"And It Was Coming To Me So Hard, That All I Could Do Was Pay Attention, And Read What THE GOD Was Running Rapidly Through My Brain!!!!!"
"Llwch Lleminawc I Read About In My Arthurian Books."
"I Knew That I Was A Percy Through Three Sides Of My Family."
"One Day, Just After I Went To Saint Thomas In The Virgin Islands And GODDESS And GOD Blinked And Flashed The Very Sun Itself, I Was Down On State Street, Here In Madison, Wisconsin, And I Saw A Long-Haired Man Who Looked Just Like One Of The Earliest British-Newspaper-Artist Drawings Of Captain Morgan."
"Captain Morgan Was Welsh And Related Directly To Morgan Le Fay, King Arthur's Half-Sister."
"It Was Rushing Into My Brain That Captain Morgan Was, In An Earlier Incarnation, Llwch Lleminawc, The Fated One Of Arthurian Legend."
"Arthur's Greatest Knight!!!!"
"I Asked The Seated Man What His Name Was???"
"He Said, "Jimmy Tribble.""
"I Immediately Remembered Captain Kirk On The Starship Enterprise Liked tribbles And Spock Did Not Like tribbles..."
"Tribbles Were These Cute Little Fuzzy Creatures That Were Filling The Holds Of The Starship Enterprise Because They Were Constantly Having Baby tribbles."
"Spock Did Not Like Them For This Reason."
"I Was Wondering If Jim Tribble Had Seen This Episode Of Star Trek????"
"When I Had Been In The Virgin Islands, I Was Focused On The Book Roxanna By Joan Hunter About A Virgin Islands' Buccaneer Named Dirk Courtney."
"He Lived During The Knighthood Of Captain Morgan."
"While I Was In The Virgin Islands, And Since, It Was Just Rushing Into My Head That It Had Been Arranged By Captain Morgan, Who Was Now The British Governor Of The Virgin Islands, That Dirk Courtney Had Been Bought Out Of His Slavery To Edmund Raynal Or Wray By A Wealthy Jewish Shipping Magnate Who Employed Dirk, First As An Accountant For Him, And Then As A Mate Aboard A Dutch Slave-Ship Which Went To Western Africa Gathering Slaves..."
"I Had Just Been Nearly Kicked Out Of The University Of Wisconsin By A Jewish Professor In The English Department, Named Professor Begam, For No Particular Reason Whatsoever."
"It Had Been Coming To Me That, Here, Was The Incarnation Of The Former King David Of Israel!!!"
"In Saint Thomas Was Built The First Jewish Synagogue In The New World."
"It Was Coming To Me That King David Or Professor Begam Was The Jewish Shipping Magnate In The Virgin Islands Who Captain Morgan Arranged To Buy Dirk Courtney Out Of Slavery From Edmund Raynal Or Wray."
"This Is Wray's Old Rum Company:"
"Hit The History Of Appleton Button And You Will Get The History After The Wray Family:"
"Dirk Went On Two Of These Slavery Expeditions."
"On The Second Expedition, It Was Coming To Me That He Was Able To Get The Dutch Captain To Let Up Some Of The Females And Later Some Of The Males Up For Air From Their Chained Positions In Cramped Births Below!!!"
"When Dirk Got Back, He Went To A Saloon He Had Heard About In Tortuga Owned By A French Woman Captain Morgan Had Been Associating With."
"This Saloon-Owning French Woman Is Now My Ex-Wife Jacqueline Robinson."
"Captain Morgan Had Already Had Several Sons And Daughters With Other Women, Including A Black Woman Prostitute At One Of The Saloons In Tortuga."
"In The Summer Of 1999, I Was Taking A Course In Sociological Statistics From A Professor Carbonaro."
"In That Class, I Teamed Up With A Girl Named Jossica And A Mulatto Guy Named Tony Ali."
"We Formulated A Survey On Personal Altruism."
"From The Survey We Discovered That Most Americans Believe They Are Altruistic..."
"But Their Actions Do Not Follow Their Words."
"Americans Are Not What They Say They Are."
"Joss Looked Like Jackie, My Ex-Wife."
"Tony Was From Barbados In The Virgin Islands."
"His Father Was One Of The Assistant Chancelors Of The University Of Wisconsin."
"While I Was Working With Joss And Tony, It Was Coming To Me Very Hardly That Joss Was Dirk Courtney's Daughter With Captain Morgan's French Woman In The Virgin Islands Around 1679."
"And That Tony Was Captain Morgan's Earlier Son With A Black Saloon Prostitute Who I Later Saw On The Bus."
"Tony And Joss Were Former Half-Brother And Half-Sister!!!!"
"But Only If Captain Morgan Married Jackie, The French Saloon-Keeper In The Virgin Islands."
"It, Then, Began Coming To Me That Jackie Was A Percian Daughter Of Mine."
"And That Llwch Lleminawc, Arianrod And Gwydion Or Jeanine's And My Brother, Had Married Our Daughter, His Niece, Jacqueline."
"So Here We Have It!!!!"
"In Children."
"And I..."
"Was Dirk's Uncle."
"And Enslaved On A Barbados' Plantation Of Edmund Raynal Or Wray's For Over Thirty Years."
"Tony Ali Was Assaulted In State Street Brats By A Large White Man Who Tony Said Grabbed His Wrists..."
"Tony Told Him To Let Go, But He Did Not."
"Tony Made His Escape Out The Back Exit And Pulled The Fire Alarm!!!"
"Tony Is The One Being Charged By The Police And Court System."
"I Wanted To Call Him Tonight To Find Out How His Court Debacle With State Street Brats Turned Out..."
"But He Doesn't Have A Listed Number."
"His Father Is A University Chancelor!!!"
"He Was Very Social And Mildly Jokingly Humourous!!!"
"He Said He Experiences Racism Coming From Whites All The Time."
"I Told Him That Long-Hair Discrimination Or Racism Isn't Even Protected In This Country."
"Eventually, Captain Morgan Remarried Jackie, His Former Arthurian Wife."
"Between Them, They Gave Birth To Radharani, Or The Present Day Michelle Thibodeau, Formerly Jackie's Sister During Arthurian Times."
"Both Were Jeanine's And My Daughters When We Were Percys!!!"
"I Was A Slave Of Edmund Wray's In Barbados For Over Thirty Years."
"Leontine Price, The Opera Soprano, Was An Enslaved African Queen."
"In My Next Paper, I Will Describe Our Slavery As Deposed African And British Lords And Ladies..."
"Leontine And I Eventually Gave Birth To Krsnä Or The Present Day 'Oz' Or Glenn Kopelke."
"Krsnä And Radharani Were, Again, Remarried!!!!"
"Sometimes There Is An Awful Price For Reincarnated Children!!!!"