"Let US ASSUME THAT MY APARTMENT IS THE POLICE STATION AND 'THEY' WILL NOT CONFESS..."
"United States AND British TROOPS ARE, NOW, BREAKING IN TO IRAQI FAMILY HOMES...."
"THE INVASION OF 'THE IRAQI SNATCHERS'............."
"WITH 'YOUR' 'TAX DOLLARS'."
"AND WHEN 'THEY' FIII-NNNAAALLL-LLLYY STAAARRR-TEEDDD TO BREAK DOOOWWNNN THE DOOOOOORRRRRR!!%^&^%$#####"
"BUT."
"I AM NOT LYING DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND PLAYING REEAAAAALLLL GOOODDDDD POSSUM..."
"I AM STANDING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"LIKE THE FATHER OF LIGHT!!"
"ALLÂH!!!!"
"HERE IS For Jeanie WITH MY NEW Guild © GUITAR!!!!"
"Nice..."
"My First Attempt At A Recording In My Apartment ON My Joan Osborne; {What If GOD Was} One Of Us Professional Backup Twelve-String Guitar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"The Incorporeal Was Only Nipping At My Fingers A Tiny Lit-tle Bit!!"
"Ariel Sharon Just Declared That He Will 'TERRORIZE' 'TERRORISTS'."
"He Always DID, Watsons."
"Love thine enemies as thyself!!!!"
"THE ANTI-CHRIST HAS BEEN DISCOVERED, Holmes!"
"John Goodman IS REALLY John Smith, The Blacksmith Who USED TO HAWK AND Spit ON My Swedish Steel Twelve-String Guitar Strings AND Jeanine OR Arianrhod's Swedish Stainless-Steel Frying Pans, Which WERE Some Of THE FIRST, AND Anna Nicole Smith IS REALLY Anna Nicole Goodman HIS WOMAN AND PAST-LIFE WIFE!!!!!!"
"EVIDENTLY, John Goodman HEARD MY VOIDAL VOICE SAYING Anna Nicole Smith WAS HIS GIRL Little Bo Peep...
"THEN....He Contacted HER."
"John Goodman DID A Little Skit On Saturday Night LIVE, Where HE Was A Little DOG, An Ugly Blonde Walked Into The Restaurant For DOGS WITH HER Boyfriend, John Got UP AND STARTED BARKING AT HER, THEN THE TWO OF THEM STARTED BARKING BACK AT John, BARKING AND BARKING AND BARKING....THEN John Sat Down AND Began To Lap LIKE A DOG AT HIS Doggy-SOUP."
TO BE CONT'D..."
"John WAS Jeanine's AND My SON, AND Anna Nicole WAS OUR Grandaughter THROUGH MY Present X-WIFE Jackie, OUR Former Daughter, AND Llwch Lleminawch OR Captain Morgan, Sir Percivale's AND The Grail Maiden's Brother."
"Remember When I Talked About 'Parasites'????!"
"The American AND British Troops In IRAQ ARE ALL 'PARASITES'."
"BUSH IS 'A PARASITE'."
"PRESIDENT PARASITE..."
"Tony Blair IS 'A Parasite'."
"PRIME MINISTER PARASITE..."
"COLIN COWL IS 'A PARASITE'."
"POPE JOHN PAUL II. IS 'A PARASITE'."
"PARASITES...."
"AT THE MILLENNIUM."
"A BIG MAMA FOX SNAKE JUST CRAWLED THROUGH MY APARTMENT AND DECIDED THAT SHE WANTED TO LAY HER EGGS IN MY CLOSET..."
"I ASKED HER TO GO IN FRONT OF MY FRONT DOOR, BUT, EVIDENTLY, MAMA SNAKE LIKES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I AM PLAYING FOR HER AND HER EGGS MY RECORDINGS..."
"TONIGHT...WE GO TO SEE Merlin, OR Richard Koepsel, AND, THEORETICALLY, Niniane, OR Mother Teresa; IN-THE-SPIRIT."
"I Guess I THINK THAT Mother Nature IS THE GOD AND CREATOR AND Jeanine OR ANY OTHER FEMALE WOULD BE IT's MAMA-SELF!!!!!!"
"SHE CERTAINLY WORKS IN POETIC WAYS!!"
"SATAN AND 'HIS' KIND...WORK IN FOOLISH AND ABUSIVE AND DESTRUCTIVE WAYS..."
"Folks."
"Not ONLY Was I Going To Discuss Highly Sexual Krsnä, The Cobra Snake, Jared's Manuscript About Adam & Eve, AND The Egyptian Jew's Alteration Of THAT Manuscript During The TIMES OF Krsnä AND Arjuna OR Suryavarman AND Urvasi AND, Of Course Radharani, Their Daughter, During THEIR CULTURAL RIVALRY WITH THE Egyptians, AND Moses' Coming Upon THAT ALTERED Manuscript AND Utilizing IT For His Biblical Genesis Rendering ABOUT The Resultant Sodom & Gomorah AND Lot's Wife, With The Resultant Nuclear Detonation Which Destroyed Sodom & Gomorah."
"ALL GENERATIVELY AND RE-GENERATIVELY RELATIVE TO THE RESURRECTION OF IT ALL..."
"RELATIVE TO MARRIAGE AND THE CONDUCTION OF A CIVILIZED, INTELLIGENT TEMPERANT CULTURE."
"AND THE GENERATION OF THAT CULTURE..."
"MERELY PHASES IN THE REGENERATIVE RISE AND FALL OF MAN AND WOMAN-KIND."
"!"
"MOTHER NATURE!!!!"
"Very Poetic Indeed, Watsons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yesterday, Before MAMA SNAKE, Today, Rick's Black Cat Was Attacking My New-born Little Baby Gopher..."
"I Watched."
"The Little Baby Gopher Angrily Screeched At The Attacking Black Cat..."
"I Said To Rick's Well-Fed Black Cat, 'Are You Gonna' EAT IT???!??'"
"The Black Cat Dropped IT In Front Of My Front Door."
"When I Went IN, IT Just Looked At Me Dumbly AND In A Shocked Fashion."
"I Picked UP The Little Baby Gopher, PUT IT In My Frying Pan, Brought IT Into My Kitchen, Spoke TO IT, Gently, IT Did Not Seem Interested, I Took IT Outside, Dumped IT IN IT's Gopher Hole, AND Came Back IN."
"I Put The Frying Pan Back IN The Rack, AND Immediately Went OUT TO LOOK..."
"The Little Baby Gopher Had Disappeared!!!!"
"Today I Saw IT Outside Enjoying The Weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"United States Security Surveilance Reports THAT Saddam IS BEING HIDDEN OUT IN IRAQ BY THE IRAQI PEOPLE IN IRAQ."
"EAT CREATURE EAT????!????"
"Perhaps A Black Cat Should BE The National Symbol OF THE UNITED STATES INSTEAD OF The Bald Eagle, Watson!!!!!!"
"AND....A Little Baby Gopher FOR IRAQ's National Symbol, Holmes!!!!"
"Yesterday, I Went Outside, Briefly..."
"There, Outside My Apartment, Were The Apartment Complex 'Security Guard' Who Was Responsible For Attacking Randy AND I With 'The Police' The Other Evening, 'A Male Police Officer' AND 'Aaron', The 'Security Guard' I Gave My Web Page TO A Couple Of Years AGO."
"I Asked ALL THREE OF 'THEM' IF 'THEY' WERE 'STALKING' Randy????!!"
'The Male Police Officer' Answered 'WE' Would Not DO 'THAT'....'STALK' Randy...
"SO WHO WERE 'THEY' 'STALKING' THE OTHER NIGHT???!!"
"EAT CREATCHA, EAT????!!???????????????????????????????????????"
"BLACK CATS."
"UNT Little Baby Gophers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FOLKS."
"Tonight..."
"The 'Security Guard' For My Apartment Complex WHO WAS INITIALLY 'STALKING' Randy Approached ME."
"HE RENDERED IT 'HIS' 'WAY'."
"HE SAID THAT SHE HEARD A CRASH AS I WAS ANSWERING THE DOOR, AND BULLIED HER WAY INTO MY APARTMENT BECAUSE IT WAS 'HER DUTY'......................................................."
"LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!@%^$#####"
"I AGREED WITH 'HIM'."
"SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR PERSONAL NOTORIETY AND PERSONAL GAIN, Watson."
"I Can See That THAT Was A Prepared Courtroom Fabricated Statement In Case 'THEY' ARE SUED FOR CRIMINAL AND ILLEGAL ACTS."
"COURTS ARE CRIMINAL."
"DER GESTAPO IS CRIMINAL."
"CRIMINAL 'Psychopaths', Watson."
"Madison, Wisconsin..."
"THE CITY OF 'THE SKULL'...."
"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA."
"THE NATION OF 'THE SKULL'.............."
"ARE YOU ALL 'EVIL'????!!!"
"EVIDENTLY MOST, Watson."
"AND I Can See THAT 'THEY' ARE READING THIS, RIGHT NOW, Watson."
"HE EVEN MADE SURE TO GIVE ME HIS NAME, THIS TIME SO I WOULD PUT IT UP...."
"WHAT 'KIND' OF TRAINING DO 'THESE' POLICE AND SECURITY GUARDS GET.....ANYWAY!!@$%^%$#@@@@####"
"INSTRUCTING, LINING UP, AND PITTING 'FALSE' WITNESSES AGAINST THE TRUTH."
"AND AGAINST The Innocent, Watson."
"And 'THEY' LOOK SOOOOOO GOOOOOODDD AND WELL-TRAINED ON TEEE VEEE......"
"I Think That 'THEY' Look LIKE THUGS On TEEE VEEE, TOO, Holmes!"
'THESE' ARE NOT MEN, Watson.
"PARASITES."
"PAID WITH 'YOUR' TAX DOLLARS......"
"AMERICA....IS SOOOOOO 'DIRT CHEAP'."
"If Christ Was The Pitcher...."
"THEN."
"I....AM The Catcher."
"AND....I Stand Behind The Plate At The Last Supper!!!!!!"
"I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT 'THIS KIND' OF CRIMINAL LYING BEHAVIOR ON THE PART OF THE POLICE AND THE LAW; CRIMINALIZING THE INNOCENT POOR; GOES ON EVERY DAY IN EVERY TOWN, CITY, STATE, AND NATION 'IN THE ENTIRE WORLD'............."
"IT HAS BEEN OVER TWO WEEKS AND I STILL HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY COURT DOCUMENTATION RELATIVE TO 'THIS' INCIDENT CRIMINALIZING ME..."
"OH, BY THE WAY, THE SECURITY GUARD, I HAVE DEDUCED, WANTED ME TO ADD THIS. TO MY RENDERING OF THE INCIDENT, HERE, BEFORE HIS EYES..."
"AFTER SHE BULLIED HER WAY INTO MY APARTMENT, AND BEFORE I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS 'STALKING' ME, AND SHE, THEN, ARRESTED ME, I TOLD BOTH POLICE OFFICERS, FIRMLY AND LOUDLY, TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT IMMEDIATELY WITH 'THEIR' VICTIM."
"THE SECURITY GUARD TOLD ME THAT I YELLED IT AND THAT WAS DISORDERLY CONDUCT ON MY PART."
"AND THAT IS WHY SHE ARRESTED ME......"
"?"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Watson...."
"Psychopathic Lying People."
"Anything To GIT ME, Watson."
"AND....Cover 'THEIR' ASSES, Holmes..."
"You Would Almost THINK THAT The ONLY People WHO GO INTO THE POLICE FORCE ARE CHILDISH, IMMATURE, AND IRRESPONSIBLE BEINGS, Watson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AND 'THEY' ARE CRIMINALIZING AN INNOCENT APARTMENT DWELLER AFTER ATTACKING HIM."
"TONIGHT, SUNDAY, THERE IS UTTERLY NOONE ON MY SERVER."
"Sometimes 11K./sec."
"TONIGHT CONTINUALLY..."
"23K./sec."
"WHAT AM I LOOKING AT, Watson???!!?"
"Suddenly, ALSO, I AM Having Trouble Communicating WITH MY SERVER TECH-SUPPORT PEOPLE..."
"Friday.........I Purchased A $99 Brand New Server From THEM."
"ALL....THEY NEED TO DO IS SET IT UP, AND GIVE ME THE DNS CODING."
"THEN I CAN PUT THE DNS CODING INTO THE DNS BOX UNDER rstolley.org, THE BRAND NEW DOMAIN I PURCHASED FOR THE NEW SERVER...."
"AND EVERYTHING WORKS FINE."
"THEY ARE GIVING ME VERY BIZARRE ARGUMENTS WHICH ARE NOT CLEAR, CONCISE, AND LOGICAL."
"?"
"THREE STRIKES.....YOU'RE OUT!!@%$###"
"FOLKS."
