"Buck's Logo!!!"
"Buck's Front Shot From my Apartment Complex!!!!"
"Side Shot Of Culley Or Adam's Old Place!!!"
"Buck's!!!"
"Buck Dailey Was Richard Koepsel, Myrddin, Merlin, Or Thlwarch Hen's Former Welsh/Jewish Son With Mother Teresa Or Niniane!!!"
"Buck, Then, Married A Pictish/Welsh Woman Who, Now, Bartends In His Bar..."
"Her Name Is Jayce."
"Ilmarinen, Vainamöinen Of Finland's Former Son, Also Bartends At Buck's..."
"When He Was Ilmarinen, He Married Louhi's Blonde Daughter, Who Is, Now, Tammy Baldwin, Who Just Got Elected, Here, In Madison."
"Ilmarinen's Present Name Is Dave."
"Dave Is Married To His And Tammy Baldwin's Former Daughter..."
"This Is Culley's Old Stomping Grounds..."
"Culley, Apparently, Is Here With Me, IN-THE-SPIRIT."
"Let Us Hope That He Is Rematerialized For The Mifflin Street Block Party, So We Can All Go To Buck's And Have Fun!!!!!"
"Ron Howard's Or The Traditional Irish John Riley's Former Wife Bartends At Buck's..."
"I Saw Two Of Their Former Daughters On The Bus Going Out To Woodman's Supermarket The Other Day!!!!"
"She Was Jeanine's Former Daughter And Is A Red-Head Just Like Ron Howard!!!!"
"Nancy Wilson Of Heart Was My Grandaughter With Urania Or Jeanine When I Was Adonis."
"Buck And Jayce Were Our Son And Daughter."
"Buck's Cook Kicked Me Out For Talking To Myself."
"Of Course, I Was Actually Talking To The Theoretical Jeanine And Culley!!!???!"
"Buck And Jayce Were Urania And Adonis' Son And Daughter."
"So Theoretically They Would Be Jeanine's And My Son And Daughter."
"The Cook Is Also Adonis' Or My Former Son With Eratos Or Terry Weigel."
"Culley Has Been Standing Patiently, IN-THE-SPIRIT, Behind My Big Fan In My Window!!!!"
"He Apparently Has His Wisconsin State ID Card."
"He Showed Me Ecstatically, Pulled It Out Of His Pocket, And Flashed It So I Could See!!!!"
"Culley Will Get Us In!!!!"
"Buck And His Cooks Are Racketeers, Too."
"And The City Government And Police Know It."
"And Financed Buck So He Could Buy His New Place."
"His Bar Was Where The University Of Wisconsin Athletes And Badger Football Players Used To Hang Out."
"One Of Jeanine's Father's Players In The Rose Bowl Of 1993-94, Moss, Was Busted For Smoking Crack Just After He Ran The Ball In The Rose Bowl In Pasadena, California."
"The Police Are Racketeers."
"Everyone With High Status In The Community Is A Racketeer."
"I Smoke Herb."
"But Crack Is Too Dangerous."
"And I Do Not Even Smoke Pot That Much."
"Pot Is A Spiritual Enhancer."
"It Chemically Stimulates The Spirit Centers In The Brain."
"Self-Control Is What One Needs To Develop."
"And A Happy Home Life."
"I Still Do Not Know What Jeanine Thinks Of All Of This."
"Temperance."
"And I Do Not Think Racketeering Supports This Concept."
"I Do Not Think The Police Support This Concept, Either."
"Culley Will Get Us In."