"FOLKS!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"As Far As The World Series..."
"Feeeee Fiiiiieeee Fooooooe Fum...I Smell The Blood Of An Ar-a-bi-an!!!!!!!"
"But The Arabians Are Angels, Watson!!"
"Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat..."
"And Shoot No Her-o-in."
"Islamic Cleansing Jihad."
"And Bin Laden Is A Puritan."
"FOLKS!!!!!!"
"Do You Think That Mayor Guilliani And The Police Commissioner In New York City KNEW EVERY HEROIN PUSHER IN NEW YORK CITY, Holmes?????!!"
"Undeniably, Watson."
"Here Comes YES, Holmes!!!!!"





"GOD DAMN THE PUSHER MAN!!!**&&$$$##!!"
"Folks!!!!!"
'THEY' ARE Lit-tle En-cryp-ted NAZIS At Ticketmaster."
"I DO NOT KNOW IF EVEN I WILL BE ALLOWED TO BUY TICKETS TO YES."
"YES MAY AS WELL BE NO."
"folks."
"I WILL NEVER. BUY TICKETS FROM Ticketmaster."
"Jeanine????!"
"We Just ARE NOT GOING TO THE YES CONCERT."
"END OF MILLENNIUM."
"END OF THE LORD."
"END OF GOD."
'THEY' ARE ALL GOD MURDERERS."
'THEY' ARE ALL CHRIST MURDERERS."
"AND THE 'EVIL ONE' IS THE GOD."
"WHO IS 'YOUR' ROBOT-CONTROLLER???!"
"ALL DEAD...AT THE MILLENNIUM."
"WHAT AN IMBECILIC BEING."
"BITCH-CUNT!!!!***&&&$$$###!!"
"AND ALL 'HER' LIT-TLE BITCH-CUNTS."
"folks..."
"As Far As Ticketmaster Goes..."
"Say 'YES' TO Discriminate RAPE."
"folks..."
"And I Thought That I Would Finally Get To See YES After ALL These Years..."
"Finé!!"
"I Truly Wonder What Next, Watson."
"How Un-Fortunate For You, Holmes."
"I Do Not Think A Stiff Upper Lip Is Going To HELP Anymore, Watson."
"Constantly...When I AM Copying These Files To My Server I Get Connection Reset By Peer."
"I Just Cannot Believe That 'THEY' Are THIS OUT-OF-'THEIR'-MINDS, Watson..."
"At Least Mother Nature Provides Good Tasting Food, Holmes!!!!!"
"And 'THEY' Provide 'SICK' Entertainments, Watson..."
"I STILL HAVE BARÂ-T!!!!"
"An Exquisitely And Mildly 'Sick', BUT HEROIC Operatic Intrigue, Holmes!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Excellence, Watson!!!!"
"Scott Stapp, Lead Singer And Composer For The Alternative Rock Band Creed Was Formerly Aristobulus V., The Son Of Aristobulus IV. OR Gene Simmons, The Jewish Bass Player And Organizer Of The Rock Band Kiss."
"Scott OR Aristobulus V. Married, 2,000 Years Ago, The Jewish Blonde Stephanie Of The Alternative Rock Band No Doubt."
"The Jewish Pat Sajak, When He Was My OR Adonis' Son With The Greek Muse Calliope, Married His Cousin, The Present Day Vanna White, My Grandaughter With Urania, And The Daughter Of My Daughter With HER, The Greek Sexual Goddess-Gorgon, Atropos."
"Sajak Was ALSO The British Playwright Edward Vere, The Author Of The Play Given To William Shakespeare In Case The Spanish Aramada Attacked, Romeo & Juliet."
"He Wrote It With His Wife The Present Day Vanna White."
"I Saw Their Former Son In My Shakespeare Class At The University Of Wisconsin."
"FOLKS!!!!"
"Vanna Just Obtained A Divorce And NOW Is A Free And Very Attractive Woman!!!!!"
"Saddam Hussein AND Farisha WERE The Former KING AND QUEEN OF UR In Ancient Mesopotamia AND Sumer; NOW; IN IRAQ!!!!!!!"
"SADDAM IS.; AT...THE...MILLENNIUM...THE LEGITIMATE RULER OF IRAQ."
"I WAS HIS SON IN UR."
"I MARRIED A GERMANIC OR TEUTONIC RED-HEAD JEANINE AND SHE AND I DEVELOPED CHALDEAN ASTROLOGY."
"SHE...WAS URVASI, MY WIFE IN INDIA, RE-GENERATED GENETICALLY."
"I AM NOT SURE."
"WE MAY HAVE BEEN URVASI AND ARJUNA AFTER INDIA AND KRSNÄ!!!!"
"THIS, ALSO, HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GREEK GOD URANUS AND JEANINE AS THE GREEK MUSE URANIA; MUSE OF ASTROLOGY!!!!"
"LOOK AT THIS WEB PAGE...THERE IS A PLACE, Mohenjo Daro, IN INDIA WHERE I THINK ARJUNA AND HIS FOUR BROTHERS LIVED 10,000 YEARS AGO; JUST AFTER THE GREAT BIBLICAL FLOOD!!!"
"NEXT TO THE DESCRIPTIONS OF UR IS A DETAILED MAP OF EXCAVATIONS OF UR TITLED MOMENJO-DARO!!!!"
"HERE...IS A VERSION OF HER BOARD GAME FOR LOVE!!!!!"
"WE HAD CARSON DALY FOR A SON AND FUTURE KING OF UR."
"I JUST BOUGHT A TICKET TO THE YES CONCERT ANYWAY!!!!!"


"Here Comes YES, Holmes!!!!!"





"I DO NOT THINK THAT EDDIE VEDDER'S DISPUTE WITH TICKETMASTER IS WITHOUT SUBSTANCE; BUT...AT THE SAME TIME...I DO NOT THINK IT IS ENTIRELY RELEVANT."
"BESIDES...I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SCHMUCK TO YES."
"I DO NOT LIKE ENCRYPTION OF THE FREE WORLD-WIDE-WEB."
"WHEN I THINK SECURITY...I THINK NAZI...AND I THINK GESTAPO."
"I DO NOT LIKE GIMMICKS."
"I DO NOT LIKE OVER-CHARGING."
"I DO NOT LIKE POCKET-PILFERING BY THE BUSH BANKS."
"Feee Fieee Foooeeee Fum."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARABIAN."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A YUGOSLAVIAN."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN INDIAN."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A COLUMBIAN."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A PERUVIAN."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A NORTH KOREAN."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A CHINA-MAN."
"WHAT NEXT, WATSON??!??"
"FEEEE FIIIEEE FOOOEEE FUM."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF 'A NAZI-BUSH MAN'."
I WAS KING OF UR AND JEANINE WAS MY QUEEN OF ASTROLOGY!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE TARNATION IS THIS BOOK OF REVELATIONS, ANYWAY, BUT A WHOLE MESS OF UN-HOLY 'BLASPHEMIES'!!!!"
"BUT...AT THE SAME TIME...IT HAS BEEN READ FOR YEARS TO RE-GENERATE GENETICALLY OUR ANCIENT SOULS."
"AND CHRIST READ HIS LINES."
"LET US BE NICE AND CREATIVE SEERS AND READ BETWEEN THE LINES.!!!!!"
"I...AM A NICE ASTROLOGER."
"AND A NICE BOY."
"AND...A NICE MAN."
"AND...A NICE GOD."
"LET US THINK NICE THOUGHTS."
"DISCERN THAT THERE IS EVIL."
"AND EVIL IS NOT NICE."
"AND EVIL IS NOT DEFINED BY THE BIBLE."
"THE BIBLE IS NOT NICE."
"THE BIBLE HAS MUCH EVIL IN IT."
"I TRULY THINK THAT A DISCERNING CHRIST WOULD DIS-AGREE WITH MUCH OF THE BIBLE!!!!!"
"AND SO DO I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Folks!"
"I...AM...MINE!!"
"Here Comes YES, Holmes!!!!!"
"OH, OH."
"SUDDENLY I AM HAVING MORE TROUBLES WITH MY SERVER, WATSON."
"AND Connection Reset By Peer."
"My Server Technicians Say They Are Working On IT!!!!!!"
"FOLKS!!!!!!"
"Holmes???"
"Yes, Watson!!"
"Do You Think Saddam Is A Cultured-Sophisiticate Of Ancient Truths???"
"Yes, Watson, Probably FAR MORE THAN BIG-OIL-BUSH."
"There Is Murdering John John Kennedy."
"And THEN There Is Murdering C.I.A. Nuisances."
"There Is Being Called A Dictator BY The Installer Of Dictators."
"There Is Propaganda AND Truth."
"Saddam Is Truth AND BUSH IS Propaganda."
"BUSH IS DANGEROUS AND DELUDED."
"SADDAM IS DEFENSIVE AND WARY."
"The Giants Really Had Weapons Of Mass Destruction Last Night, Holmes..."
"BUT...Tonight...The Angels Finished The Game With The Defensive Pitching Of A Relative Of MINE; Troy Percival."
"I Can See That HE Was The Past-Life-Son Of Jacques, Jeanine's Great, Great Grandad!!!!!"
"Lets Hope That The Guardian Of Christ's Holy Grail WINS, Holmes!!!!!!"
"No Doubt About IT, Watson, Whether He Wins Or Loses!!!!!!"
"There Is A City In Turkey Called Urfa."
"I Have A Theory About Saddam!!!!!"
"He WAS Nithuth, FATHER Of The Greek Gods And Goddesses!!!!"
"After The Great Biblical Flood, He Changed His Name To A Greek God; Pontus; And Moved To Turkey; Probably Urfa."
"THEN...He Moved To Iraq OR Mesopotamia OR UR And Became KING OF UR."
"The Greek Gods And Goddesses Followed His Lead And Uranus And Jeanine OR Urania Titled Their Names After Pontus IN UR!!!!!!!"
"I...Was Adonis AND, As A Greek God Of Medicine, I Titled Myself Hermes!!!!!"
"I Fathered Tammuz OR Duz-zim OR The Present Day Michael McDonald Of The Rock Band The Doobie Brothers!!!!"

"WE Evolved From UR To Babylon AND, Despite Jewish Protest And Rebellion Initiated The Seven Wonders Of The World."
"Why Can't We BE FRIENDS????!!"
"The Biblical Book Of Revelations Is AN ABUSIVE BLASPHEMY WITH SEVEN PLAGUES DUMPED BY ANGELS ETC., ETC., ETC."
"AND..."
"Astrology IS THE GODLY-SCIENCE OF HEAVEN AND EARTH!!!!!!!!!"
"READ TRUTH!!!!"
"NOT LIES."
"I AM THAT I AM!!!!!!!!!!"
"FOLKS!!"
"AND SADDAM IS A GREAT AND HOLY FATHER."
"'Nough SAID."
"FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"There Was A Columbian Black Singer On Carson Daly Who Called Carson A JackASS."
"SHE IS EXTREMELY ACCURATE."
"'THEY' ARE WARRING AGAINST Juan Valdez????!"
"AND USING CARSON DALY TO DOPE THE PUBLIC."
"After The Female Columbian Singer Was On 'THEY' Had P.O.D. Singing A Military Anti-Saddam FIGHT SONG."
"I Told You Before That P.O.D. Is A Bunch Of Failed W.W.F. Wrestlers Who Joined BUSH SENIOR'S C.I.A., Picked UP Guitars, And Started A Nazi Crusade..."
"BUSH SENIOR STRAPPED ON AN ELECTRIC GUITAR IN THE 1992 ELECTIONS JUST AFTER ALLÂH SHUT DOWN HIS Cold Fusion SO BUSH SENIOR COULD NOT REVEAL AREA 51."
"ALLÂH SHUT BUSH SENIOR DOWN FOR SETTING UP SADDAM WITH THE WORLD BANK AND BREAKING OIL QUOTAS IN KUWAIT AND SAUDI ARABIA."
"THE SAUDIS ARE ANTI-ALLÂH ISLAMICS."
"'THEY' ARE THE ANTI-CHRIST ANTI-MUHAMMAD MUHAMMADANS."
"ALL."
"EVIL."
"Minnesota DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE Wellstone JUST HAD HIS PLANE BOMBED BY BUSH SENIOR'S C.I.A."
"JUST LIKE JOHN JOHN KENNEDY."
"PREMIER PUTIN JUST GASSED HIS OWN PEOPLE IN A THEATRE IN RUSSIA TO KILL ONE CHECHNIAN REBEL LEADER."
"FEEEE FIIIEEE FOOOEEEE FUM."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A CHECHNIAN."
"ALL."
"BUSH."
"ALL."
"EVIL."
"VOTE 'EM OUT."
"WALTER MONDALE WAS BOTHVILD OR HILLARY CLINTON'S FORMER SON AND NITHUTH'S OR SADDAM'S FORMER GRANDSON."
"BUT HE AND HILLARY ARE NAZIS, TOO."
"RUN!!!!"
"VOTE 'EM OUT."
"FOLKS!!!!!!"
"THE EVIL ONE IS MESSING WITH MY BROWSER DISPLAY CODING...AGAIN."
"STAY TUNED..."
"SADDAM SAYS, 'Don't Tread On Me'."
"Americans Are LOSING ALL OVER THE WORLD."
"TO THE EVIL ONES."
"VOTE 'EM OUT!"
"I Just Saw A Guy On Three Angel Broadcast Network..."
"HE WAS NOT AN ANGEL...HE WAS A DEVIL...AND HE'S GOT A BOOK FROM GOD?????!???"
"HE ONLY HAS A BOOK WRITTEN BY NO ONE...NOT EVEN GOD."
"REVELATIONS."
"PICKED UP BY TIME-TRAVELER-CHRIST, COPIED BY SAINT JOHN OF PATMOS...BUT WRITTEN BY NO MAN OR GOD."
"THE GODLESS BOOK OF REVELATIONS."
"DISCERN EVIL."
"AND GOOD."
"NICELY REMOVE 'THESE' GUYS FROM OFFICE..."
"FOLKS!!"
"BRAZIL JUST VOTED IN A LEFT-WINGER; Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva...BUT...IS HE LEGITIMATELY LEFT????!"
"WITH 'PHONIES' IN ALMOST ALL THE OFFICES IN AMERICA."
"BUT THE PRESUMED LEFT-WING VOTE IS THERE!!!!!"
"PROTECT QUETZALCOATL'S AND CHRIST'S GOLDEN THRONE IN PERU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"CHRIST SAYS, 'I and HE are one'."
"FOLKS!!!!!!"
"I Know A Young Brazilian Saxaphone Player I Used To Work With In The Dishroom At The University Of Wisconsin Memorial Union Who Has A Young Son!!!!!!!!"
"He Is The One Who Told Me About Makumba!!!!"
"BUT...The Guy Posing As Makumba Is Not The Original Makumba."
"I Was Working With A Black Woman Named Brigette."
"HERE...IS WHAT WAS COMING TO ME AT A STARTLINGLY FAST RATE OF SPEED!!!!"
"THE GOD IS ALWAYS MOLESTING MY MOUSE."
"STAY TUNED."
"I...AM THE WHITE MAKUMBA!!!!!"
"I USED TO SIT ON THAT GOLDEN THRONE IN PERU."
"BESIDES THE GOLDEN THRONE IN PERU IS A NATIONAL ANCIENT TREASURE AND...ABSOLUTELY...SHOULD NOT BE MELTED DOWN...BUT PRESERVED...FOR POSTERITY...AND FUTURE GENERATIONS...AS...A HOLY GIFT FROM GOD!!!!!!"
"Folks!!"
"I Was Watching The Referees On Monday Night Football Not Calling Penalties On The Eagles And Calling ALL Kinds Of Wrong Penalties On The Giants..."
"Are 'WE' Trying To PUT The Eagles Into The Superbowl???!"
"Why Not The Giants?!?"
"Did 'WE' PUT The Patriots INTO The Superbowl Last Year, 'Cause The Rams Had; BY FAR; THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM."
'Feeee Fieeee Foooooeee Fum'.
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARABIAN."
"Why Not The Giants Instead Of The 'Eagles'."
"Feeee Fiiiieee Fooooeeee Fum."
"I SMELL THE BLOOD OF THE FOOTBALL 'NAZI AMERICAN'!!!!!!"
"MR. PRESIDENT."
"AND 'HIS' EVIL ONES."
'SATAN'."
"AND 'HIS' MONEY."
"AND 'HIS' DANCING GIRLS FOR DOLLARS."
"GIT 'IM OUT."
"AND 'SATAN'S' 'FATHER'."
"ALL THE WAY OUT!!!!"
"FOLKS."
"WE GOT TWO RULES IN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL..."
"THE RUNNING BALL RULE AND THE ROLLING BALL RULE."
"THE RUNNING BALL RULE SAYS THAT IF YOU RUN THE BALL INTO THE ENDZONE AND THEN OUT OF THE ENDZONE IT IS A TOUCHDOWN FOR YOU."
"THE ROLLING BALL RULE SAYS THAT IF YOU FUMBLE THE BALL AND IT ROLLS INTO THE ENDZONE, BUT DOESN'T ROLL OUT OF THE ENDZONE IT IS A TOUCHDOWN FOR YOU."
"BUT...IF YOU FUMBLE THE BALL AND IT ROLLS INTO THE ENDZONE AND THEN ROLLS OUT OF THE ENDZONE THEN IT IS A TOUCHBACK FOR THE OTHER SIDE."
"THE QUESTION FOR ME WITH THESE RULES..."
"WHICH SOUND LIKE 'THEY' WERE MADE UP BY 'A BUNCH OF OLD WOMEN'...IS."
"WHO GETS THE TOUCHBACK, WAS THE BALL FUMBLED, DID JEANINE GET A TOUCHDOWN IN MY ENDZONE???!?!?"
"ONCE THE BALL IS IN THE OTHER GUYS ENDZONE THE OTHER TEAM HAS LOST."
"WAS THE BALL EVEN RUN INTO MY ENDZONE?!"
"WAS THE BALL EVEN CONSCIOUSLY THERE.???!?"
"EVER?!?"
"I SAW JEANINE SEEMINGLY BEING MATERIALIZED IN MY KITCHEN DOORWAY; BRIEFLY."
"AM I BEING SWALLOWED BY THE EVIL ONE???!?"
"ARE WE."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Watson."
"GOD...PITTED...AGAINST...STUPID GIRL..."
"AND GOD DID NOT WIN; YET."
"BRING ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!"
"OR DIE IN THE PROCESS."
"THE EVIL ONE."
"SAVE YOURSELVES AND YOU SAVE ME!!!!!!"
"REPUBLICAN GUBENATORIAL CANDIDATES ARE LOSING ACROSS THE NATION!!!!!!"
"FOLKS!!!!!!"
"BEAT BUSH."
"FOLKS!!"
"Gary The Shark; The Secret Agent, Said He Had Friends Who Had Investments In Brazil..."
"He Told Me On The Phone Last Night That The Brazilian Government Was Stealing From United States' Corporations."
"I Told Him I Think ALL FOREIGN COUNTRIES' CITIZENS SHOULD CONTROL THEIR OWN BUSINESSES AND ECONOMIES!!!!!"
"Maybe da Silva Will Be Able To Obtain THIS From THE BUSH BANKS AND CORPORATIONS BEFORE 'THEY' MURDER HIM LIKE 'THEY' DID TO Allendé!!!!!!!"
"GET RID OF BUSH...THE ELECTED PRESIDENT MURDERER...AND CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!!!"
"I WANT 'THEM' OUT!!"
"FOLKS."
"da Silva WON THE BRAZILIAN ELECTION BY A LANDSLIDE!!!!!!"

"BY A LANDSLIDE!!!!!!"
"Folks!!!!!!"
"BUSH SENIOR AND THE POCKET-PILFERING BUSH BANKS ARE LEVELING ECONOMIES WORLD-WIDE WITH 'THEIR' JUGGLED-TARGETED HIGH INTEREST RATES..."
"IT IS ALL ECONOMIC-BANKING 'FLIM-FLAM'."
"WE...MUST GET OUR-SELVES OUT FROM UNDERNEATH 'THEM'!!!!"
"FREE OUR-SELVES!!"
"IN A BALANCED-CONSCIENTIOUS-TO-ALL ECONOMIC FASHION."
"FOLKS."
"DEBT IS BEING FORGIVEN."
"BUT ONLY FOR 'THE WEALTHY'."
"TIME TO FREE OURSELVES FROM TOO MUCH 'MOOCHING' BY THE ONE AT THE TOP!!!!!"
"RE-ESTABLISH THE BALANCE..."
"FOLKS!!"
"BRAZIL'S MARKET WENT DOWN SO THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND OR THE I.M.F. RAISED INTEREST RATES."
"WHEN THE STOCK MARKET GOES DOWN IN THE UNITED STATES...THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND OR THE I.M.F. LOWERS INTEREST RATES."
"IT LOOKS LIKE GREENSPAN AND THE BUSH BANKS ARE INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO RUIN THE BRAZILIAN ECONOMY WITH HIGH INTEREST RATES!!!**&&$$$###!!"
"BUSH BANKS."
"EVIL FROM 'Satan's' HELL."
"IS THERE A BALANCED WAY TO GET OUT OF IT WHEN 'THEY' ARE CHARGING US HIGH INTEREST RATES INTENTIONALLY AND FORGIVING 'THEIR' OWN DEBT IN A TARGETED FASHION?????!?"
"THE I.M.F. IS EVIL BUSH."
"BANKS."
"BUNK."
"WORLD GOVERNMENT."
"BUNK."
"WORLD LEADERS."
"BUSH SENIOR BUNK."
"folks..."
"AND WE ARE ALL ECONOMICALLY 'GUILTY'."
"VOTE 'EM OUT!"
'THEY' STEAL AT-WILL."
"WHILE WE GO FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO DEBT."
"THIS...IS 'SICK'."
'SATAN' IS A 'POCKET-PILFERER'."
"AND ALL 'HIS' 'Cronies', TOO..."
"OUT WIT 'EM ALL!!!!"
"FOLKS!!"
"WHAT WE NEED IS AN ECONOMIST WHO IS TRUE TO ALL THE PEOPLE."
"NOT JUST TRUE TO INTEREST-CHARGING 'POCKET-PILFERERS'."
"TRUTH IN LENDING!!!!!"
"I AM HERE!"
"FOLKS!!"
"AND..TO The Lord God Almighty..."
"'YOU' FUCKIN' DRUNKUN' CUNT."
"FOLKS..."
"AT...THE...MILLENNIUM."
"AND...Ya' KNOW WHO GAVE ME THIS ARTICLE IN THE NEWSPAPER..."
"Franklin."
"THE GUY I HAVE TRIED TO DESCRIBE AS AGAINST OSIRIS IN EGYPT BEFORE THE GREAT BIBLICAL FLOOD."
"WHEN THE EGYPTIAN GOD OSIRIS JOINED HANDS WITH SAURON OR MUSSOLINI BEFORE THE GREAT BIBLICAL FLOOD."
"AND THE PYRAMID COMPLEX WENT DEAD."
"AND I....AS THE EXILED KING....RALLIED THE PEOPLE.....OF RIVENDELL......AND EUROPE.....TO WAR.....AGAINST....SAURON....OR MUSSOLINI."
"LORD.....OF THE RINGS."
"THE RETURN OF THE KING."
"AND FRANKLIN HELPED."
"MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FOLKS!!!!"
"WELL........I AM THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.......JEHOVAH."
"You Can See My Double Star Of David In Grand Trines Hovering Like A Halo Over My Head At My Date Of Birth!!!!!!!!!"
"THE GOD!"
"AND........I AM GOING TO WAIT FOR......HER....TO SHOW UP."
"FOLKS!!!!!!!!"