- it does not become you.

Mercury is in 21 Degrees Pisces Your ideas and thought processes do not come to you in an orderly, logical fashion. Instead, you think with your feelings or with images produced by your rich and fertile imagination. A very subjective person, your dreams and fantasies are very important to you. You trust your intuitions and tend to reject ideas that are based solely on logic. Very impressionable, you are sensitive to the moods and emotional states of those with whom you come into contact.

Venus is in 25 Degrees Aries You are a very affectionate person but you hate to be tied down. You are more than willing to be the aggressor in initiating new relationships. Indeed, once you have set your sights on someone, you tend to pursue him or her ardently and passionately. But you do demand your own way in a relationship. Try to give in to your partner's needs and desires once in a while.

Mars is in 08 Degrees Taurus Careful, slow and thorough about all that you do, at times you are also willful and stubborn when others try to alter your course. You are definitely not a quitter -- you will work long and hard to get what you want. Your possessions are very important to you. One of your continuing problems is that you tend to regard the significant people in your life much the same way as you do your possessions -- you become overly attached and much too jealous. You repress your anger when you get upset and that is not healthy. Try to learn to show your anger immediately in order to avoid painful explosions later.

Jupiter is in 29 Degrees Cancer You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who need a helping hand.

Saturn is in 14 Degrees Taurus Complete freedom of choice makes you ill at ease. You must have a firm, ordered, secure foundation in your life in order to feel comfortable. You do not adapt easily and tend to fear the new and untried. You constantly fear that you do not have enough (love, property, material things, etc.) and this makes you tend toward being selfish, withdrawn and stingy. If you try to surround yourself with supportive people in your environment, you will become more emotionally self-supporting.

Uranus is in 21 Degrees Pisces You, and most of your peers, are extremely idealistic and want to change society by completely reorienting its highest religious goals and aspirations. Just be careful to make sure that your new goal structures are properly grounded in reality so that they have a chance of being accepted by the majority.

Neptune is in 15 Degrees Scorpio You, and your entire generation, are extremely interested in anything deep and mysterious. You will explore and idealize the benefits that can accrue from the study of the occult, healing and psychology. You are willing to experiment with substances like drugs in order to push your understanding of your inner being to the extreme.

Pluto is in 21 Degrees Virgo For your entire generation, this will be a time when profound changes in society's attitude toward work, duty and responsibility will be initiated. Radical changes in attitudes toward personal health and general nutrition will be promulgated and gain wide acceptance and practice.

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The HOLY ONE OF GOD.

YHWH

Allah Akbar

Dorje Buddha

"AT THE MILLENNIUM!!!!!!"

"If You Can't BEAT 'EM..."

"JOIN 'EM!!!!!"

"I."

"AM GOING TO JOIN AL QAEDA."

"I Think It IS TIME!!!!!"

"THEY ARE POPULAR ALL AROUND THE WORLD."

"Folks."

"In North Korea."

"In China."

"In Africa."

"In The Phillipines."

"In Kashmir."

"In India."

"In Pakistan."

"In South America."

"In Europe."

"Even In America."

"Etc., Etc., Etc."

"WHERE IS BUSH POPULAR????!?"

"AL QAEDA WANTS A BETTER GOVERNMENT."

"AL QAEDA STOPPED THE HEROIN TRADE IN AFGHANISTAN."

"A SECOND PARTY????"

"I."

"AM AL QAEDA!!!!!"

"Folks!"

"YOU TOO CAN JOIN..."

"Bin Laden Was Aladdin!!!!!!?!"

"BUSH Was Satan At The Top Of Herod's Temple."

"CHOICES..."

"Evidently...BUSH IS MOVING OUT AROUND THE WORLD MILITARILY AGAINST AL QAEDA."

"JUST LIKE ADOLPH MOVED OUT MILITARILY AGAINST THE JEWS WITH HIS JEWISH PROPAGANDA CHIEF JOSEPH GOEBBELS."

"BUSH????!"

"HAS A LOT OF JEWS IN HIS ADMINISTRATION..."

"MR. BALONEY."

"MR. KOSHER BALONEY."

"JUST LIKE ADOLPH."

"Folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AND...THE BALONEY PEOPLE????!?"

"MAYBE NOT."

"'These' GUYS USED TO SMOKE BIG CIGARS..."

"NOW???"

"'They' ARE ANTI-TOBACCO CUNTS.?"

"MAYBE 'They' ALWAYS WERE CUNTS!!!?!"

"WITH 'Their' TWATS HANGING OUT!"

"KOSHER BALONEY!"

"FOLKS!"

"KOSHER NAZISM."

"THE HORROR."

"BUSH IS A MILITARY MADMAN!!!!**&&&$$$$"

"You Laughed!!##!! You Laughed!!##!! I Heard You Laugh##!!##$$!! AND Then You Left!!"

"And, Now, I'm Ut-ter-ly MAD!"

"They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha! Ha!"

"They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha! Ha!"

"To The Funny Farm; With The Chirping Birds!!!"

"And Flag-Waving Morons; Who Wave Their Flags; And War With Saddam; And Pump The Oil; And Drive Their Cars; That Burn The Gas; That Heats The Globe; That Melts The Snow; That Grows The Palms; That Line The Streets!!!!!????!"

"Of A State That Once Used To Be Wisconsin..."

"January 22nd...Mid-Winter In Wisconsin...47 Degrees Outside."

"NO SNOW..."

"IN WISCONSIN."

"I."

"AM AL QAEDA."

"ALL THE WAY."

"AL QAEDA IS POPULAR WHEREVER THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT POPULAR."

"FOLKS."