The Neighbor I Never Met

One night, I was laying on my bed listening to my Opera: Barâ-t in entirety at a reasonable volume so I wouldn't disturb my neighbors at Gib Dökken's apartment complex..."

"I decided to go out front of the apartment complex and have a cigarette."

"I was coming out my door into the hallway."

"This Italian neighbor in the front apartment was stomping down the hallway and seemed to be angry at me for playing my Opera..."

"He turned around, stomped back into his apartment and slammed the door."

"I tried to lighten him up by making a humourous comment."

"But he didn't come out again, so I went downstairs, outside, lit up a cigarette, and sat down on the front entrance."

"Suddenly a police car pulled up."

"The same lady police officer that took the second breathelizer test on me in the incident following the Sandy Solberg affair got out and walked up to me."

"She said someone had called 911 and said I was making noise."

"I was completely surprised.

"I wondered who that could have been and told her about my neighbor who I hadn't met yet."

"Apparently..."

"Anyone who doesn't like you can call 911 and lie about you and complain about you and have you accosted by the police."

"She said I could continue smoking and that she was just giving me a warning."

"I thought she looked like Jeanine and may have been a daughter in a past life."

"The Neighbor I Never Knew The Name Of, But He Is The One Who Got Me Evicted."

"Ohhh, Ohhh, Here She Comes...Watch Out Booyyy, She'll Chew You Uppppp!!!!?!"

"I Had Just Finished A Printing And Publishing Conference With My Instructors, All Except Scott Baxter, Who Had A Family Problem Thursday Morning And Would Be In Later."

"Gary Gade, Dave Stuber, And Janeke Were All There."

"They Told Me That I Was Maintaining A 'B' Average In All Of My Courses, With A High 'C' In My Worst Course."

"As Far As The Midterm In My Electronic Prepress Course, It Was A Midterm Where You Received Either 50 Points Or No Points At All."

"I Had Thought That I Had Done It Properly, But Had Failed It Because I Apparently Had Not Tucked My Two Files Into The Folder."

"I Had Already Retaken The Midterm And Remembered To Tuck The Files Into The Folder."

"That Midterm Retake Is Worth 40 Points And Janeke, Dave, And Gary Said It Should Give Me A 'B' For My Electronic Prepress Course."

"I Saw Scott, Later, And He Said I Either Had A 'B' Or An 'AB' For His Print Tech Course."

"All Of My Courses Averaged Would Give Me A High 'B' Or A Low 'AB' For Everything This Semester."

"They Shooed Me Out Because They Thought I Was Doing Better Than Average In All Of My Studies!!!"

"I Left The Conference Feeling Exceptionally Accomplished!!!"

"I Immediately Decided To Finish My Electronic Prepress Assignment Which Was Due That Day, Thursday."

"I Sat Down At The Computer And Got Out My Books."

"Suddenly, The Counselor I Had Seen Once, Sandy Solberg, Came Up To Me And Wanted To Talk To Me."

"I Had No Idea Why???"

"She Sat Down."

"I Apologized For Not Being There At The Earlier Appointment I Had With Her After Print Tech Class Tuesday."

"I Told Her That My Opera Web Page Server Had Been Down 25 Days In The Last 30 Days, And That I Had To Skip Classes To Straighten It Out With Interland."

"She Did Not Seem To Know What A Server Was."

"I Asked Her Why She Wanted To See Me???"

"She Said It Was My Grades And Showed Me The Tentative 'D' For Electronic Prepress Without The Retake Of The Midterm Figured Into It."

"She Seemed To Want To Nag Me."

"I Viewed Her Talking To Me About It As Unnecessary."

"I Did Not Want To Hear Her Harp About My Grades."

"I Said I Thought She Might Be A Nazi In A Joking Way."

"She Jokingly Said, "No, I'm Not."

"I Had Already Had My Conference With My Printing And Publishing Instructors And They Told Me They Were Impressed With My Performance."

"I Turned To Sandy And Said, "I Want You To Go."

"She Said, "No, I Want To Talk With You!!"

"I Was Under No Obligation To Speak With Her."

"I Viewed Her As A Nuisance."

"I Did Not Want To Talk To Her."

"I Repeated, "I Want You To Go, Now."

"She Said, "No, I Want To Talk With You."

"She Was Beginning To Annoy Me."

"And I Wanted To Get On With Finishing The Electronic Prepress Assignment Which Was Due That Day."

"I Said, "Get Lost..."

"She Argued With Me, "No, I Want To Talk With You," In A Very Intentionally Annoying Fashion."

"Appropriately Inappropriate."

"I Got Angry."

"I Had Already Told Her To Leave Three Times."

"I Raised My Voice And Said Loudly, "Get Lost!*&$##!"

"When I Said This I Had Both Hands Up In A Broad Gesture To Her So She Would Leave."

"I Was Still Seated At My Computer When I Gestured."

"I Did Not Get Up."

"I Had The Computer All Set Up To Do The Assignment..."

"I Immediately Turned Back To The Computer And Began To Work On My Assignment."

"I Was Working On The Assignment For A Short While After She Finally Acknowledged My Requests And Left, When I Went Around The Corner Because I Had Seen Scott And Wanted To Know My Grade For Print Tech."

"He Told Me Either A 'B' Or An 'AB'."

"I Wanted To Go Out And Have A Cigarette And Also Wanted Janeke Or Dave To Help Me."

"I Went Around The Corner And Here Was This Little Meeting With The Police Going On Behind My Back."

"I Could Not Believe It!!!???"

"I Went And Asked Them If I Could Have A Cigarette Outside."

"He Told Me I Should Be Escorted Outside To Have My Cigarette."

"I Told Him I Was Legally Free And Was Going Out To Have My Cigarette!"

"He Followed Me Outside."

"So Did Scott."

"Scott Told Me That I Was Really Under No Obligation To Speak With This Abusive Counselor."

"I Agreed."

"I Told The Police The Whole Unbelievable Story..."

"They Tried To Argue With Me A Little But Not Much."

"I Know What Happened."

"I Told Scott That She Apparently Did Not Respect Me One Bit."

"After I Finished My Cigarette I Was Told I Was Banished From MATC Grounds."

"I Was Charged With Disorderly Conduct For Telling This Irritating And Unnecessary Nuisance Of A Counselor I Was Under Absolutely No Obligation To, To Go."

"There Is A $160.00 Fine To This One."

"I AM A Poor Student."

"I Asked The Officer Hovering Over Me, "Why This???"

"He Said He Was Just Doing His Job."

"This Is Exactly Line For Line In German What Der Gestapo Used To Tell The Public."

"I Took The Bus Home."

"Friday, I Saw Brad, My Support Person Case Manager."

"He Seemed Angry With Me And Tried To Stare Me Down Rudely."

"He Has Always Been A Rude Man."

"When He Finally Got Done Putting Me Down, I Called Him A Nazi."

"Now My 'B' Average And My Entire Life Is About To Be Ruined By A Counselor Who Does Not Respect My Wishes."

"And The College And Police And Support People That Back Her Up."

"Nuisances, Watson."

"And The National Security Agents, Holmes???"

"Legalized Nuisances."

"And 'They' Have Authority Over You And Can Ruin Your Life, Holmes."

"Imaginably, Watson."

"We Will See."

Beaten By The Police

Last week I was beaten by the police...

"I had been out applying for a job using my official college transcript and my Web Page Opera: Barâ-t as my resume."

"I applied at Walgreens 24 hr. and was coming home on the bus..."

"Greer Garson's man got on the bus and asked if it went down State Street and as far as Triangle Supermarket."

"The bus driver said yes."

"But he got off at the square."

"Greer Garson's spiritual presence was seated next to him on the bus..."

"Jeanine's spiritual presence sat between me and him."

"When he got off the bus, I noticed he seemed to have a worse limp that I had not noticed."

"Anyway..."

"I was thinking Ireland."

"I had ten dollars left."

"I decided that Jeanine and I would go to the Irish Pub and I would go over the years in the generation of the Opera that she had missed..."

"We walked in and I ordered a Leinie's original 12 oz. beer from the female bartender."

"I told her about Barâ-t."

"She said she didn't have internet at home, but she had a friend who would be interested!!!!"

"I gave her one of my Opera business cards..."

"I Had Just Completed In 8 Years, All The Credits For An B.A. In English Except My Foreign Language Credits."

"That Is A College Degree!!!"

"Also, I Had Lined Up A Job Interview For The Next Day."

"I was summarizing the years 1992 up until now 2001 out loud to the theortetical Jeanine in a conversational tone and was planning putting it into a Web Page for you all to see."

"I had two Leinie's original 12 oz. beers."

"I told her about the fireflies the day after she crashed into me in 1996..."

"I told her about the phone call to 92 FM and her request for Eric Clapton..."

"At that point I thought her body self had become a black consciousness robotoid."

"I continued to summarize the years 1997 and spring of 1998."

"I was really enjoying this discussion."

"The bartenderess came up and I asked her for another Leinies."

"She said I could have another if I stopped talking."

"I told her I was summarizing the last few years of my life outloud to myself..."

"Other people were talking...why couldn't I talk???"

"She said she prefered me not talking."

"I wanted to continue and asked her humourously if she was a Nazi???"

"I didn't expect to be stalked by my bartender."

"She asked me angrily if I wanted her to call the police???"

"I said, "Go ahead...""

"So you are a Nazi???"

"She said she was going to call the police."

"I thought about staying and waiting for the police."

"She did not tell me to leave."

"She had ruined my afternoon with reviewing the Opera quietly..."

"I took one last swig."

"Then I heard GOD tell me I had better leave."

"I immediately got my tobacco off the bar, put it into my pockets and left for the bus home!!!!?"

"I was standing at the bus stop outside and telling this man I didn't know about this Nazi bartendress..."

"The police drove up."

"The bus came and I got on."

"But a young police officer, I believe Ronald LaFrancois, got on with me and I backed off and stood in the bus stop."

"It Was Actually Officer Jackson."

"He told me to sit down."

"I did."

"I wanted no trouble."

"Then other officers somewhat hysterical came into the bus stop."

"I only remember sitting and then suddenly standing next to Officer McHugh."

"Ronald LaFrancois, I didn't see again."

"McHugh told me to spread my legs."

"I did."

"It was near evening, but there was still plenty of light outside."

"He violently began to frisk me."

"I stood there."

"I asked him why I was being arrested???"

"He said I had thrown a beer bottle at the bartender."

"I asked him if he had any witnesses???"

"He said he had a whole bunch of witnesses."

"I told him they were all Nazis."

"Katie Did Not report that I had thrown a beer bottle."

"The hysterical male police officer was unstable and lying."

"I think he was trying to unnerve me by lying about me."

"A Real Clean Fiend..."

"Instantly, Officer McHugh Was Illegal."

"The case should be thrown out because of this intimidating lie from a police officer."

"He Was The One Who Wrote The Police Report."

"He then told me to put my hands behind my back so he could handcuff me."

"He told me to spread my legs."

"I did, but wanted him to handcuff me gently 'cause those handcuffs really hurt when the officers violently jerk you around."

"He got one cuff on and then violently tried to put the other one on."

"I pulled my hand away gently."

"He grabbed my arm and nearly broke it off, the rest of the males all jumped on me, my head was slammed against the pavement and my glasses were broken."

"Initially, after McHugh had jerked on my right arm and it hurt, I withdrew my right hand..."

"I have a separated right shoulder from a football injury."

"A separated shoulder never heals fully..."

"It is weaker and can be easily hurt again."

"Then I remember my right arm being hurtfully forced back down to the handcuffs."

"I was blacked out by GOD."

"When my consciousness came back on, it was now dark outside, I was standing outside of the crowd of police officers who were hovering violently over someone on the bus stop pavement below."

"I was standing outside of the group of officers with my hands both extended for handcuffing to a male police Officer who I do not know, with the left handcuff already dangling from my left wrist."

"My hands were extended out in front of this Officer."

"He could have easily handcuffed me right there, but instead grabbed my right hand violently and I went black again."

"The next time my consciousness came on again, I was standing outside the bus stop."

"The lady police officer that I liked held up my broken glasses for me to see, but it was now utterly dark outside..."

"That's not possible unless something else happened to the time."

"I will put a photograph of my broken glasses and black eye up for you all to see."

"Brent, my friendly next door neighbor, took the photos!!!"

"I started telling them that they were Nazis."

"And so was the bartenderess in the Irish Pub."

"We climbed into the police car."

"From the light it looked like about 6:30 pm in the evening."

"When I was standing at the bus stop, it looked like about 5 pm."

"They drove me to the hospital."

"We got there and they laid me down in a bed and handcuffed me to the rails."

"A male police officer, McHugh, took a breathelizer test on me."

"I figured I would pass with flying colors!!!"

"I had only had two 12 oz. bottles of Leinies."

"This other male police officer seemed to be taking notes as I was telling them that they were Nazis..."

"The female officer was standing nearby and after about an hour, took another breathelizer test on me."

"She said there was absolutely no alcohol on my breath!!!"

"But she went up to the other male police officer and asked him what the other breathelizer test had read???"

"He said two point five."

"She argued with him a little, but to no avail."

"I was just laying there; handcuffed."

"She had called my support people and they had suggested that I be just taken to De-Tox."

"He said no, he has to be taken to jail."

"I Was Not Even drunk!!!"

"When we came out of the hospital, the lady police officer asked the male officer if I he could take me to the station without handcuffs.

"I told him that I would be perfectly fine without cuffs!!!"

"He said, "No.""

"I said he was a Nazi."

"We got to jail and I was checked in."

"I knew I had to have my medications in order to sleep that night."

"A nurse came up and told me that she would get my meds from my support people either at Gateway or Crisis."

"It took a long time, but I finally was taken to a cell block."

"All night I lay awake."

"I had been in jail before and they never once got me my medications!!???!"

"The next day, the cell block television was on the Sci-Fi Channel and Battle Star Galactica was on."

"I Missed My Job Interview..."

"Boy..."

"Did Lorne Greene, the Starship captain, ever look like the ancient King Solomon of Israel!!!!"

"Don't Punish Me...With Brutality..." - Marvin Gaye

"Marvin Was Grace Jones' And Dick Gregory's Son From Before The Biblical Flood!!!"

"And This Poll Out Of Playboy!"

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"I was sent to court..."

"I was banished from the State Street Langdon Area where I hand out my Opera; Barâ-t business cards at University Mall..."

"The female District Attorney recommended this."

"Did our Madison city government officials have this Ban Map drawn up just for me???"

"I also want to go and see the Arlo Guthrie Symphonic Concert at the Civic Center..."

"We will see."

"Is the city government of Madison, Wisconsin stalking my Opera???"

"Apparently, I cannot go out with Jeanine in the spirit and associate with HER."

"Otherwise..."

"I will be attacked..."

"The Way It Looks To Me..."

"The Officer That Lied And Said To The Rest Of The Officers I Had Thrown A Beer Bottle, Was The Same One Who Violently Handcuffed Me, Smashed My Head Against The Pavement, Obtained And Lied About My First Breathelizer Test, And Was Generally Inciting The Rest Against Me And Trying To Make Me Look Criminal."

"It Was The Same Officer, Watson."

"Tomorrow, I Will Go To The Public Defender's Office And Find Out If I Can Retain Scott Baxter As A Witness When Madison Area Technical College Says I Cannot Contact Him..."

"Find Out How To Contact This Female Police Officer I Liked And See If She Will Testify On My Behalf..."

"And Find Out If I Can Hand Out Opera Cards On State Street..."

"And Find Out If I Can Go To The Arlo Guthrie Symphonic Concert."

"This Concert Has Been Advertised On Television Since Last Summer."

"I AM Surprised That It Has Not Sold Out Here In Madison."

"Few People Like Arlo Guthrie The Sixties Radical And Woodie Guthrie's Son????"

"Symphonically, Watson."

"Nazis, Holmes."

"As Far As The Handcuffing Goes..."

"Officer McHugh Was Illegal The Moment He Tried To Intimidate Me By Saying I Had Thrown A Beer Bottle And He Had Witnesses."

"That Was A Lie And He Knew It!!!"

"I Cooperated, But McHugh Was Violently And Intentionally Hurting My Separated Right Shoulder."

"I Withdrew..."

"They Attacked."

"They Must Have Had Me Down, But My Material Body Must Have Suddenly Vanished And Appeared With My Arms Extended For Handcuffing."

"The Officer I Did Not Know Could Have Gently Handcuffed Me, But Grabbed Me And Smashed My Head Against The Pavement, Breaking My Glasses And Giving Me A Black Eye."

"I AM Going To Find Out What Time The Sun Sets This Evening..."

"We Did Not Get To The Hospital Until About 7 pm."

"It Was Light Outside When I Was Accosted In The Bus Stop."

"That Much Time Could Not Have Passed Except By GOD's Manipulation!!!!"

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"It Is, Now, 4:30 pm."

"About 1/2 Hour Ago The Light Was About Right For When I Was Accosted."

"It Takes About 10 Minutes To Drive To The Hospital From State Street."

"It Was Dark When They Finally Handcuffed Me."

"We Will See, Tonight, When It Gets Dark Enough."

"I AM Appraising This One!!!"

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"It Is, Now, 5:00 pm."

"Not Dark Enough, Yet."

"It Is Beginning To Look Like GOD Blacked Me Out..."

"So I Did Not Have To Take The Blow On The Head And The Other Abuse, Once They Were Illegal!!!!"

"And Retained My Consciousness At Certain Pivotal Points!!!"

"And Physically Skipped All Of Us..."

"In Time."

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"It Is, Now, 6:00 pm."

"Clearly..."

"We Were All Skipped Consciously And Physically At Least Two Hours Forward In Time."

"Suddenly."

"And None Of Them Noticed It!???"

"I Believe Krueger, The Lady Officer I Liked, And The One Who Took The Legitimate Breathelizer Test, Was My Daughter When I Was King Solomon's Nephew, And Married A Red-Head Irish Jeanine."

"Lieberman's Wife Was A Murphy."

"We Had The Ark Of The Covenant."

"I WILL DEFINITELY Call Krueger And See If She Will Testify In My Behalf."

"It Is Coming To Me That The Officer Male I Did Not Know Was Also Our Irish/Jewish Son."

"If I Was The Jewish Nephew Of King Solomon, Koheleth, Or Lorne Greene..."

"It Would Be Probable I Would Have A Jewish Son With The Irish Jeanine."

"And An Irish Daughter."

"Regretably, He Beat Me Up..."

"Clearly..."

"Unnecessarily..."

"And Krueger's Breathelizer And Testimony Are My Only Protection???"

"All In The Family???"

"How Awful."

"Utterly."

"And The Officer I Did Not Know Said Quote Unquote To Krueger, "I Want To Look Lean And Mean."

"I Was Just Going To Bed..."

"GOD Just Told Me This Blow On The Head Lahr Gave Me Should Have Killed Me."

"I Do Not Even Remember A Headache, But There Is A Large Lump On My Eyebrow."

"My Head Feels Loose And Still Hurts."

"I Will Shortly Have The Photos Up..."

"I Had Three Severe Brain Concussions When I Was A Young Boy."

"The Male GOD Saved My Life From These Murderers This Time!!!???."

"Murderers."

"Apples...Peaches...Pumpkin Pie???"