
"Pete Sampras Was Ariosto's Or Percivale's Son Orlando And Was The Theme Of Ariosto's Orlando Furioso."
"Andre Agassi Was His Brother."
"Brook Shields Was Chani."
"These Were My Children."

"They Can Also Drink Blood From Cattle; But Don't As A Rule."
"This Is Why They Don't Smile; They Are Afraid You All Will Be Afraid Of Their Plant-Juice Sucking Fangs..."
"They Apparently Come From A Beautiful, Giant Flower Filled Planet With Less Gravity, Watson."
"What An Incredible And Beautiful Existence, Holmes..."
"This Is How They Expanded Their Consciousness And Great Eye Apparatus, Watson."
"Biologically."
"Where Did Dinosaurs Genetically Come From, Holmes???"
"Apparently, This Planet, Watson."
"Adam And Eve Were Test Tube Babies Like Christ, Watson."
"They Spoke Baby Talk; Adam Was 'AAAHHH', The First Breath Of GOD; And Eve Was 'EEEEEE' When She Ran From Him After Seeing Him For The First Time With Facial Whiskers After Looking At Her Reflection In A Pool Of Water."
"That's What Classical Arabic Is, Watson."
"Baby Talk."
"Adam And Eve Were Awakened In Iraq Between The Tigris And Euphrates Rivers."
"Her First Exclamation Upon Coming To Consciousness Was, 'Ooo!?'
"Oooo, Eeeee, Oooo, Aaahh, Aaaahh, Holmes."
"Ting, Tang, Walla, Walla, Bing, Bang, Watson."
"What The Hell AM I Doing Here On The Internet...Anyway????"
"Noooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?????!*&$#$#!$???????????????"
"Where Did My Book And CD Button Money Go.................Anyway???"
"How------Much? $$$$$$$$________________________________________________.___ Huh???"
"I Know It, Chief."
"It's That Old Mechanical Crow Trick." - Maxwell Smart
"The Black Consciousness Zombie Trick, Max." - Chief
"It Has Been Utilized For Centuries."
"And I Do Not Want A Bad GOD, Watson."
"Certainly Not, Holmes."
"And This Is What GOD Has Left Us At The Millennium, Watson."
"Shame On It, Holmes."
"When Do We Grow Up, Watson?"
"Ever?"
"If The GOD Does Kill Us, Watson, It Would Have No More Life To Preserve."
"Tragic, Holmes."
"And GOD Does Have A Stake In It For Itself, Watson."
"All We Can Pray For Is It's Lifting Of It's Black Veil."
"You Pray With Your Life, Holmes."
"Invariably, Watson."
"The Arab Oil Producing Nations Have Just Increased Production, Watson."
"That Should Mean Lower Gasoline Prices At The Pump, Holmes."
"But, Watson, In The Midwest, Here In Wisconsin, Gasoline Prices At The Pump Just Went From $1.25 Or Less/Gallon To A Skyrocketing $1.85 Or More/Gallon."
"Chicken Has Suddenly Gone From $2.00 A Pound To $5.00 A Pound, Holmes."
"Price Fixing, Watson."
"And Bill Gates Does It, Too."
"'They' All Do It, Holmes."
"It Is Illegal, Watson."
"Do You Think That 'They' Are Upping The Anté And Going To Try To Buy Up China's Corporations, Holmes???"
"And Put A Golden Cross On Every Geisha House In China, Watson???"
"That's Dirty Pool, Holmes."
"Dirty Economics, Watson."
"What We Will Do, Watson, Is Sit Here With Our Bad GOD And HER Bad Little Boys."
"Holmes."

"And I, Richard S. Tolley, Was Their Only Victim???"

"SOOO IF YOU'RE TI-RED OF THE SSAAAAAMMMEEEE OOLLDD STOORRAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
"OHHHHHHH, BBAAAABBBAAAYYY TUUURRRNNN SOME PA-GEEESSSS!!!!!!"
"I'LLLLL BEEE HEEAAHHH WHEN YOU ARE RREEEAADDAAAYYYY!!!!!!!"
"TO ROLL WITH THE CHAAANNGGEESSS!!!!!! ROLLLL WITH THE CHAANNGGESSSS!!!!"
"KKEEEEPPPP ONNN RROOLLLLLIIINNN'!!!!!!
"KEEEEEEPPP ONNN ROLLLLIIINNNN'!!!!!!"
"Oooooooooooooooo!!!! Oooooooooooooooooo!!!! Oooooooooooooo!!!!"
"KEEEEEEPPP ONNN ROLLLLIIINNNNN'!!!!"
"KEEEEEPPPPPP ONNNNN ROLLLLLIIINNNN'!!!!!!"
"OOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!! OOOooooooooooo!!!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Combative, Incriminating, Thieving Females, Watson, With 'Their' Propaganda Machine."
"Hoooogggggaaaannnnn?!!*%$##??&*?!"
"Weeee Knooww Aboutt Yooouuuuu!!!??**&*#!!!?!" - Sergeant Burkhalter

"Trying TO ftp, I Just Got This: Blocking Operation In Progress."
"Der Gestapo Internet, Holmes."
"An Illegal Operation Has Just Been Performed; Program Has To Be Shut Down."
"I Get This All The Time On My Home Computer Browser, Watson."
"Are We The People About To Be Arrested In Our Homes By Our Home Computer, Holmes???"
"Observably, They Are Setting It Up, Watson."
"Do You Want To Know What It Is I Actually Fear The Most...It's Not Death, Watson."
"It Is Being Put In An Ambulance And Having To Listen To This Obnoxious Siren Absolutely Blaring In My Ears."
"I No Longer Need To Save My Life."
"I AM In Heaven."
"I Deserve My Peace In Heaven, Watson."

"We Do Not Neeeeedddd Sirens, Watson."
"Holmes, Let's Not Race."
"What Is The Holiest Sound In The World, Watson?"
"Well, The Siren, Holmes."
"And I Thought The Lord's Peace Was Holy, Watson."
"In Heaven, Holmes."
"Why Haven't You Been Asked To Be Interviewed On Art Bell Or Jeff Rense, Holmes???"
"I Haven't The Vaguest, Watson."
"You Know, I Observed The Peruvian Rebels, Watson."
"Brave Lads Demanding Better Prison Conditions For Their Imprisoned Comrades, Watson."
"Then Pope John Paul And The Catholic Church Got Involved."
"It Is Greatness When The Christian Catholic Church, Itself, Gets Involved With It's Citizens, Holmes."
"Yes, Watson."
"I Thought Surely There Would Be A Reasonable Answer To Their Protest, Watson."
"Then I Saw A High Priest Of The Catholic Church, Itself, Go In To Them And Bless Them."
"Suddenly The Brave Lads Were Attacked, Murdered, And Slaughtered, Watson."
"With The Blessing Of Pope John Paul, Holmes."
"Shame On You My Former Arthurian Brother, Pope John Paul."
"Love Thine Enemies As Thyself, Holmes."

"Mein Führer Der Pope John Paul, Holmes."
"Observably, Watson."
"I AM Presently Trying To Photograph Christ, In The Spirit, And Magdalene, The Woman Who Owns The Park Motor Inn, Here In Madison, In The Spirit..."
"I Hope I AM Successful."
"I Was Standing Below The Stairs; And I Cannot Be Seen In The Photograph."
"Will GOD Or GODDESS Image Christ On My Film???"
"HE Was My Great Great Grandfather; Genetically."
"It Means The World To Me."
"It Should Mean Something To Us All."
"I Was Quetzalcoatl."
"Richard Koepsel/Merlin/Myrddin/Thlwarch Hen Told Me That I Was Considered The Pink Feathered Serpent."
"That Makes Me Think Of Pink Floyd And Their Dark Side Of The Moon Album."
"Christ Himself Could Have Been Thought Of As the dragon of the abyss."
"I Just Went Outside To Smoke A Cigarette."
"There Appeared To Be A Slight Shudder Of The Ground Below Us."
"Apparently, Relative To Ponce De León's Hearing Of Quetzalcoatl's Timeless Fountain Of Youth, Christ And I Have The Most Timeless Genetic And World-Traveling Genetic Codes."
"Christ's Children And Grandchildren, Particularly In Great Britain, Had Obtained A Prolonged Life-Span During The Holy Church's Dark Ages After King Arthur Put Out The Sun For Three Days World-Wide."
"Quetzalcoatl, The Maltese Buccaneer, Also Gained A Prolonged Life-Span By Crossing The Atlantic."
"But I Truly Think The GOD Prolongs And Sustains Life And Can Sustain Anyone's Life As Long As HE Or SHE Wants; But ONLY At The Precise Time."
"I Have Died Several Times In My Life And AM Still Sustained As A Living Human Being!!!"
"This Is The Final Song Of The Millennium Sung By The Former Saint Matthew; From The CD: Throwing Copper by LIVE The Song: Lightning Crashes."


"I Wrote This In Summer Of 1996, Just After Jeanine Walked Out On The Bridge."
"Catty???"
"."
"Lightning Crashes..."
"And Old Mother Crrriiiieessss???"
"This Moment She's Been Waiting For."
"The Annnggggggeeeeelll Opens Her EEEEyyyeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!"
"Pale, Blue Colored Eyes."
"Filled With The Glory Of July, IIII, IIII.IIII.IIIIIII???!!!"
"What About Saint Matthew???"
"Maybe Next July?"





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"My Address Is 706 Braxton Place, Madison, WI 53715..."
"As Far As The Roswell Incident; Here Are Some Of The Photographic Evidences:"
"The Night I Listened To This Show; It Was A Different Show With A Different Jesse Marcel, Jr."
"Was This The Head Of The CIA, Holmes."
"Probably, Watson."
"The Show 'They' Have Put On, Now, Is The Real Jesse Marcel, Jr."
"But It Is A Different Show; With A Different Man, Watson."
"'They' Are Not Even Offering A Copy Of The Original Show, Holmes."
"With Whoever It Was Sitting In Falsely As Jesse Marcel, Jr., Watson."
"You Got Angry, Holmes."
"Yes, Watson."
"I Have This Idea That 'They' Know About Me And Are Stalking Me, Watson."
"I Also Have This Idea That Every One Of These Guys Is A World-Wide Megalomaniac."
"They Have All Kinds Of Plotting And Spying And Stalking Operations Set Up All Over The World."
"I Do Not Like Being Watched, Watson."
"These Are Not Men, Watson."
"These Are Megalomaniacs."
"But I Also Know That 'Their' And Our Only True Purpose Is To Regenerate Souls, Not Stalk Them Or Kill Them Or Destroy Them Culturally Or Change Them Culturally Or Destroy Them Economically."
"To Preserve Them As They Are Historically, Watson."
"To Preserve Them As They Want To Be, If They Are Not Threatening Anyone."
"And To Not Threaten And Stalk Them, Watson."
"Are The artbell.com And The sightings.com UFO Talk Show Programs Sponsered By The United States C.I.A.???"
"Look At The Way They Are Stalking Taiwan And China On artbell.com With Their Brand New LIVE Show Times From 10pm Pacific to 2am Pacific Time, Watson."
"Mein Gestapo, Holmes???"
"Not Mine Or Ours, Watson."
"HERS."
"'THEIRS', Holmes."
"I Stand Corrected, Watson."
"But, Watson."
"Let Us Assume That The GOD WILL Present To Us Our Parallel Soul Mates."
"Then What Kind Of Environment Do We Desire, Watson???"
"An Honest, Ethical, Non-Manipulative Environment For All, Holmes."
"Honestly, Watson."
"Garbage There; Garbage Here; I'm Gonna Eat And Enjoy My Beer." - Der Godfather
"Der Humorist, Watson."
"Crummy GOD, Real Crummy GOD."
"Good Jehovah, Real Good Jehovah."
"It Is Jeanine's; All Jeanine's..."
"And SHE Ain't Got It."
"I AM Obtaining All The Police Reports Of My Night In Cuyahoga Falls."
"I Want To See If There Is Any Mention Of The Norwegian Wood Table And What Exactly The Property Damage Was????"
"I Cannot Believe That The Jeanine, Here, In The Spirit That Gives Me These Incredible Hugs, Crys On My Back, Sits At The End Of My Bed, And Gave Me, Consciously Her Ultimate Gaze...Twice."
"Is At All Conscious In Cuyahoga Falls."
"And I Absolutely Know She Crashed Into Me Watson."
"You Couldn't've Hit Me Over The Head With A Hammer."
"Maaaaaannnnnn."
"Clearly This Is The Most Unspeakable Evil Ever Committed BY The Incorporeal GOD."
"No Wonder There Is Evil Everywhere."
"GOD Is Evil, Too."
"Apparently, Watson."
"But Jeanine, Consciously Is Still A Virgin."
"These Selections Are From Stephen Stills' Self-Titled Solo Album And David Crosby's Solo Album If I Could Only Remember My Name...:"
"I Believe Stephen Is Drunkenly Singing To The Female Incorporeal."
"Uselessly???"

"I..............AM RELATED TO THE SUN KING OF FRANCE: KING LOUIS XIV.!!!!!!"
"I.............AM......THE SUN KING."

"Juliet Sleeps."

"In The Last Week, Since I Put Up The Button So That You All Can E-mail Me With Your Assessment Of Barâ-t."
"I Have Received Absolutely No E-mails From Any Of You..."
"And I Can Deduce There Were Many Sent."
"?"
"The Love You Take, Incorporeal Jeanine, Is Equal To The Love..."
"You Make."
"Jeanine, From July 1996, When She Crashed Into Me, And Then Her Consciousness Was Taken Somewhere, Is Now Here With Me, In The Spirit, Like Mae West For Gib Dökken."
"I Do Not Know Where Her Virgin Consciousness Was Taken."
"I Want To Know About It All."
"From HER."

"Socialist China Has Just Channelled The Entirety Of Their Computer Systems In America And Socialist China To Linux Computer Systems Instead Of Microsoft Computer Systems."
"China's Entire Macro-Economy Is Now Growing At The Incredible Rate Of 20% Per Year."
"They Are Basing Their Entire Economy For 3,000,000,000 People Upon The Book By Joseph A. Schumpter And The Macro-Economy And It's Basic Parameters And Relationships Between Parameters; And The Mathematical Theorisms Based Upon Targeted Mathematical Gradiated Logarithmic Constraints."

"This Is The Entirety Of Their Equalitarian Socialistic Economic Philosophy."
"It Is The Only Way."
"Wall Street, At The Millennium, Is Within The Parameters Of A Logarithmic Safety Net Constraint Between 8,103 Points And 22,026 Points; Precisely."
"It Is The Logarithmic e Number Between 9 And 10."
"It Is A Universal Safety Constraint On The Market."
"This Is An Isaac Newton Gravitational Shock-Void Inverse Square Law Spatial Mathematical Truth To Put It Technically."
"It Is A Universal Scientific Truth."
"The Market Will Sway, But Never Fall Within These Logarithmic Constraints!!!"
"Greenspan Achieved This Without Knowing And Without Perfection."
"Greenspan Is A Lucky Fool."
"There Is No Danger From Greenspan."
"He Only Seems To Bring The Market Down A Little Bit Within It's Present Logarithmic Constraint With His Absurd Announcements About Inflation And Interest Rate Increases."
"Because Of The 10 Years of 15% Inflation, The Money Supply Has Been Expanded/Watered Down Perfectly So That Any Market Or Other Increase, Like Inflation, Is Absorbed By The Expanded Money Base."
"In America And The Rest Of The World, At The Millennium, There Is No Viable Economic Threat!!!"
"But We Could Always Improve To The Targeted Logarithmic Perfection Of China!"
"They Use Logarithmic Constraints For The MP3s Available To All Of You On This Web Page Opera: Barâ-t!!!"
"Time For A Summit With China!!"
"About Macroeconomically Targeted Logarithmic Mathematical Constraints!"
"Yesterday Afternoon, I Was Relaxing Out On The Grass Outside My Apartment In Front Of A Short Hedge-Like Pine Tree With The 1996 In The Spirit Jeanine; The Real Final Her For Me."
"Suddenly I Noticed Christ Standing In Front Of The Tree In The Spirit With His Arms Wide Open And His Robe Hanging From His Arms."
"He Looked Like An Iron Butterfly."
"Unconscious Power..."
"I Immediately Played Iron Butterfly Theme In My Mind Note For Note."
"Then Magdalene From The Park Motor Inn Here In Madison, In An Out Of The Body Experience, Came Over And Christ Lay Back On The Ground And Invited Her To Lay Over Him In The Grass Like Lovers."
"Initially, She Hesitated."
"But, Finally, She Lay On Top Of Him And They Rolled Like Lovers In The Grass..."
"But The Physical Magdalene Is Only Having An Out-Of-The-Body Experience."
"There Would Be No Better Way For Jeanine, Christ, And The Others To Obtain Physical Bodies Once Again Than For Pope John Paul To, "Come!"
"As Soon As It Comes To Him."
"Apparently We Are Still Reincarnating Souls."
"And Getting The Word Out To The Rest Of The Folks!"

"Or Perhaps The Man In The Moon Is Crying To GOD For HIS Voidal Womb Of The Universe."
"The Man In The Moon Is Setting Very Quickly Tonight."
"Obviously, Jeanine Would Have Wanted To Be A Virgin At The Millennium, Watson."
"Indubitably, Holmes."
"And, Obviously, Would Have Wanted To Be A Happy Homecoming Queen, Watson."
"What I Want To Know People."
"At This Moment."
"When Will SHE Be Made Physical And Virgin?"
"As SHE Wanted To Be."
"And Where Is The Final Conscious Lord GOD Almighty???"
"And When The Hell WILL HIS Woman Be MADE Holy Again."
"When???"

"Saint Patrick wasn't sure about the truth of the Church!!!"

"Why So Un-for-giviiiiiinnngggg????"
"And Why Soo Cooollllddddd????"
"Been A Long Time Cros-sing..."
"Bridge Of Siiiiiiiggggghhhhhhssssssssss..."