"SHE, IN-THE-SPIRIT, Got UP And Sat On The Bar."
"IT WAS Soooooooo Gentle..."
"SHE Reached Out With HER Spirit-Fingers And Gently Touched My Lips Twice."
"The ONLY Thing That Ruined IT Was That 'THEY' Had Arrested AND Accused Some Black Guy Named Muhammad And Tried To Set Him UP With A Glove From One Of The Victims; JUST LIKE O.J.."
"Donald Rumsfeld ANGERED ME SO MUCH THAT I SAID SOMETHING ANGRY AND THE BARTENDER GRABBED MY BEER AND KICKED US OUT."
"But She Touched My Lips!!!!!!"
"I Guess I Just Have To Keep Working On Barâ-t...And She WILL BECOME RE-MATERIALIZED AND Visible!!!!!!!"
"Folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I AM Gently Happy, NOW..."
"I Want To Gently Touch HER Lips, TOO!!!!"
"I'm In Love!"
"But It Still Gets Lonely And IT Is Not YET Normal Like I Want IT To BE..."
"NICE THOUGH!!!"





"Here Comes YES, Holmes!!!!!"





"YES..."
"FOLKS!!"
"Meanwhile...THERE IS CRUD. IN THE ENGINE OF THE UNIVERSE."
"AND I KNOW WHO 'THEY' ARE AND IT. IS."
"VOIDAL WOMB OF THE UNIVERSE, HUH???!?!!"
"DID JEANINE GET AWAY....DID 'YOU' LET HER.....OR....DID SHE CRASH INTO ME.....AFTER HEARING WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US by Joan Osborne.....AND IS STILL. BEING ATTACKED BY 'YOU' UNT 'YOUR' ROBOTOIDS."
"CRUDDY FEMALE."
"TURNING BARÂ-T INTO A TERROR..."
"AND TALKIN' TO ME IN A 'NICE' INCORPOREAL GIRLIE-GIRL FEMALE VOICE THAT I CAN ALWAYS HEAR."
"IT......IS HALLOWEEN."
"ALL YEAR LONG FOR US, FOLKS."
"AND...THEN...Lord Of The Rings!!!!!
"MAN...IN...THE...BOX..."
"IS...THERE...A...SAFE...WAY............OUT!"
"I Do Not Know, Watson..."
"I Tried To Copy The Lord Of The Rings Contest Images, BUT...'THEY' Were html Coded Hieroglyphs That Would Not Load The Images."
"MORE DIABOLICAL Encryption ON THE FREE WORLD-WIDE WEB, Holmes."
"You Would THINK That 'THEY' DID NOT WANT THE MOVIE Lord Of The Rings TO BE SPREAD BY PEOPLE PROMOTING THE IMAGES ON THEIR WEB PAGES, Watson..."
"HOW CRASS, HOLMES."
"And I AM The Returning King, Watson!?!?!"
"HOPELESS 'WHORES', HOLMES."
"AND 'WAR-MONGERS', WATSON."
"I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT SADDAM WILL PROTECT HIS IRAQI PEOPLE FROM 'THE WICKED HANDS' OF THE 'EVIL' ONE, HOLMES!!!!!!!!!!"
"THEY ARE CERTAINLY NOT 'HELPLESS', IF HE DOES NOT, WATSON."
"Do You THINK Saddam Would Shake Hands With The 'Evil' ONE, Holmes????!"
"The 'Evil' ONE Has Not Even Offered 'HIS' Hand, Watson..."
"WHILE 'BLITZKRIEGING' THE IRAQIS WITH 'HIS' 'WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION'."
"NOT ONCE A SUMMIT WITH THE MAN HE SET UP WITH THE BUSH SENIOR BANKS."
"I DO NOT THINK THAT SENIOR HAS RETIRED."
"AND IF HE HAS...THERE ARE TWO 'EVIL' ONES, HERE."
"AND PLENTY OF HAND-SHAKING."
"folks..."
"THE NATION OF 'STU-PID GIIRRLLL'."
"AND...THE 'ABUSIVE' PEOPLE OF 'STU-PID GIIIRRRLLL'."
Vow by GARBAGE, a band directly from Madison Wisconsin. In the song Vow the woman sings to the man "I came to cut you up, I came to drag you down, I came around to tear your little world apart...Break your soul apart..." Strange. Evil.

"folks..."
"I Just Received My YES Ticket!!!!!!"
"I AM Going To See If I Can Obtain Some Pot From Jeremy, Tomorrow!!!!!"
"I Have Figured It Out, Holmes!!!!!?"
"THE AUTHORITIES WERE NOT REALLY GOING AFTER Tobacco LIKE 'THEY' SAID."
"'THEY' WERE FACTUALLY GOING AFTER Pot-Smoking In The Coliseums During ROCK Concerts AND USED Tobacco As An Excuse To BAN ALL SMOKING, Holmes."
"Fascinating, Watson."
"I WILL JUST HAVE TO SMOKE MY SPIRIT-ENHANCER BEFORE THE YES CONCERT; INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HOW 'STU-PID', Holmes."
"And Sterile."
"ONLY As 'Dumb' As NAZI-AmeriKa, Watson!"
"On Earth, As It Is In Heaven, Holmes..."
"BUT...I THINK You Missed Something, Watson."
"'THEY' WERE FACTUALLY GOING AFTER THE CIGARETTE LIGHTERS BEING LIT UP AFTER EVERY CONCERT TO REPRESENT THE PEACE MOVEMENT."
"AND THE HOLY SPIRIT MOVEMENT, Holmes."
"TEEEEE VEEEEE IS ALL A BUNCH OF 'NAZIS'."
"ADOLPH HITLER WON THE WAR, WATSON."
"AND SO DID THE 'DEVIL'."
"MY SERVER IS, NOW, FORCED TO PUT OUT MORE THAN MY 5 GIGABYTE QUOTA, Watson!!!!!"
"SOON I WILL HAVE TO PAY EXTRA!"
"YES, Holmes!!!!!!!"
"A True Work Of Art."
"BARÂ-T!!!!!!!!!"
"FOLKS!!"
"BUT...Nobody Is Downloading My Lectures, Watson."
"WE WILL SEE, Holmes!!!!!!"
"They.....Are The Most Important Thing About Barâ-t!!!!!"
"I Truly Wonder How Many People Out There Have SOLD-THEIR-SOULS."
"YES, Holmes..."
"There Was Halloween Rioting Downtown And Eight 'Police Officers' Were Injured."
"YES, Holmes..."
"Four Girls Were Dancing IN-THE-NUDE In An Upstairs Apartment During Halloween Festivities..."
"The 'Police' Went Upstairs And ARRESTED THEM ON THEIR OWN PREMISES."
"THEN...THE RIOTING BROKE OUT."
"Why Are 'The Police' Always Attracted To NUDE WOMEN, Holmes???!"
"I Do Not Think IT Has Anything To Do With SEX, Watson."
"IT IS MORE LIKE 'RAPING' CHILDREN AT PLAY..."
"That Would 'SPOIL' MY FUN, Holmes!!!!"
"AND NO DECENT OR TRUTHFUL REPORT ON CBS, ABC, OR NBC LOCAL NEWS, Watson."
"In-The-Nude, Holmes..."
"UNT DER ALL 'NAZIS' ON 'TEEEE VEEEE', Watson."
"And 'Sterile', 'Frigid', And ANTI-CHILD."
"AND ANTI-FUN, Watson."
"YES....INSTEAD, Holmes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AND BARÂ-T, WATSON!!!!"
"Eddie Vedder And Pearl Jam Have A Brand New Album Recording OUT Called RIOT ACT."
"I Just Got My MAIN Computer Fixed For Good And WILL BE Copying Some More MP3s To My Server Which You ALL May Download!!!!!"
"I WILL HAVE EDDIE VEDDER'S MAIN SONG OFF THE ALBUM CALLED I AM MINE."
"ALSO...MORE FROM CREED AND A SELECTION FROM ERIC CARMEN."
"Should BE Good, Holmes!!!!!!"
"STAY TUNED!!!!"
"A Little Writing About Ticketmaster."

"I Had A Playboy Article About Eddie Vedder's Battle With Ticketmaster...BUT...I Can No Longer Find IT In My htms..."
"FOLKS!!!!!"
"I, NOW, THINK THAT 'THEY' ARE TRYING TO BLOCK MY COPYING ANY MORE MATERIAL TO MY SERVER."
"I ALWAYS HAVE TO COPY IT TWICE BECAUSE OF THE INTERNET BLOCK."
"BUT...SHE OVER-RIDES THE BLOCK EVERY TIME I COPY IT THE SECOND TIME!!!!!!!"
"FOLKS!!!!"
"A SONG."

"AND THE AUTHORITIES IN MY LIFE HAVE UTTERLY RAPED ME..."
"JUST LIKE Jackie Blue."
"Folks."
"BUT...I AM STILL Mellow Yellow!!!!!!!"
"It's A Song About Oprah And Dr. Phil!!"
"FOLKS!!!!!!!!"
"SHE CLIPPED SHORT MY Prelude To Parsifal MP3 Recording ELECTRONICALLY..."
"SHE SAID THAT SHE DID NOT WANT PEOPLE TO WANDER????"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Watson!!"
"I Have No Idea What To DO, HERE, Watson..."
"My VERY BEING IS BEING 'ATTACKED'."
"I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF JEANINE WAS CONSCIOUS AFTER I SENT HER THE LETTER DESCRIBING MY VISION OF CHRIST AND SHE ATTACKED ME WITH POLICE AT University Mall."
"HERE....IN-THE-SPIRIT....THEORETCALLY....SHE PUSHES MY BUTTONS....AND....FROM TIME TO TIME DOES NOT APPEAR CONSCIOUS."
"How Dreadful, Holmes."
"I Cannot Even Listen To Prelude To Parsifal Without Utterly Dreading MY OWN EXISTENCE."
"folks..."
"I DO NOT KNOW WHEN AN INDIVIDUAL IS CONSCIOUS OR NOT CONSCIOUS."
"Baloney GOD!!!!***&&$$###!!!"
"BUT...EVEN MORE."
"Baloney GODDESS!!!!***&##!!!!!!!"
"WHEN WILL YOU MARRY 'YOUR' HUSBAND......GIRL??????!!!&&&%%$$##!"
"I Do Not SEE....WHY....'YOU'....Do THIS Spirit Baloney...."
"I DO NOT THINK THAT JEANINE WAS EVEN ALLOWED CONSCIOUSNESS."
"AND THAT....IS THAT, Watson."
"What Never Should Have Been Created Is, NOW, KILLING OFF, What Was Meant To Be Created..."
"folks..."
"Utter-Unmitigated-Mindlessness..."
"AT.....THE......MILLENNIUM......."
"How Insulting, Watson."
"I May As Well Be Making Love To One Of Those Blow-UP Love Balloons."
"At Least You Could Feel HER, Holmes!!!!!!!!!!"
"SATAN HAS NOW CAPTURED CONGRESS, SENATE, AND SUPREME COURT."
"NEXT FOR 'SATAN'.......THE U.N.."
"NAZISM."
"WORLD-WIDE."
"EVEN....WE THE PEOPLE."
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Watson..."
"TO-TAL-LY TASTE-LESS PIEC-ES OF MEAT."
"NOW I KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE WHEN CHRIST WAS AT MEAT, HOLMES."
"TEEEE, HEEEEE, HEEEEE."
"DO NOT BE A DOPE, WATSON!!!&&&***$$####!!!"
"Of Course, Watson..."
"THE GOD IS 'THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS'..."
"AND 'THEY' ARE ALL WHORES."
"FOLKS."
"AND THEN....THERE IS 'Psycho-Killer'......Ques Ca Se????"
"RUN....RUN.....RUN.....Run, Run AWAAAAYYYYYYYYYY."
"What IS THAT?"
"GIRL?"
"BIG GIRL."
"HUMOUNGOUS GIRL?"
"FOLKS!!!?!!"
"I THINK...THAT IT IS JUST A BIG BULLY, Watson."
"THE END."
"On Earth As It Is In Heaven."
"OUR Father Who Art."
"WE WILL See, Watson!!!!!?!!"
"I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO OFFER YOU LECTURES, FOLKS."
"Music Match Jukebox IS FALSE-ADVERTISING, AND THE RECORDER I PAID FOR AND JUST PAID AGAIN FOR NO LONGER RECORDS FOR ME FROM MY LINE-IN MICROPHONE JACK."
"I TRIED THE SEARCH ENGINES FOR A FREE ONE, BUT 'THEY' DO NOT LIST THEM."
"'THEY' APPEAR TO BE BLOCKING MY LECTURES AND PLOTTING THIS ON THE INTERNET SEARCH ENGINES??????!?"
"OR."
"Of Course, Watson..."
"'SHE' HAS TURNED 'THEM' ALL INTO POCKET-PILFERING-NAZI-ROACHES."
"AND MURDERED JEHOVAH'S WIFE; JEANINE."
"LIFE, Watson."
"IT Could've Been Good..."
"I Just Cannot Believe That Any Of 'THEM' Are Conscious, Holmes..."
"I Will Just Have To Get Along And Pray, Watson."
"I Can Deduce That Prayer Will Do You Utterly Nothing Good."
"I Will Shuffle-AND-Smile, Then, Watson!!!!"
"I Always HAVE..."
"Probably Advisable, Holmes."
"At Least I Can Enjoy The Return Of The King, Watson!!!!!"
"And...The Food And Popcorn, Holmes!!!"
"As Long As IT Does Not Ruin My Teeth, Watson..."
"At Least The Unconscious Jeanine Has Left Me THIS!!!!!"
"Tori Amos - Scarlet's Walk"

"I Sewed A Fairytale With Yooouuuuuu!!!!!"
"NOW."
"I AM Going To The YES Concert."
"I AM Going To The Lord Of The Rings Movie The Return Of The King."
"I Do Not Want To GO Visibly ALONE."
"I Want My Companions Physically Visible."
"AND Conscious."
"I WANT MY WIFE."
"I Have Always Believed That, At The End Of My Long Lonely Journey, There Would Be A Woman For Me Who Was My Parallel Woman And Past-Life Wife."
"I HAVE MET THAT WOMAN."
"Formerly Arianrhod."
"I Have Seen Spirit Lights Which Behave Visibly Like Jeanine And HER Younger Self."
"I Had The Vision Of Christ Where HE Groaned And Asked Me Two Questions."
"I STILL See HIS Spirit Light Moving Around My Apartment As I Speak."
"I WANT MY COMPANIONS PHYSICALLY VISIBLE AND Conscious."
"IS THIS TOO MUCH TO BE GRANTED?????!?"
"WE WILL SEE, Watson..."
"Otherwise Everything I Have Worked For Is Ruined."
"BY THE GOD."
"OR."
"Should WE Call IT The 'EVIL' ONE, Holmes!!"

"WALKING ON WATER..."
Here are a couple of E-mails I got from Jeff's Boss:



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