"WAR CRIMES."

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"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF 'Gupppp-pppppiiieess'."

"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF......OOooooooooooo, The Bra-dy Bunch." "IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF...Waltons," "TAAAA-KKKIINNGG EVERYONE OUT-TO-LUUUUNNNCCCHHHH...

"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF 'Guuuuppppp-ppppiiieeess'."

"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF......OOOOooooooooo, 'Te-le-vi-sion NEEEWWSS'." "IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF 'Yuuuuuppppp-pppiiieesss'."

"WHEN 'THEY're TURNIN' THE SCREEEWWWSSSSS."

"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF COOOLLLLL-LLLLEEEGGEEE."

"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF.....OOOOooooooooo, 'Sor-roorrr-e-ttiiieesss'." "IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF 'FRAT-RATS'."

"WHEN 'THEY'RE BRINGIN' US TO OUR KNNNEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS."

"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF 'Guuuuuuuuuuuupppp-pppiiiiieess'."

"IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF.....OOOoooooooooo, 'Sorrr-roooor-ri-tiiieesss'." "IT'S THE PO-LO-TICS OF 'Yuuuuuppppp-ppppiiieeesss'."

"STANDIN' THERE AT THE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"YEEEEEESSSSSS, JESUS LOOOOVVEESSS 'Gupppppp-iiieessss'..."

"YEEEEEESSSSSS, JESUS LOOOOVVEESSS 'Gupppppp-iiieessss'."

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"I AM.....RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT....."

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"ALLÂH!!!!"

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"BUT."

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"I WILL....APPOINT Jeanine PRESIDENT WHILE I WORK ON THE MACRO-ECONOMY OF PLANET EARTH WITH THE CHINESE ECONOMISTS OF JIANXG!!!!!!"

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"AND I...SEE HER Spirit-SELF, HERE!!!!"

"ILÂHA-T!!!!"

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"AND MY EVENING WAS JUST BEGINNING....................................."

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"Last Night....I Was Watching Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onasis ON A Lousy Entertainment Tonight WHEN SHE MOUTHED TO ME THAT HER HUSBAND, THE PRESIDENT, WAS MURDERED BY ARIEL SHARON's JEWISH-ISRAELI 'MOSSAD'."

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"IS-RAEL-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSAAAAAAAAAAAAD, SHE MOUTHED TO THE CAMERA..."

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"The Summer OF 2001, The Police NEXT DOOR WERE SHOOTING OFF ILLEGAL FIREWORKS TO COVER IT UP.....I THOUGHT I HEARD A RIFLE-SHOT GO OFF WITH MY SHADES OPEN FROM THE UPSTAIRS APARTMENT ACROSS THE PARKING LOT...."

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"I WENT TO BED."

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"Randy Hanson Said He Was Coming OVER To PARTY!!!!"

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"AND MY EVENING WAS JUST BEGINNING....................................."

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Jeanine's Problems With 'boyfriend':

"Jeanine GOT THE DISCO MONK-CUT SO SHE COULD GET A JOB BARTENDING AT Sergios, THE ONLY DISCO IN MADISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Jeanine WAS STALKING GOD!!!!"

"Jeanine, IN-THE-SPIRIT, HERE, RAISED HER HAND ABOUT GETTING A BARTENDRESS' JOB AT Sergios, THE ONLY DISCO IN MADISON!!!!!!"

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"SO THERE."

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"Randy Hanson Said He Was Coming OVER To PARTY!!!!"

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"AND OUR EVENING WAS JUST BEGINNING....................................."

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"I Had A Tequila Margarita While I WAITED...

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"Randy Came BACK, AND I Played Us Roll With The Changes by R.E.O. Speedwagon!!!!!!"

"SOOO IF YOU'RE TI-RED OF THE SSAAAAAMMMEEEE OOLLDD STOORRAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

"OHHHHHHH, BBAAAABBBAAAYYY TUUURRRNNN SOME PA-GEEESSSS!!!!!!"

"I'LLLLL BEEE HEEAAHHH WHEN YOU ARE RREEEAADDAAAYYYY!!!!!!!"

"TO ROLL WITH THE CHAAANNGGEESSS!!!!!! ROLLLL WITH THE CHAANNGGESSSS!!!!"

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"KKEEEEPPPP ONNN RROOLLLLLIIINNN'!!!!!!

"KEEEEEEPPP ONNN ROLLLLIIINNNN'!!!!!!"

"Oooooooooooooooo!!!! Oooooooooooooooooo!!!! Oooooooooooooo!!!!"

"KEEEEEEPPP ONNN ROLLLLIIINNNNN'!!!!"

"KEEEEEPPPPPP ONNNNN ROLLLLLIIINNNN'!!!!!!"

"OOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!! OOOooooooooooo!!!!!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"THEN....I Played Him Bargain by The Who!!!!!!"

BARGAIN:

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"I Had Another Tequila Margarita!!"

"AND Randy Finished Another Schlitz Malt Liqour."

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"I Drank My Tequila Margarita AND Randy Had His Schlitz Malt Liqour..."

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"I Played US Big Wheels OFF The Out Of The Blue Album by Electric Light Orchestra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"AND...Jeff Lynne IS The Final Incarnation Of Christ's Lazarus!!!!"

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"AT THE RESURRECTION!!"

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"FROM CHRIST'S FRUITFUL TREE IN GREAT BRITAIN..."

Arthur, Merlin or Myrddin, Constantine III., and Christ's Family Tree:

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"Se-ven-Four-Se-ven Just Left From Gate E-le-ven, And There's No Turnin' 'Round 'Cause It's Just Leavin' The Ground, And Gettin' Hiiiiiiggggghhhheerrr, Higgggghhhhherrrrr!!!!!!"

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"Folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"THEN.....I Played Him Dust In The Wind by Kansas!!!!!!"

"THOUGH 'THEY' MAY PROMISE...'THEY' ONLY BRING PAIN!!!&&&%%$$$$#####"

"THE JEWS."

"AND BUSH."

"BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING..."

"AND HE LIKES WHAT HE SEES."

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"BIG BROTHER."

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"THE JEW."

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"THE POLICE."

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"THEN....WE HEARD A KNOCK ON MY APARTMENT DOOR...."

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"IT WAS TWO SECURITY GUARDS FOR THE APARTMENT COMPLEX."

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'THEY' Said Randy Was On A List AND I SHOULD KICK HIM OUT...

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"I TOLD THEM THAT HE WAS A FRIEND AND A GUEST IN MY APARTMENT AND CLOSED THE DOOR ON THE INTRUDERS."

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'THEY' ASKED ME IF I WANTED 'THEM' TO CALL THE POLICE...

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"I SAID GO AHEAD AND THAT I WAS PERFECTLY LEGAL."

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"THERE WAS ANOTHER KNOCK ON MY APARTMENT DOOR."

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"I Intended To OPEN The DOOR A Crack..."

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"BUT, Because There Is A Heater Right Next To The Door, I Cannot See Who Is There Without Opening IT ALL THE WAY."

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"I Went To The Door And Opened IT WIDE..."

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"SUDDENLY A POLICE-FEMALE SAW Randy, STORMED THROUGH THE DOOR UN-INVITED., Randy GOT SCARED, SUDDENLY AND ACCIDENTLY FELL ON A GLASS AND CUT HIMSELF ON THE BROKEN GLASS."

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"SHE RACED TO HIM LIKE SHE WAS GOING TO ARREST HIM, GRABBED HIM, ASKED ME FOR A RAG, I GAVE HER ONE, THEN THE YOUNG THUG OFFICER SHE WAS WITH SAID SOMETHING NASTY, I SPELLED T-H-U-G TO HIM, THEN I PIPED UP AND ASKED HER, 'Were YOU 'Stalking' ME????!'"

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"SHE HEMMED AND HAWED BACK AND FORTH TWICE, SUDDENLY IT DAWNED ON HER, SHE GRABBED MY ARMS, JERKED THEM DOWN BEHIND ME, HAND-CUFFED ME, AND DECLARED IN A LOUD VOICE,

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'YOOOUUU'RRREEEE UNDDEERRRR ARRREESST!!!*(**&^##^#@####'

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"I Asked, 'What's The Charge?????!!??'"

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"SHE SAID LOUDLY, 'DISORDERLY CONDUCT!!$^%(&&*%$&###^##'"

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"IN MY OWN APARTMENT???????????????????????????????????????!!!!??"

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'THE THUG' HALLED ME, HAND-CUFFED, TO HIS POLICE VEHICLE...........

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"THERE IS MORE ABOUT OUR MEN IN BLUE."

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"TO BE CONT'D.................................."

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"!?!"

"Burning Books In The Land Of The Free????!!?!"

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"Nazism In Der Gestapo."

"Big Brother Is Watching..."

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"AND..."

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"I Think That I AM Living ON A PLANET OF 'Lit-tle STINKERS', Watson!!!!?!!"

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"On Earth As It Is Is Heaven..."

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"I CERTAINLY DO NOT WANT 'THEM' 'STALKING' ME, WHEN BARÂ-T IS A SUCCESS AND I AM IN Del Rio TRYING TO ENJOY A Piña Colada AND A Joint ON THE BEACH??????????!!!"

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"AND 'THEY' ARE INCESSANTLY 'STALKING' AND 'HARRASSING' THE POOR JUST LIKE 'THIS' ALL OVER THE WOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLDDDDDD, Watsons................................"

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"AND 'THEY' GET PAID FOR 'IT'."

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"WHILE WE POOR GET NOTHING BUT KICKED AROUND AND LIED TO AND FIRED BY 'THEM'."

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"FOLKS."

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"THERE IS SOMETHING 'HORRIBLY WRONG', HERE."

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"Kerry Rhys Told ME In An E-MAIL THAT He PUT The Guild © Hand-Made Custom-Designed Maple Twelve-String Guitar In The Mail AND Shipped IT Federal Express."

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"SO."

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"THE INCREDIBLE CUSTOM-DESIGNED GUITAR WILL BE HERE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS!!!!!!"

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"THIS......IS MY BRAND NEW USED GUILD © GUITAR!!!!!!"

"My Brother, Dave, Bought IT, AND I Will Pay For Half."

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"NIIICCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

"THE GUITAR IS OVER 27 YEARS OLD."

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"I CAN SEE THAT IT IS A CUSTOM-MADE GUILD © FROM THE INLAID RIB IN THE NECK OF THE GUITAR AND The Maple BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"WORTH A LAAAAARRRRGGGGEEEE FORTUNE!!!!"

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"FOLKS!!"

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"Hopefully I Can Offer YOU ALL Some MORE, Better Quality RECORDINGS!"

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"!"

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"WATCH OUT FOR THE COPS!!!!!!!!!!"

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"HOWLING ALL OVER TOWN AT ALL OF US."

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"SO."

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"FOR THE MILLENNIUM PERFORMANCE OF GOD.........WE HAVE."

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"THE 'ZOMBIE CORPSE' OF Jeanine IN CUYAHOGA FALLS, OHIO."

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"WE MAY HAVE."

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"THE INCORPOREAL-SPIRIT Jeanine HERE WITH ME."

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"Jeanine EVIDENTLY HAS BEEN MURDERED."

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"TRYING TO GET TO ME."

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"WE HAVE."

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"POLICE 'STALKING' AND 'ARRESTING' ME ILLEGALLY."

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"WE HAVE BARÂ-T."

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"BUT I WONDER HOW MANY THINK IT TOO LUDICROUS OR GET THEIR LIGHTS DINKED OUT TRYING TO CONNECT WITH ME."

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"THE GOD."

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'A PHONY-BALONEY'.

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"AND WHAT KIND OF 'SICK' GAMES ARE 'WE' GOING TO PLAY THIS TIME........?"

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"AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, Watsons."

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"GOD.....AT THE MILLENNIUM OF MANKIND."

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"AND 'HIS' 'ROBOTOID-SELVES'..........."

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"DO SOMETHING QUICKLY OR We ARE FINISHED, Watsons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"RUN."

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"VOTE 'EM OUT!"

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"IS THIS MESSAGE UN-DER-STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"AND."

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"OH, BY THE WAY....."

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"WHICH ONE IS THE SINNER????! GOD EVIDENTLY."

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"SHE's A WO-MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!! SHE's A WO-MAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

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"BITCH."

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"FINÉ."

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"THERE ARE; GOING ON, RIGHT NOW; SIXTEEN DAILY IRAQI ATTACKS ON AMERICAN AND BRITISH TROOPS."

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"WHAT.....THE 'HELL'......ARE 'WE' DOING THERE?????????????!!%^)^%$#$#@########!!!!!?"

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'SATAN' IS PRESIDENT."

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"AND ALL 'HIS' JEWISH 'FIENDS' ARE 'OUR' 'LEADERS'."

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"FINÉ#####################"

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TRUTH.

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"When She Magically Changed The Coding On My Early Web Page, These Files Were Vanished..."

"Call Her Moon Child...Drifting In The Echoes Of The Hours..."

"Have A Look At The Beloved Page, Jeanine... Things Have Changed!!!"

"I, Now, Have The Proof That THE JEWS AT amazon.com AND clickbank.net HAVE BEEN STEALING ALL MY MONEY."

"I AM Supposed To Make 33 Cents A Book Or CD That I Sell With My Book And CD Buttons..."

"Check IT Out At FineXXXXXX.htm!!!!?!"

EAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT CRREEEEEEECCHHHAAAAAHHHHH........EEAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!